Got one of those bidets that goes under the toilet seat. Pretty amazing. Now I hate shitting away from home.

7/17/2020 4:30:34 PM

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"how you stand and wipe? your but clinches up whenyou stand. you people nasty"

i also don't get it

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"Got one of those bidets that goes under the toilet seat. Pretty amazing."

do you now have a poopy hand and a clean hand?

7/17/2020 4:42:03 PM

a bidet ensures a hands-free process

7/17/2020 4:49:44 PM

the people who stand to wipe are the same who drop trou at the urinal

7/17/2020 5:00:46 PM

yeah, no hand action is required after blasting your butthole with the bidet

7/17/2020 5:33:49 PM

that sounds wonderful

7/17/2020 5:52:42 PM

had you never heard of a bidet before?

7/17/2020 5:54:50 PM

not that i can remember

7/17/2020 5:56:00 PM

Probably in the space station

7/17/2020 10:57:39 PM

Pressure washing your butthole is sure to keep the fecal particles only in the toilet and not all over the bathroom

7/18/2020 1:45:42 AM

there are no poo particles getting out of the toilet. don't knock it til you've tried it.

7/18/2020 2:05:05 AM

At one time I did but now I yell “WIPE” and my sweet comes to lift my legs so I can actually just lay horizontally on it. She also brings me a roll of brawny paper towels for the aftermath. She is the jewel of my life.

I haven’t told her but I tried the water pick as a bidet but the pressure was not enough so I just put it back.

[Edited on July 21, 2020 at 8:28 AM. Reason : .]

7/21/2020 8:25:28 AM

So on the bidet topic, it makes sense to me when you think about what you'd do if you were walking barefoot in your yard and stepped in dog shit. You wouldn't just wipe your foot off with some paper, you'd go hose it off. Why should your butthole be any different?

7/23/2020 9:22:26 AM

you stepped in dog poop with your butthole?

quite acrobatic

7/23/2020 9:49:13 AM

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"don't knock it til you've tried it."

All the Western friends I have had in countries where some bidet variation is ubiquitous, have missed said thing the most when they have finally packed up and left whatever Asian country they were in.

They say they can't live without it, so they install it in their home in the US straight after returning!

7/24/2020 12:46:41 AM

If choice were 100 1-wipe dumps sans bidet or 100 miscellaneous dumps with, I’d pick sans bidet every time

7/24/2020 1:20:23 AM

If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

7/24/2020 10:00:44 AM

^^ you hate water? and there is no such thing as a "1-wipe dump" -- read the post two above my previous post.

7/24/2020 1:07:10 PM

I prefer to stand up to poop and sit down to pee. To each their own.

7/24/2020 1:19:07 PM

bidets on every toilet in my house

7/24/2020 3:38:11 PM

<-- bidet guy

7/24/2020 3:48:18 PM

people excited about water fountains in their bathrooms itt

7/24/2020 7:40:00 PM

Someone link me to a decent one

7/24/2020 8:19:09 PM

Costco has them time to time...i’d wait for that

7/24/2020 8:43:35 PM

here's the one i got: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07CGVBZGL

7/24/2020 9:10:07 PM

I grew up with a "bum gun"

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BJNH1YM

7/25/2020 2:58:16 PM