Precious.

I love her outfit.

8/28/2018 8:57:52 PM

EMCE looks like a ventriloquist's dummy in that suit.

8/28/2018 8:59:28 PM

Notice you can't see one of her hands....

8/28/2018 9:09:44 PM

Witty Caption

8/29/2018 10:17:32 AM

everyone look at EMCE's dick

8/29/2018 10:37:32 AM

damn hipster millenials and your "i'm floating" pics

8/29/2018 10:47:49 AM

Engagement photos were shot in Australia.

8/29/2018 3:32:58 PM

There are two Ns in "Millennial."

8/29/2018 3:36:21 PM

my bad. "milenniall"

8/29/2018 3:57:50 PM

Typical white girls photo

8/29/2018 10:03:22 PM

But what did EMCE say?

Who was phone?

8/30/2018 10:34:53 AM

Congrats! She's a looker.

8/30/2018 12:40:37 PM

^translation: "i'd hit."

8/30/2018 2:21:07 PM

I, too, would hit it

8/30/2018 3:35:56 PM

Yeah- I didn't want to be that blunt, but she's definitely fine

8/30/2018 7:23:48 PM

I wouldn't hit it. I'm not a homewrecker like some of you people.

8/30/2018 8:42:45 PM

Have y'all set a date yet?

9/2/2018 11:58:25 AM

congrats, J!

9/2/2018 3:25:33 PM

^^ April 5th

9/2/2018 3:57:19 PM

1. Congrats 2. i would only hit if EMCE said it would save the wolfweb. Not because I wouldnt hit it should she be single. But for respect of a tww og. 3. Stop blocking off traffic with balloon pictures!

9/3/2018 8:33:47 AM

lol

9/3/2018 1:21:49 PM

ay man just a little heads up...the easter egg hunt will be on April 5th, so you might want to reschedule

9/3/2018 3:38:36 PM

i bet she fucks

9/3/2018 8:49:30 PM

I miss my wife.

She's been gone on a business trip for 2 weeks now. she's needs to come back soon, my G's. Fuck...

The dog misses her too.

9/27/2019 9:08:51 PM

Have you had sex?

9/27/2019 10:10:20 PM

That is not actually a tutu. It's the pubes EMCE shed when he banged her

9/29/2019 8:43:43 PM