three dollar bucks

6/6/2017 8:39:23 PM

Restaurant: 15% if good service, if not, hell no
Restaurant Take Out: hell no
Sandwich Shop Tip Jar: what?
Coffee Shop (standard/black coffee): hell no
Coffee Shop (fancy coffee): I don't go there
Food Delivery: if they get there fast 10%, if not hell no
Food Delivery (if delivery fee included in price): hell no, that was the tip
Taxi: only if he drives in the left lane at 5 under the whole way
Bar: $1/drink, if you are female and good looking, if not, hell no
Beer only at a Bar: no, who buys that expensive shit
Beer at a Concert/Sporting Event (the $14 Bud Lights): I could piss in a cup and it would taste better
Liquor at Fancy Cocktail Bar ($15+ drink): when you say cocktail, the cock belongs to me and the tail belongs to a lady
Musicians at a Bar: if they were any good people would be buying tickets to see them
Cleaning Services (car, house, yard, etc.): clean your own damn house
Construction Services: I posted a long rant a few years ago about how I crossed out and initialed the part of the contract where they could raise prices because of "increasing costs" they were pissed, but at the time the recession was so bad they would not say no, then I paid the subcontractors directly and I think that pissed off the general as well
Movers: I rent the truck without the 2 men


After some online searching, I have more....

Barber: why?
Valet parking guy: will I ever be coming back here or not?
Massage person: happy ending??
Hotel housekeeping: happy ending??
Tour guide: did you show me something that every other tour didn't get?
Travel agent: see above, after I get home
Bellboy: generally no, but this one dude found my package in the back of the super hot store room, he got a $20 and a shot of jack when he got back to my room
Grocery bag boy: I said I got it
Concierge guy: you take care of me, I take care of you at checkout
Personal trainer: at $40/hr, you have got it made
People doing work on my house/property: $lunch, I got lots a free channels for a year after doing this one time
Car wash person: no
Full service gas person (if you go to NJ and/or Canada): no
Pet groomer: 1st world problem
Shoe shine: apparently this is still a thing
tow truck driver: how fast did you get here?
Lowe's/home depot appliance delivery: did you give me crap about helping get the old one out? if not, that's good for a $5 and possibly $lunch
Lap Dance Lady: hahaha, only if we get to the back room

6/8/2017 6:44:44 PM

Would you tip a troll post?

6/8/2017 6:48:09 PM

hell yeah, 5 lafta bucks

6/8/2017 6:58:21 PM

6/17/2017 2:12:14 PM

haha awesome

6/17/2017 2:20:39 PM

As i've gotten older and have more disposable income, the tipping question bothers me much less. I'll tip everyone, IDGAF.

6/18/2017 11:18:07 PM

How about tipping on alcohol? If your meals are $50 and you also get a $50 bottle of wine, do you tip an extra $10 for the bottle of wine or less?

[Edited on September 9, 2017 at 2:17 AM. Reason : NCSUStinger is exactly who we thought he was]

9/9/2017 2:14:51 AM

If your food is $50 and your drinks are $50, you tip on a $100 check. What is the confusion?

9/9/2017 2:27:30 AM

But how much do you tip the guy who opened the wine?

9/9/2017 5:27:48 AM

humble braggin itt

[Edited on September 9, 2017 at 9:33 AM. Reason : give me the $8 wine from food dog]

9/9/2017 9:32:20 AM

Quote :

"and your drinks are $50"

I'm not talking about a bunch of drinks that are $50, I'm saying a single bottle of wine.

9/9/2017 10:32:56 AM

Why would there be a difference? Do you get a $50 entree and tip differently than five $10 appetizers?

1. Read the total amount of your bill
2. Tip on that amount

[Edited on September 9, 2017 at 10:36 AM. Reason : .]

9/9/2017 10:35:22 AM

Quote :

"Why would there be a difference"

Level of effort

[Edited on September 9, 2017 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ]

9/9/2017 11:18:36 AM

sounds like you should stop going to restaurants if tipping is this complicated for you

9/9/2017 11:25:23 AM

$50 bottle of wine yes

$1000 bottle of wine there is less agreement about tipping

9/9/2017 12:19:51 PM

https://www.facebook.com/ATTNVideo/videos/1926447314326887/

8/14/2018 12:11:44 PM

Oep is that you??

8/14/2018 12:22:44 PM

8/14/2018 12:39:54 PM

Restaurant: 20%
Restaurant Take Out: 20%
Sandwich Shop Tip Jar: $1
Coffee Shop (standard/black coffee): change or $1
Coffee Shop (fancy coffee): change or $1
Food Delivery: 20%
Food Delivery (if delivery fee included in price): 20% for pizza
Taxi: 15-20%
Bar: $1 per drink or 20% on final bill
Beer only at a Bar: $1 per drink or 20% on final bill
Beer at a Concert/Sporting Event (the $14 Bud Lights): $1 maybe
Liquor at Fancy Cocktail Bar ($15+ drink): $1-2 per drink or 20% on final bill
Musicians at a Bar: $1-10
Cleaning Services (car, house, yard, etc.): 10-20%
Construction Service: I tip cleaners
Movers: $10-20 depending on item. $10 for a couch delivery

8/14/2018 6:18:38 PM

Do any of you people tip professionals you hire, like plumbers or HVAC?

8/16/2018 7:38:50 PM

No

But if people have been working outside I'll bring beers out when they're finishing up

8/16/2018 7:47:07 PM

Can confirm. Cut synapse's grass about 10 years ago and he provided a cold beer.

8/16/2018 7:52:45 PM

i've tipped repair people who went above and beyond but usually i'll just offer water/drinks if they are working outside

8/16/2018 8:40:19 PM

My favorite thing in this thread so far is tipping less for the wine portion of the meal. I’m going to talk about this with people.

8/16/2018 11:19:52 PM

I get what he's saying... "a guy came by the table, and opened ONE (1) bottle of wine, which was significantly less work than preparing 5 drinks. Both are ~$50, but should not be tipped the same, because they didn't require the same amount of work."
I've never heard that argument, but I get it. I still tip 20% of the total bill including wine service.

8/17/2018 6:15:35 AM

You guys know that in most restaurants with $50 bottles of wine the staff pool their tips?

8/17/2018 7:13:59 AM

I don’t think that’s true at all.

8/17/2018 7:28:24 AM

Maybe I’m wrong!

Regardless. The thought process of tipping less on the wine portion of the check is silly.

8/17/2018 9:58:12 AM

If the water guy gives frequent refills, synapse tips 50% to him for all the effort

8/17/2018 1:51:04 PM

I'm not going to give someone 10 dollars to open and pour 4 glasses of wine. Bar prices for simple pours, one dollar per drink.

8/17/2018 2:12:00 PM

Are we talking a meal with drinks at a table or drinking at a bar? Bc the initial funny was a $50 bottle of wine during dinner.

[Edited on August 17, 2018 at 2:37 PM. Reason : Dinnnnnn]

8/17/2018 2:37:19 PM

During dinner, or during supper?

8/17/2018 2:49:18 PM