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5/20/2009 10:03:26 AM

i feel like hundreds of elves have beaten me with tiny baseball bats

5/20/2009 10:16:11 AM

i'll never understand why people bitch about things on this website being unfriendly for their working environment. shouldn't they be working at work anyway?

5/20/2009 10:17:49 AM

WORK?

AT WORK?

5/20/2009 10:20:23 AM

i want a job so i can complain.

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 10:21 AM. Reason : j]

5/20/2009 10:21:26 AM

pay day everyday is for the win.

off to work

5/20/2009 10:28:48 AM

^^hehe.. i think i'd make more on unemployemnt

..although I'd rather stayed employed

5/20/2009 10:36:36 AM

1) i'm hungry
2) that's a fuckton of muscle

5/20/2009 10:41:18 AM

how do i make those becoming a fan things on facebook, i have an idea for a really funny one that i want to make

5/20/2009 10:48:31 AM

ask dakota

he's got his own fan page

5/20/2009 10:49:28 AM

i really, really, really x 100 do not want to work today. or friday. and i don't want to go to jury duty tomorrow.

can i catch a break, please? PLEASE?

5/20/2009 10:50:21 AM

I'm getting that waitresses number from Tir Na Nog when I get back from training.

5/20/2009 10:54:04 AM

i really need to get off facebook

i keep sending out messages to people in order to avoid actually working

5/20/2009 11:06:07 AM

I so hope today isn't like ysterday

5/20/2009 11:10:04 AM

I really need caffeine

5/20/2009 11:14:19 AM

fingers crossed mom takes me shopping today for furniture

5/20/2009 11:19:19 AM

A GIRL

5/20/2009 11:26:17 AM

A BOY

5/20/2009 11:27:24 AM

zomg, BFWBF?

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 11:28 AM. Reason : ]

5/20/2009 11:28:21 AM

translation please

5/20/2009 11:30:11 AM

5/20/2009 11:56:49 AM

Wild turkey salad on 12 grain... this is a little slice of heaven! NO meat on earth beats FRESH, WILD turkey!

5/20/2009 12:00:20 PM

i'd rather have it straight-up myself

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 12:02 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2009 12:01:37 PM

More like this:

5/20/2009 12:03:40 PM

i can't see pictures from myspace

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 12:05 PM. Reason : i'm at work]

5/20/2009 12:05:15 PM

I'll put it in my gallery...



[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 12:11 PM. Reason : better?]

5/20/2009 12:09:58 PM

agh no, take it down

poor little birdie

5/20/2009 12:11:52 PM

He wasn't little!

5/20/2009 12:14:39 PM

he didn't deserve to die and become your lunch

5/20/2009 12:17:09 PM

yes he does...mmmm

5/20/2009 12:19:58 PM

Wild tastes better than the Butterball you eat at Thanksgiving. There is no comparison.

5/20/2009 12:20:15 PM

RAWR RAWR RAWR POOR LITTLE ANIMAL

5/20/2009 12:20:38 PM

what makes you think i eat turkey at thanksgiving?

5/20/2009 12:20:54 PM

yes...that poor delicious animal

5/20/2009 12:21:15 PM

so hongry!

5/20/2009 12:21:59 PM

unless you're a vegetarian then you have no room to talk

5/20/2009 12:22:51 PM

i eat beef and pork and chicken and turkey

but it still saddens me that the poor little guys had to die

5/20/2009 12:23:49 PM

We got a total of 3 this year. The best and hardest to hunt, and by far - the most delicious.

At least I know what went into this turkey: grasshoppers, grass, acorns, and other yummy natural stuff. Unlike Butterball....

If it makes you feel better, I can say he didn't suffer. He never knew what hit him.

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 12:29 PM. Reason : ]

5/20/2009 12:28:54 PM

gobble gobble gob-

5/20/2009 12:30:20 PM

i just wish someone else would've stepped up

5/20/2009 12:32:16 PM

sitting through that lame meeting was totally worth it

first half of the day went by super fast and i got some honeybaked

5/20/2009 12:32:26 PM

tomorrow is going to suck balls

5/20/2009 12:33:10 PM

if by "tomorrow" you actually meant your mom

i'd say you're right

5/20/2009 12:34:14 PM

fake nails make it harder to type

5/20/2009 12:35:33 PM

i have fake nails, but i keep them really short...every time i go in for a fill-in i have her cut them really short, so that they're barely beyond my fingertip (and they're square tips) and i type like a champ

5/20/2009 12:36:20 PM

i feel like i have talons

5/20/2009 12:37:12 PM

do the begonias have large talons?

5/20/2009 12:37:58 PM

i can't stand having long nails, but my cats love it

5/20/2009 12:40:05 PM

^^yes, yes they do. bbbbut they work good for rubbing the back

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 12:40 PM. Reason : ^^]

5/20/2009 12:40:27 PM

wow...sudden ill feeling

5/20/2009 12:42:01 PM