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9/9/2010 2:05:25 PM

Courtesy of http://www.sexinfo101.com/.

I'm planning on doing this later tonight. With or without my husband. I'm in NEED!


[Edited on September 12, 2010 at 8:44 PM. Reason : ^thanks for the fodder]

9/12/2010 8:44:28 PM

ive beat off twice today, might do it again

9/12/2010 8:59:59 PM

*high five*

9/12/2010 9:00:25 PM

i dont know how to take that, but im gonna say thanks

9/12/2010 9:01:45 PM

Hey! I don't see anything wrong with spankin' it when you don't have another outlet. Hell, I masturbate when I *do* have another outlet.

9/12/2010 9:03:14 PM

i beat off 3 times this weekend

pretty typical

9/12/2010 10:19:23 PM

My worst day last week, I masturbated 4 times.
I think that my hormones are screwy now that I'm off BC.

9/12/2010 10:36:39 PM

my dick gets sore if i exceed 3 times in a day but that probably has something to do with my method

9/12/2010 10:40:44 PM

i was really sore after my 4th one.
but i so didn't care.

9/12/2010 10:43:38 PM

it feels 2 to 3 times better if i use proper lubrication but i'm usually too lazy

and when i say better i mean two things

i nut harder and also my dick doesn't get sore

[Edited on September 12, 2010 at 10:45 PM. Reason : x]

9/12/2010 10:44:35 PM

!!

9/13/2010 4:11:57 PM

*groans*

what is wrong with me?

9/13/2010 4:23:58 PM

yep! but guys are scared of me. I can kick most of thier asses!

9/13/2010 4:24:06 PM

Fear is a good thing

9/13/2010 4:26:29 PM

^^physical fights are a fantastic form of foreplay.

9/13/2010 4:28:35 PM

I get a lot of respect from civilan guys but most are a little intimidated by the fact that I've shot machine-guns (249 SAW & 240 Bravo) and thrown hand-grenades.

9/13/2010 4:43:49 PM

...so?

Either you and they want to fuck each other, or not.

9/13/2010 5:10:02 PM

Quote :

"yep! but guys are scared of me. I can kick most of thier asses!"

...the only ones that you can't beat are the ones that aren't afraid to hit a girl, right?

9/13/2010 5:50:53 PM

9/13/2010 5:55:30 PM

9/13/2010 5:56:54 PM

she would be competitive in a fight against less than 20 percent of men

9/13/2010 5:59:10 PM

oh snap!

9/13/2010 6:04:17 PM

nvm

[Edited on September 13, 2010 at 6:10 PM. Reason : hahahaha]

9/13/2010 6:06:08 PM

pfffttt

9/13/2010 6:09:14 PM

Quote :

"blah blah blah something about being trained in Marine Corps Martial Arts"

that's why i said 20% and not 5%

[Edited on September 13, 2010 at 6:11 PM. Reason : d]

9/13/2010 6:10:54 PM

^^ haaay

[Edited on September 13, 2010 at 6:11 PM. Reason : :-)]

9/13/2010 6:11:08 PM

haaaay crackmonkey

9/13/2010 6:14:22 PM

good lord
and I'm trying so hard to blur the line between coworker and neighbor and friend
it's taking WAY too long.

9/14/2010 2:33:47 AM

Just FYI - manic depression, bipolar disorder and histrionic personality disorder do not equate to being "horny". Please, if you have or are currently taking meds for depression, please stop posting in my horny thread.

Thank you for your time.

9/14/2010 11:15:31 AM

For srs: if I had a dick, I'd chop it off to reduce the amount of horny.

[Edited on September 15, 2010 at 2:43 PM. Reason : df]

9/15/2010 2:40:30 PM

I get horny when I'm under incredible amount of stress.

It's as good for you as eating a box full of chocolate donuts.

9/15/2010 2:49:14 PM

more now than ive ever been

9/16/2010 1:04:28 PM

I've been a walking puddle for like three days now.
I am FINALLY gonna get to do something about it tonight (including FINALLY fucking a dude's ass)

9/16/2010 1:06:07 PM

fuck - if I could close this thread, I would. YOU PEOPLE.

9/16/2010 1:07:19 PM

wait wait, for us taking meds, its like NEVER when we are horny.

9/16/2010 5:06:14 PM

maybe that's why hubby thinks you don't "do enough for him"

9/16/2010 5:17:12 PM

I do PLENTY for him.

he's talking about laundry dear.

9/16/2010 5:18:04 PM

oh

i thought you said you were never horny

make that fool do his own laundry

9/16/2010 5:21:35 PM

I get horny, just not as not as much as normal ppl.

I used to never on my old meds.

9/16/2010 5:23:37 PM

I don't take meds and I have to force myself to get horny once a week or I feel like I'll lose it.


It's just that when I look at hot girls... i see drama, bullshit, and whining. That overrides my desire to fuck them.

[Edited on September 16, 2010 at 5:30 PM. Reason : .]

9/16/2010 5:29:28 PM

stupid good conversations

9/19/2010 1:48:19 AM

I'm ready for round 2, but my husband is asleep.

[Edited on September 19, 2010 at 1:51 AM. Reason : ruff and ready!]

9/19/2010 1:51:13 AM

grrrrr. maybe if i ignore it, it will go away

9/19/2010 2:13:50 PM

Too much sexiness to contain it.

9/20/2010 12:46:01 AM

IMPOSSIBLE

9/20/2010 12:48:20 AM

9/20/2010 1:10:36 AM

9/20/2010 4:29:33 PM

9/20/2010 4:39:28 PM

i don't care if i have to tie my wife up...i'm fucking her tonight.

9/20/2010 4:49:12 PM