What do moths eat? Can you find moth snacks at work?

1/11/2011 8:48:00 AM

Obviously that one came across as smart assed as well, my apologies.

Hopefully it is clear that I was simply kidding.

1/11/2011 9:17:07 AM

took nyquil last night

now there are crumbs in my bed

apparently ate some sort of bread like object in my bed last night

1/13/2011 11:28:00 AM

1/13/2011 11:34:18 AM

what is that

1/13/2011 11:38:30 AM

it's liz lemon sleep eating. like Jen did last night.

1/13/2011 11:40:16 AM

ate way too much, now i got that itis

1/15/2011 8:09:02 PM

Starving in front of a fully stocked vending machine with only a $20 bill

1/19/2011 3:27:04 PM

i had to cut off all my fingernails down below my finger tips because the only thing i can't stand more than a ragged fingernail is fingernails of a different length...


now i can't scratch anything

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 11:05 AM. Reason : or pick my nose ]

1/25/2011 10:58:37 AM

Wouldn't it be easier to pick your nose with short fingernails?

1/25/2011 2:06:01 PM

but i currently have NO fingernails

1/25/2011 2:08:10 PM

So, what's covering the tops of your fingers?

1/25/2011 2:09:35 PM

dragon teeth

1/25/2011 2:12:25 PM

I'm unmotivated

*sigh*

1/25/2011 2:13:36 PM

Can't you just use your finger to pick your nose?

1/25/2011 2:13:40 PM

NO!

1/25/2011 2:15:11 PM

Fuck,

I am have a braindead moment.



What looks most appropriate?

Ham n' Cheese
Ham 'n Cheese
or
Ham 'n' Cheese?

1/25/2011 2:15:14 PM

Quote :

"So, what's covering the tops of your fingers?"

Not boogers apparently

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 2:15 PM. Reason : ^ Ham 'n' Cheese]

1/25/2011 2:15:19 PM

How about a pen?

1/25/2011 2:17:58 PM

now that's just nasty

1/25/2011 2:20:25 PM

Psh, I bet it's cleaner than your finger.

1/25/2011 2:20:53 PM

Quote :

"Ham 'n Cheese"

The vending machine at work just raised the price of candy bars from $.75 to $.80

1/25/2011 2:35:57 PM

It's obviously ham 'n' cheese. you're replacing the "a" and the "d" with apostrophes.

1/25/2011 2:39:20 PM

^

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 2:41 PM. Reason : though people care about what actually IS correct. Just what LOOKS better. ]

1/25/2011 2:39:44 PM

ham 'n cheese looks right to me.

1/25/2011 2:43:15 PM

I'm pretty sure it could be Ham 'n Cheese if you put ham into cheese

but not many people may buy that

1/25/2011 2:44:04 PM

Nah, that's got to be the other way around


for reference: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rock+n+roll?show=1&t=1295984659

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 2:47 PM. Reason : same thing]

1/25/2011 2:46:04 PM

Cheese 'n Ham

1/25/2011 2:46:57 PM

my skirt is too big and my shirt won't stay tucked in

1/27/2011 12:28:31 PM

I have to hold my Harmony one Universal remote for 2.5 seconds to make sure everything is turned off..... WHY CANT IT BE INSTANT!!!????

1/27/2011 12:30:52 PM

It's cold in my apartment. I want to turn the heat up but don't want to get out from under the covers.

2/3/2011 12:09:36 PM

koreans


only wolfpackgrrr knows what im talken about

2/3/2011 12:13:27 PM

Quote :

"It's cold in my apartment. I want to turn the heat up but don't want to get out from under the covers."

jesus...its past noon
id say its time to get out from under the covers
________________________________________________
i have a 14 hour day today

2/3/2011 12:14:37 PM

Haha I was up and about earlier. Crawled under the covers while deciding what order to do my errands in today.

2/3/2011 12:17:08 PM

Quote :

"I have to hold my Harmony one Universal remote for 2.5 seconds to make sure everything is turned off..... WHY CANT IT BE INSTANT!!!????"

I, too, have this problem. I suppose it's still better than having 4 remotes to use every time you want to do something

2/3/2011 1:35:33 PM

When I went to check on the heat while heading out turned out I never turned it back on yesterday. No wonder it was so cold

2/3/2011 1:52:48 PM

4 supremes in my box. the 4th is way undersized. not fair.

2/3/2011 2:07:10 PM

Quote :

"I have to hold my Harmony one Universal remote for 2.5 seconds to make sure everything is turned off..... WHY CANT IT BE INSTANT!!!????"

I simplified this by having everything on a switchable power strip with a remote switch. Just an on/off switch for everything and 0 ghost power drained

2/3/2011 2:09:43 PM

Only through season 2 of Dexter is on Netflix

2/3/2011 2:11:32 PM

I can't decide on how to spend my $1500 tax refund

2/8/2011 2:28:58 PM

invest it on a $7000 pizza with diamonds.

2/8/2011 2:49:36 PM

only if there's a groupon that'll save me $$$

2/8/2011 5:37:11 PM

My granola from La Farm was too sweet for my tastes

2/8/2011 5:38:06 PM

My cat took a nap on my cell phone. Now Swype keeps coming up with nonsensical words when I use it and won't delete the crap from its dictionary

2/23/2011 1:43:25 PM

I had to choose between gummy worms or gummy bears the other day

2/23/2011 1:46:47 PM

Do you highlight and delete the offending terms or are you just hoping they go away eventually?

2/23/2011 1:46:56 PM

I did the highlight and delete but they still come up.

2/23/2011 1:50:10 PM

my nonfat soy latte was actually a regular mocha and now i feel all bloated and farty!

2/23/2011 1:51:25 PM

Quote :

"nonfat soy latte"

You just lost your mancard.

2/23/2011 1:53:39 PM

lactose intolerance is unmanly?

2/23/2011 2:02:10 PM