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"so what did Corchiani get arrested for?"

Quote :

"Name: Kenan Demir Age: 31 Height: 5' 7" Weight: 165 Arrested: Oct 28, 2012, 4:33 a.m. in Raleigh by RPD Charge: Second degree sexual offense"

10/29/2012 2:07:21 PM

Do I just go home or go to Sam's club?

10/29/2012 2:21:36 PM

My last day here is Wednesday.

They still haven't sent out an email telling anyone I am leaving.

10/29/2012 2:51:36 PM

Quote :

"§ 14-27.5. Second-degree sexual offense. (a) A person is guilty of a sexual offense in the second degree if the person engages in a sexual act with another person: (1) By force and against the will of the other person; or (2) Who is mentally disabled, mentally incapacitated, or physically helpless, and the person performing the act knows or should reasonably know that the other person is mentally disabled, mentally incapacitated, or physically helpless. (b) Any person who commits the offense defined in this section is guilty of a Class C felony. (1979, c. 682, s. 1; 1979, 2nd Sess., c. 1316, s. 7; 1981, c. 63; c. 179, s. 14; 1993, c. 539, s. 1131; 1994, Ex. Sess., c. 24, s. 14(c); 2002-159, s. 2(c).)"

10/29/2012 3:00:00 PM

so we can start a rumor that he was raping retards

let's go with it

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 3:13 PM. Reason : one could say the same about anyone who paid to see his movie.... heyyoo]

10/29/2012 3:12:27 PM

Ticketmaster captchas are getting more and more ridiculous. I just went through at least 8 of them before they were legible enough to pass.

10/29/2012 5:14:27 PM

How long should I keep my tax paperwork? 3 years? 5 years? Forever?

10/29/2012 6:16:20 PM

I am usually afraid that the day I throw anything away will be the day before I need it.

What's our plan for Friday?

10/29/2012 6:18:23 PM

Let's see, I'll come over and we can drink? Or you can come over if you don't have anything to sleep on. Or we can camp out in sleeping bags. Whatever.

10/29/2012 6:19:14 PM

I'd offer my place but it is small

10/29/2012 6:24:49 PM

Can we sleep in my tent in my backyard?? I freaked the neighbors out when I moved in. It would be a shame to leave without a repeat performance.

10/29/2012 6:30:49 PM

Anyone and everyone is welcome here. I've got a bed, couch, futon, and sleeping bags. Or we can camp at Tara's. I can get pizzas from Mellow Mushroom since I have to meet people there after work.

Umm let's see... Low on Friday is 35. Nope, you won't see me in the backyard!

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 6:32 PM. Reason : ]

10/29/2012 6:31:50 PM

Do you want to borrow the wheel?

10/29/2012 6:32:19 PM

I am fine with either of those and I guess other attendees can decide which one.

10/29/2012 6:32:55 PM

Wheel?

10/29/2012 6:33:03 PM

Whatever Meg, you'll just snuggle me to stay warm.

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 6:34 PM. Reason : Oh my GOD you haven't seen the wheel]

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 6:35 PM. Reason : Jon the next hash is the night before I get in my car for Fl. Wheel time. ]

10/29/2012 6:33:56 PM

WHAT IS THE WHEEL?

10/29/2012 6:39:32 PM

You used my real name. Not even my other nickname. We talked about this.

Wheel party November 7?

10/29/2012 6:40:19 PM

You can't be explained the wheel. You just meet the wheel.

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 6:40 PM. Reason : Did you hear Sayer's peanut butter story?]

10/29/2012 6:40:21 PM

Well now I need to learn about this wheel.

10/29/2012 6:42:51 PM

Then you better be free Nov. 7. Which is also your last chance to see me.

10/29/2012 6:43:38 PM

You will have plenty of opportunities Meg

10/29/2012 6:44:17 PM

I think I'm supposed to do something that night, but I'll figure it out.

Also - how long should I keep pay stubs?

10/29/2012 6:45:13 PM

Way to kill the mood and take the conversation back to doing your taxes...

10/29/2012 6:48:17 PM

I have had one beer and I am hammered. What the fuck. My tolerance is better than this.

10/29/2012 6:48:29 PM

Quote :

"I have had one beer and I am hammered. What the fuck. My tolerance is better than this."

true story

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 6:49 PM. Reason : Johnston County apple pie moonshine... mmmmm]

10/29/2012 6:49:03 PM

You were supposed to get me some of that before I go.

10/29/2012 6:50:54 PM

Consider it done.

10/29/2012 6:52:20 PM

Sorry. I'm trying to tidy up the place and found all this paperwork I'd been stacking up for months and now I'm trying to file it. So of course I'm going through all the old stuff and trying to get rid of what's not important to make room for the new stuff.

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 7:00 PM. Reason : ]

10/29/2012 6:57:25 PM

If any fraans want to come help minimize my alcohol stash now, please do. You just have to keep me focused on my wreck of a living room.

OMG Gus just tried to jump on a coffee table, except it didn't have the glass in it and he went straight through. Aha.

10/29/2012 6:58:19 PM

How much do you have to drink?

10/29/2012 7:02:15 PM

Do you only care about me based on the precise volume of alcohol?

10/29/2012 7:03:47 PM

No, I was just curious. Do you mean like right now?

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 7:08 PM. Reason : I have to swap the coolers anyway...]

10/29/2012 7:06:24 PM

Now. Later. It's all good.

10/29/2012 7:09:16 PM

Sorry i gotsta get stuff done around here tonight. Mom's coming next week and I'm trying to make her think I'm organized and not messy

10/29/2012 7:11:02 PM

High-speed rail: Do we need it?

10/29/2012 7:13:14 PM

Obviously your mom will judge you for how many years of tax records you have

10/29/2012 7:13:25 PM

WELL in order to fit new paperwork into my little file box I had to get rid of some old stuff

The papers were in a stack on the dining room table, and that she would have judged me for.

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 7:14 PM. Reason : ]

10/29/2012 7:14:04 PM

I am just being an asshole

I'm sorry

10/29/2012 7:15:13 PM

You better be sorry. Now stop it.

10/29/2012 7:19:11 PM

^^^solution: buy a bigger file box

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 7:20 PM. Reason : ^^^]

10/29/2012 7:20:26 PM

Yes but that would require spending money/time AND having more space. I'd rather just get rid of the unnecessary junk.

10/29/2012 7:31:04 PM

I feel good
I feel great
I feel wonderful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqB6ZWNcznY

10/29/2012 7:52:38 PM

http://soundcloud.com/djgammer/residencyguestmix

hardcore edm makes some damn good cleaning/organizing music

[Edited on October 29, 2012 at 7:56 PM. Reason : ssssssssssssssss]

10/29/2012 7:55:44 PM

Skwinkle just squirted something in my hair. All I know is that it was green and sticky...

10/29/2012 8:31:23 PM

At least it tasted good

10/29/2012 8:39:10 PM

True story

10/29/2012 8:40:12 PM

What's going on on Friday? I am missing out...

10/29/2012 9:01:05 PM

I haven't told/invited anyone because I am lazy and I don't think about stuff like that until the last minute. But we are hanging out. Specifics are....not specified.....for now.

10/29/2012 9:03:15 PM

I for one am surprised that Lana del Rey hasn't made a video for "Off to the Races": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AypvuzhVlrc

10/29/2012 9:31:04 PM