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Why is it that old dudes like to piss at the urinal with their hands in their pockets? Not all of them do it but the only ones I see doing it are like 60+

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10/29/2012 9:56:01 PM

fuckin power outages

10/29/2012 10:03:31 PM

I would be a little weirded out if punchmonk had me in my underwear as the background on her phone.

10/29/2012 11:13:46 PM

^ I think it would be hot

10/29/2012 11:14:20 PM

Palindrome page count

10/29/2012 11:27:06 PM

Quote :

"BIG SEMEN TAMPON"

10/29/2012 11:39:22 PM

i wish there was a way to find out who controlled a twitter alias account.

10/30/2012 9:20:23 AM

So sleepy.

I absolutely can't wait to get into some kind of regular schedule again.

10/30/2012 9:21:52 AM

while it was free, i'm a little disappointed in the apparent death of this japanese maple. hopefully it's not dead, and we'll see what happens with it in the spring again.

10/30/2012 10:01:36 AM

Mmm... Irish Breakfast Tea

10/30/2012 10:15:19 AM

when do they usually announce the time of the football games? looking at the wake forest game...

10/30/2012 11:08:06 AM

spooky symphonies is my new favorite pandora station

10/30/2012 11:16:50 AM

I am so fucking tired of dealing with RSVPs

10/30/2012 11:22:10 AM

So, looks like I am either going to see my bike on Friday, or Monday...too bad it is 30 degrees and sleeting for the next...forever.



Oh, well. At least I will have my TV too (if it still works).

I am excite.

10/30/2012 11:25:24 AM

^^ you know whats the worst - when people will RSVP to family members. we had that problem. people would tell my in-laws they were or weren't coming but wouldn't send in the card or let us know and since it was a sit down dinner, it was this unnecessary back and forth of "so and so is coming" "ok well what are they eating" "i dont know they didnt say" "ok well can you ask them or give me their contact info and i will ask them" "ok i will ask them" "they want the pork" "pork isnt an option"

10/30/2012 11:37:06 AM

someone please come take these notes... idgaf about this class but the final is a different story

10/30/2012 11:44:07 AM

... didn't mean to post ^ twice...

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10/30/2012 11:46:46 AM

^ suspend!

10/30/2012 11:49:36 AM

House hunting is really such a pain. le sigh

10/30/2012 12:30:42 PM

i'm about tired of ignorant folks who think that being cold and/or wet gives you pneumonia

10/30/2012 1:38:17 PM

My purse smells like WD-40 and I have no idea why.

10/30/2012 4:52:36 PM

bout to go gangnam style around the lake


BRB

10/30/2012 5:38:01 PM

my son just called my dinner "stinky poop"

10/30/2012 5:55:22 PM

Quote :

"when do they usually announce the time of the football games?"

usually the sunday before the game, I think

10/30/2012 6:13:31 PM

I miss living by myself :/

10/30/2012 7:48:05 PM

I hope my roommates aren't stalling on their move-out because they think I'm going to be lonely. I'm tired of listening to their baby cry, and I really wasn't thrilled when I woke up to my roommate getting fucked up with one of his drug dealer friends in the now-vacant room from the Asperger's roommate. I don't miss the AS roommate at all, except for the fact my other fucked up roommate at least hid his habits when he was around. And I won't miss the surprised look the mom gives whenever I walked out of my room or into the apartment and she's got her titty hanging out.

Fuck roommates, man. Living with my parents was better than this.

10/30/2012 8:22:14 PM

My roommate likes watching a show produced by Jennifer Lopez

10/30/2012 8:22:22 PM

My roommates liked watching Cake Boss. Thank god Asperger's dude took the TV and PS3 with him.

10/30/2012 8:24:23 PM

My roommate is awesome

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10/30/2012 8:24:52 PM

my roomate sleeps till whenever, never cleans, never takes out the trash, and never offers to pay for anything...

he can also lick fleshy patch where his balls once were, macho is awesome

also i saw that meg

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10/30/2012 8:28:12 PM

I have no idea what you are talking about

10/30/2012 8:32:28 PM

blech

10/30/2012 8:34:28 PM

thanks saps. fingers crossed for a noon game.

10/30/2012 9:50:27 PM

GOD I LOVE GAMMER

http://soundcloud.com/djgammer/gammers-low-budget-mix-cd-yo

10/30/2012 11:22:51 PM

10/30/2012 11:48:41 PM

my hypothalamus is fucking up. body is overheating.

10/31/2012 12:57:41 AM

^^it's not her tits he's looking at

and it looks like she's about to puke from a shot

10/31/2012 2:34:55 AM

disappointed that trey played a cover...I would have been happy with show of life


ugh

10/31/2012 2:36:51 AM

I wish I knew about the STS9 show tonight. I'm off work this week and would have gone

Their projection mapping shit looks pretty good too

10/31/2012 2:39:49 AM

serious case of the fuck its

10/31/2012 3:16:04 AM

along with the rest of my throat, my uvula is swollen, and i can move it around with my tongue, which is a very weird sensation

10/31/2012 8:35:34 AM

Your vuvla is swollen?!

10/31/2012 9:24:46 AM

What she said!

10/31/2012 9:27:30 AM

I'm starting to think there is no recipe for rosemary olive oil bread made in a crockpot

10/31/2012 9:31:02 AM

you can cook it in a crockpot ( I think for about an hour) but it wont be crispy, and that is my favorite part of rosemary olive oil bread

10/31/2012 9:36:37 AM

Quote :

"Your vuvla is swollen?! "

haha that's why I posted it here and not on FB- I knew that comment would be made by someone!

it is very weird though, especially trying to eat and drink stuff... I am actually starting to feel better though, good enough I think I'm going to finally go early vote and pick up my stuff that has been sitting at the the dry cleaners for over a week now

10/31/2012 10:42:38 AM

glad I could not disappoint

glad you're feeling better. if you vote at optimus you might see my dad! but i know talley is closer for you.

10/31/2012 10:49:28 AM

Today is my last day in the office.

They still haven't sent out an email saying I am leaving.

10/31/2012 12:05:52 PM

That's fucked up

10/31/2012 12:08:23 PM

Trying to have intelligent discussion on Facebook is such a horrible idea...i was warned but didn't believe...

10/31/2012 12:19:40 PM