On a roll this morning:

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"I started baking pot brownies. I use a crock pot to simmer the oil & herb overnight. Ghirardelli chocolate. Delish, apparently. I can't eat em, but my colleagues love em. "

1/18/2013 8:01:50 AM

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"Until the last month, I had never had sex without a condom. I couldn't complain, I mean, how could you? But after the first time in my life, just letting it go like nature intended, holy shit. I had no idea how MUCH better it could be without a condom! I've been a good boy so long and it was stifling in a way. Especially girls who want to raw dog and then put the condom on before cumming, it's so difficult. To just forget all that, thrust and orgasm... so fantastic. Know you, you want to be respectful, so it feels almost taboo to say that you want to do it dirty. Anyway, damn. Better than expected, that's all I have to say. "

1/18/2013 8:02:34 AM

Never gotten a .gif confession before:

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1/18/2013 8:20:42 AM

What's the record for confessions in a row...because this is #5:

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"my ex has a son that looks a lot like me... that was born 10 months after we broke up. after we broke up, we never spoke again - i only know this from facebook. though she did cheat on me, and married that guy (they divorced soon after), still... the timing is close enough to make me wonder. "

1/18/2013 8:28:36 AM

bump for zxappeal even though it is only 3 days old

[Edited on January 21, 2013 at 3:21 PM. Reason : ]

1/21/2013 3:07:53 PM

nope, do not post in this thread. he has to figure it out himself or he'll never learn.

1/21/2013 3:11:16 PM

Yeah. I bet I confess to one of y'all and you rat me out. Nice try.

1/21/2013 3:15:16 PM

Quote :

"I love working on cars. Also.... Little known fact.... I am the guy in the infamous "corn porn" picture."

1/22/2013 7:48:30 AM

gee i wonder who that was

1/22/2013 8:12:46 AM

Nice. Nice try. I don't have that kinda visceral belly fat. And hate canned corn

1/22/2013 8:17:42 AM

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"then months later, for no reason, I start having ex's show up out of the woodwork- now my cock couldn't be hotter... to them, their friends, and because of the increased confidence, random chicks... what the hell, where was all this months ago? ""

i hope this happens to me soon

1/22/2013 8:33:22 AM

I'll take some AM confessions

1/22/2013 8:38:42 AM

i'm always up for confessions.

1/22/2013 8:42:00 AM

^^^ i had it happen but the only one i was really interested ended up blowing me off again which shot the ol selfesteem back into the shitter

1/22/2013 4:15:59 PM

i hope my exes don't ever come out of the woodwork. i'd be like NO GO BACK IN THE WOODWORK and hit em with a foam mallet like in whack a mole.

1/22/2013 4:45:47 PM

thats just what they want

1/22/2013 4:46:52 PM

No hiding for me. I am pretty sure like the above post that an ex has had my son and marriedthe oother guy. He was born about 8 months after we broke up, and looks like me at thatage rather than the "dad".

1/22/2013 7:52:40 PM

why don't you investigate that? just not interested in really knowing?

1/23/2013 8:05:23 AM

all of my exes are now married. so if they come out of the woodwork

1/23/2013 8:11:54 AM

Didn't you just break up though?

1/23/2013 8:20:13 AM

yeah, i meant exes before the ex

1/23/2013 8:44:24 AM

I have a hard time believing that the corn porn guy is on TWW.

1/23/2013 9:33:06 AM

Yay...another confession:

Quote :

"on my quest for a comfortable and affordable bra, I think I've found a goldmine unfortunately it's the little girls section of Target WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE PADDED/SEXY BRAS FOR CHILDREN?! "

1/23/2013 11:52:34 AM

Quote :

"I used to fart and say suck gas evil doers"

1/24/2013 10:09:22 PM

tell me your secrets...

1/24/2013 11:04:41 PM

yay

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"I ate at Ruth Chris last night and the medium rare petite filet gave me some serious gas all night. But the farts smelled like steak so it kept making me hungry."

1/24/2013 11:15:10 PM

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"while I don't want to sound like a total bitter dick: "it feels great to hear that my ex is having a bad time at everything""

i know that feeling. although i'd prefer to hear nothing about mine. i do know that he deserves the worst and i believe in karma, so since i don't know what he is up to i am assuming he has caught a bad case of fleas or something like that.

1/25/2013 12:09:46 AM

LuckezCharm pls

1/25/2013 12:09:59 AM

pls

[Edited on January 25, 2013 at 12:59 AM. Reason : pls]

1/25/2013 12:59:35 AM

i try to not wish ill on people who have done me wrong because that same karma could come back and get me. or something like that.

1/25/2013 10:10:58 AM

^ I agree. Talking shit and making fun of an ex is one thing, wishing bad things and negativity in their life is another.

1/25/2013 1:01:29 PM

I don't see how wishing bad on them is worse than making fun of them. In the latter case, you're actually acting on your feelings. Well, I guess we'll agree that revenge porn is worse than both.

1/25/2013 1:09:07 PM

I talk shit about them to my friends.

I make fun of them to their face.

1/25/2013 1:12:59 PM

i'm on pretty good terms with some of my exes

1/25/2013 1:17:06 PM

I don't see anyone wishing ill/bad things on their ex. all i said was that i wouldn't be surprised if bad things were happening to him, because of how bad of a person he was, and because i believe in karma.

1/25/2013 3:00:05 PM

^ I'm glad I dumped your sorry ass now.

1/25/2013 3:01:15 PM

how are those fleas treating you!?

1/25/2013 3:02:18 PM

Ok, I'm sorry. I miss you

1/25/2013 3:03:27 PM

I think talking shit and wishing bad things on someone are different things. Like, I'll talk shit about how my ex was a raging alcoholic, but I don't wish he would die or anything. I wish he would find Jesus or Buddha or something.

1/25/2013 3:05:36 PM

Anybody got a Saturday night confession for me?

1/26/2013 11:49:19 PM

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"I feel like I am a semi-attractive person. I eat well and work out about 4-5 times a week (at least). I have a really good job at an awesome company. I have a good amount of friends, and lots of hobbies. I'm very social and active. Men seem attracted to me, and I get compliments quite often. So why the fuck can I not seem to get laid? It's starting to make me worry that I am crazy, and this is messing with my self-esteem. "

possible reasons?

i think maybe 1) a lot of men our age are looking for more than just sex (it's definitely possible) or 2) not sure....

any other reasons?

1/28/2013 8:16:17 AM

for girls it would seem like its easy
1. find a dude you want to bwn
2. let him know you want to bwn
3. ???
4. profit

1/28/2013 8:22:12 AM

yeah, i think you may need to be more forward. if you are just looking to get laid then lay it out there.

1/28/2013 8:29:42 AM

Let's start the week off with some confessions.

1/28/2013 8:35:19 AM

lay it out there

1/28/2013 9:30:43 AM

how forward?

1/28/2013 9:32:33 AM

start discussing FWB with some guy you know, sounds like not looking for something serious yet or she'd be looking for more than just getting laid

1/28/2013 9:36:18 AM

if you just want it to be casual and there is already mutual flirtation, then suggest getting drinks, don't feel cheap inviting him up afterwards. let him know you are looking for something casual.

1/28/2013 9:41:06 AM

Dear confessor,

Hey boo . Let's go to a bar. I will get you laid. I have 100% wingman success rate. I'm free Thursday and Saturday nights. If you're looking to get laid, the Thursday crowd is probably the younger/party/college crowd, so that may increase your chances of a NSA hookup. And just for backup, I'll make some calls.

<3,
begonias

1/28/2013 9:45:45 AM

May I be added to the list Begonias?






While we wait for her answer....CONFESS TO ME CHILDREN AND BE CLEAN ONCE AGAIN

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1/28/2013 9:50:40 AM