Yeah, when it's cold they harden. Sometimes I get really cold and they harden so much it hurts and the only way to fix it is to jump in a hot shower.

11/26/2008 7:17:47 PM

i dont get how them hardening makes them hurt

11/26/2008 7:18:42 PM

They get super hard, you know how nuts hide in the cold? Nipples shrivel (ew) or get hard or whatever too. Sometimes to adjust to the coldness and keep my tittynips from falling off they shrivel (ew)/harden too much, therefore the pain.

11/26/2008 7:21:18 PM

could you just wear more layers?

11/26/2008 7:30:18 PM

20 minutes until I get to make the what should be 90 minute but will be 4 hr drive to Tahoe

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 7:37 PM. Reason : x]

11/26/2008 7:37:08 PM

so fucking cold, guess i should change it to at least 70

11/26/2008 8:13:30 PM

WHISKEY TIME YAY

11/26/2008 8:19:16 PM

beer time...hoo-rah

11/26/2008 8:20:59 PM

fuck...i forgot to go by the ABC store

11/26/2008 8:26:03 PM

I LOL AT YOUR LIQUOR LAWS NC



(but you lawl right back at 1am last call )

11/26/2008 8:26:34 PM

still have half an hour, right?

11/26/2008 8:26:51 PM

well shit guess i didnt get paid today

so that means the banks are open friday?

11/26/2008 8:32:20 PM

my mom just handed me a bunch of herbs and told me "can you do me a favor and google that?"

how the fuck do you google a plant

11/26/2008 8:35:16 PM

^^yes they are open friday ... but i got paid today!

11/26/2008 8:39:45 PM

ok im seriously on a quest here

11/26/2008 8:43:18 PM

Free food and leftovers for like a week.

11/26/2008 8:48:38 PM

rawdog

11/26/2008 8:52:24 PM

Interrobang!

11/26/2008 8:53:21 PM

Well I'll be damned.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang

11/26/2008 8:55:13 PM

Apparently my exhuastion just hit me full force.

Holy shit

11/26/2008 9:15:19 PM

the big lebowski is way overrated on tww

11/26/2008 9:16:24 PM

^^ going to sleep at an exceptionally early hour.

11/26/2008 9:17:40 PM

Just passed the fuck out so hard on the couch. Bf had to call three times to wake me up and the phone wasin my hand by my face.

Felt good though

11/26/2008 9:24:47 PM

I honestly think ill sleep ok now

11/26/2008 9:51:13 PM

I have GOT to shave my legs tonight

I'm starting to feel like a lesbian lumberjack

11/26/2008 9:53:41 PM

i feel like doing something but what?

11/26/2008 9:55:11 PM

drunke4er than a motherfuck

goin bar hopping for twaticuss, wish me luck! !!!!

11/26/2008 10:05:04 PM

fuck.

fuck.

fuck.


fuck.







fuck.

11/26/2008 10:15:11 PM

Boneless buffalo wings.

11/26/2008 10:19:19 PM

Gunfire. Less than a mile away.

11/26/2008 10:19:56 PM

i think ill go to bada for food maybe

11/26/2008 10:29:57 PM

wow, looking at aerial photos of ncsu really made me miss school.

a lot.

11/26/2008 10:32:08 PM

^^last week you said you didn't want to go there two nights in a row

however, if you go tonite, that will be 3 nights in a row for you....

11/26/2008 10:36:09 PM

thinking of my life during school makes me miss school...wtf are you talking about. it doesn't take aerial photos

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : ^^]

11/26/2008 10:36:17 PM

im in a really piss poor mood



nights like this are when i end up getting way out of hand, and i need not to, in order to get on the road early.

11/26/2008 10:38:55 PM

i dont hardly even remember the first 2 years

11/26/2008 10:39:35 PM

^^youre right, maybe ill just do cookout

11/26/2008 10:41:14 PM

Watching UNC - Notre Dame on ESPN

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 10:41 PM. Reason : ]

11/26/2008 10:41:21 PM

^^Resist that peer pressure there now.

11/26/2008 10:41:44 PM

ya i want chicken wangs, lets do this

11/26/2008 10:43:38 PM

Quote :

"ya i want chicken wangs, lets do this "

agreed..but god damn if i cook wings it is gonna be bad

11/26/2008 10:45:22 PM

well...where are you coming from?

...well...i don't like the way the country's ran, don't you know, and, erm...that's pretty much what i was expressing in my poem. the government...the american government - they're sneaky, they're very deceitful, they're liers, they're cheats, they're rip-offs. i mean, the american government is one systematic government that...that nobody can trust. i don't trust them myself.

and how long have you been writing for?

huh?

how long have you been writing for?

since i was four.

d'you do this sort of thing a lot, like, open-mic kinda questions?

oh i love open-mics, i love coming here to do open-mics, absolutely.

what kind of reactions d'you usually get?

usually, people are...are pretty much in agreement with what i'm saying.

we overheard you before talking about...you went to court today for a speeding ticket...?

that's accurate.

right. d'you wanna tell us that story?

yes, absolutely, i wouldn't mind telling you the story. erm...i went to court today for a speeding ticket, and i told the judge, erm..."let me tell you something, and you listen and you listen good, i'm only gonna say this one time and one time only, i don't repeat myself for nobody," i said. i says..."i'm here to pay a speeding ticket, not to listen to your lectures and hear you run your mouth for an hour." i says "i'm here to pay off my speeding ticket...and i'm here to get my fines out of the way and get the fuck to work." the judge says "you can't talk like that in my courtroom, you're in contempt of court." then i said...i told the judge, "if that's the best you can do, i feel sorry for you." i said "why don't you just shut your fucking mouth for once and listen." i said "i'm not gonna take any shit." i said "i'm gonna pay my speeding ticket like i said." i walked up to the god damn judge and i hand him my 25 dollars and i says "here's my money, now i am leaving."
and i left it at that...
...then, before i left, i turned around and told the judge "i'm here to state who i am and be honest with you." i said "if they thought i was dangerous on the road like you're trying to accuse me of, wouldn't they have taken my license when i first got it? yes they would. and the judge says "yeah, you have a point," he goes "you don't need to get loud," i said "don't get loud?" i says "i've got every right to get loud." i says "you can't do a god damn thing about it, because i'm expressing myself in your court, and there is nothing you can do about it. you think you're god because you have a robe and you can put people up the god damn river for 20 years? well you're not."
and i left it at that...

did you walk away?

yes i did...i don't like the judicial system, i don't like the government system, i don't like the police, i don't like anything to do with this country's government. i just don't like it, because...they're sneaky, like i said - they're deceitful, they're lying, they're cheats, the rip people off. that's the american government for you. america is a third world country, and people don't recognise it...and i think that that's pretty god damn sad, that they don't recognise their own country as a third world, third rate, third class slum.

well...d'you have any weapons?

yes, i do. i own a high-powered assault rifle, i own a 12-gauge double barrel shotgun, i own a regular shotgun, i own a regular hunting rifle, i own a 9 milimetre, a 357, a 45 handgun, a 38 special, and, erm...i own an m-16 fully automatic ground assault rifle...

d'you think things are gonna get better before they get worse?

no way. things are just gonna get worse and keep on getting worse. like i said, america's a third world country as it is and...and we're just basically in a hopeless situation as it stands.

what d'you think this country's gonna look like in the year 2003?

y'know, i'll tell you the truth - nothing against you guys, but i don't wanna answer that question because...i haven't even got a mind that's that...that inhumane.

are you ready for what's coming?

ready as i'll ever be.

most people aren't.

there's a little saying...dates back for generations...

go on...

be prepared for anything at any time from anybody, don't take no shit, always stand your ground. people wanna come up to me and run their mouth - guess what? i'll throw them through the fucking window...i won't think a thing of it.

would you mind reciting your poem for us?

not at all, i don't see why...i don't see why i couldn't.

there's an evil virus that's threatening mankind
it's not state of the art, it's a serious state of the mind
the muggers, the backstabbers, the two faced elite
a menace to society, a social disease
to brainwash the mind is a social disorder
the cynics, the apathy one-upmanship order
watching beginnings of social decay
gloating and sneering at life's disarray
eating away at your own self esteem
pouncing on every word that you might be saying
to attack someones mind is a social disorder
the constitution, the government, martial law order
superficially smiling a shake of the hand
as soon as your back is turned treason is planned
when every good thing's laid to rest
by the governments hate, by the constitution and their lies
and every time you think you're safe
and when you go to turn away
you know they're sharpening all their knives
all in your mind
all in your head
try to relate it
all in your mind
all in your head
try to escape it
without a conscience they destroy
and that's a thing that they enjoy
they're a sickness that's in all of our minds
they want to sink the ship and leave
the way they laugh at you and me
you know it happens all the time
but it only happens in your mind
the rats in the cellar you know who you are...
or do you?
watching beginnings of social decay...

thank you for your time

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 10:52 PM. Reason : e ]

11/26/2008 10:50:01 PM

Uh oh...ive seen that before...you really are having a bad night

11/26/2008 10:53:17 PM

Nice-fucking shitty

11/26/2008 10:54:43 PM

yes i am having a bad night.

[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 10:56 PM. Reason : e ]

11/26/2008 10:56:36 PM

uh oh

11/26/2008 10:57:37 PM

disappointed

11/26/2008 10:59:21 PM

I wish I had people to hang out with in this wretched town.

People fucking suck sometimes.



[Edited on November 26, 2008 at 11:15 PM. Reason : Town=charlotte]

11/26/2008 11:07:54 PM

set em up

11/26/2008 11:10:14 PM

3012

11/26/2008 11:10:26 PM