Shiney diner?

11/12/2012 7:45:28 PM

I would like to act like Tom Haverford for just one night

dress ridiculously, listen to strip club music, treat myself

11/12/2012 10:14:41 PM

I'm gonna be pretty annoyed if my friend quits the job I just got him. The other friend I got hired doing the same position lasted longer, but this will make 2/2 who quit on me.

It's a tough job but seriously, MAN UP.

11/12/2012 10:33:02 PM

hard drive recovery motherfucking successful

11/12/2012 11:04:11 PM

What is PB2?

11/13/2012 6:57:34 AM

Penis in Butt x 2

11/13/2012 7:43:16 AM

Ohhhhhh...ok.

11/13/2012 8:01:23 AM

peanut butter sammich, no jelly

11/13/2012 8:02:57 AM

I've been dreaming about TWWers often lately.

11/13/2012 8:47:55 AM

any good ones about me?

11/13/2012 8:51:13 AM

what a ridiculously slow movie that was. glad i got to see it for free...

11/13/2012 8:57:59 AM

I hope this 7:30-7:30 thing is becoming the new norm, bc it's awesome and great timing with my training starting today

11/13/2012 9:02:22 AM

Not yet, LunaK. I have dreamed about d73, ohmygodyouresexy, and saps.

11/13/2012 9:12:00 AM

lol I was just telling someone in a PM how I was having dreams about him...


TWW Dreams

11/13/2012 9:13:21 AM

yeah, I sent the people I dreamed of the dreams as well.
All of them are based on things happening in my life because that has been incorporated into the dreams.

11/13/2012 9:16:52 AM

I don't understand how that new Bond was the best ever. I fell asleep on it in the theater. Movie was way too long, and slow

11/13/2012 9:28:54 AM

I love this picture!

11/13/2012 9:32:28 AM

how do you have pictures of my wedding?

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11/13/2012 9:40:06 AM

Someone needs to photochop out the string on my dress.

11/13/2012 11:12:01 AM

i've done what I'm not supposed to and now I'm having a panic attack... great!

11/13/2012 11:23:02 AM

haha

11/13/2012 11:33:27 AM

I swear if I have to explain to people in accounting one more time that Southwest collects boarding passes at boarding I might go postal.

11/13/2012 11:50:53 AM

^can you not print the tickets before check-in, make copies, etc.? that's what I do with USAir

11/13/2012 12:03:07 PM

I'm sure you can but the guy I'm processing this claim for is like a bajillion years old and I'm sure he just did all his check-in stuff at the airport lol. Really the accounting department just needs to get over their fetish for boarding passes since more and more people are wanting to use the mobile app boarding passes and get pissed when they require you hold onto a stupid piece of paper for no good reason.

11/13/2012 12:22:00 PM

And boom just got confirmation from the big bear of accounting that this dude doesn't need a boarding pass if he has the airline receipt. Suck it, chick that takes everything way too literally on the accounting forms

11/13/2012 1:44:33 PM

this lady in the next stall was spraying pretty loudly

11/13/2012 1:47:24 PM

secretaries, itt

11/13/2012 1:50:48 PM

Sadly a secretary probably gets paid more than I do

11/13/2012 2:10:55 PM

that's pretty much my dream job

11/13/2012 2:46:52 PM

this is literally the worst wiki i've ever seen

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11/13/2012 3:00:22 PM

ugn, never buying generic kool aid again, this shit is nasty. how do you fuck up kool aid?

11/13/2012 3:04:14 PM

11/13/2012 3:05:33 PM

Blast from the past

http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm

11/13/2012 3:11:21 PM

looks like i'm buying an organ tomorrow. super excited but i think i'm opening up a can of worms

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11/13/2012 3:27:29 PM

I guess I should put clothes on at some point today.

11/13/2012 3:42:07 PM

fuck this project, shit doesn't work

11/13/2012 3:42:21 PM

^

11/13/2012 3:48:16 PM

sweeeeeeeet getting a killer deal on a VK8 thats basically unused

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11/13/2012 3:57:45 PM

I'm thinking that med school is ridiculously hard, and I'm pumped I made a C on my test.

11/13/2012 4:25:22 PM

11/13/2012 5:00:33 PM

Oh great, looks like the internet has dropped out right when I was gonna send out a report

11/13/2012 5:15:21 PM

on my first paid time off holiday this week....shit is awesome

11/13/2012 6:15:14 PM

well it smells like fruit loops...but does it taste like fruit loops?

11/13/2012 6:52:25 PM

oh good. the nightmares are starting again. GREAT.

11/13/2012 7:18:17 PM

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11/13/2012 7:45:21 PM

I think I understand what's going on about the nsfw threads or something but I wrote a reply to one on my phone but then I had to do something else and then when I came back the thread was locked.

Anyways...

Re: the shaved pussy thread

Quote :

" This reminds me, I gotta make an appt for Oscar. Tell me, what kind of cat starts reshedding in Nov??? It's gonna be a cold pennsylvanian winter for someone in this house "

11/13/2012 9:37:22 PM

Today was a shitty day

11/13/2012 11:28:59 PM

heh, I just pissed off a hillbilly on facebook who was on a rant about "welfare queens"

He didn't like the fact that I pointed out that he doesn't make enough to even pay income tax so "his" money isn't being wasted on shit

11/14/2012 1:37:30 AM

Why the fuck did my alarm only go off once?

Now I am late...

...whatever.

11/14/2012 2:19:11 AM

how do you ask your mother to bring upwards of 6 bottles of wine to the beach for thanksgiving so that you can handle your entire family being in close quarters for break

without sounding like a total alcoholic..

11/14/2012 2:38:19 AM