clarification:

I have 100% wingman success rate*

when I'm the wingman for another female

1/28/2013 9:56:55 AM

begonias, your services may be needed.

1/28/2013 9:59:37 AM

or you could always set the person up with a consenting T-dubber.


my services for casual encounters are available.

1/28/2013 10:02:45 AM

lol casual encounters roulette

1/28/2013 10:04:15 AM

tww dating service. hasn't someone already tried to set that up?

yall quit PMing me to find out who it is

[Edited on January 28, 2013 at 10:06 AM. Reason : ]

1/28/2013 10:05:54 AM

pm sent

1/28/2013 10:08:06 AM

pm sent

1/28/2013 10:08:36 AM

pm me if you're DTF

face/body pic necessary

dick pic a plus

1/28/2013 10:10:02 AM

pm sent

1/28/2013 10:11:08 AM

sounds like a bukkake may be in order

1/28/2013 10:16:04 AM

but we can only address each other by our tww handles. no personal introductions

1/28/2013 10:16:46 AM

before you sharks get your penii too erect, reread the initial confession

there's no indication that it's not a dude

1/28/2013 10:19:07 AM

true.

in which case, I still have an attractive, fit, female friend who needs some dick.

1/28/2013 10:20:59 AM

That's true. Men being attracted to this person really doesn't confirm that it's a girl. Hints at, but doesn't confirm.

1/28/2013 10:21:25 AM

pm sent

1/28/2013 10:21:37 AM

do not lie

1/28/2013 10:21:56 AM

even if it's a homosexual male, the idea of being forward about what they are seeking still applies.

the only thing that would no longer apply are my sexual services.

1/28/2013 10:23:04 AM

Quote :

"in which case, I still have an attractive, fit, female friend who needs some dick."

how much she need? i am a certified supplier of boners

1/28/2013 10:26:36 AM

will need to see pics

1/28/2013 10:27:21 AM

1. As a general rule, I try not to have ugly friends. I'll put it to you this way - I think she's hot enough to make out with. More than once.

2. If you are interested, you need to go through the proper process:

Quote :

"pm me if you're DTF face/body pic necessary dick pic a plus"

3. Are you free Saturday night?

1/28/2013 10:35:12 AM

clearly i need to hang out with begonias more often

1/28/2013 10:49:25 AM

clearly!

1/28/2013 11:04:17 AM

Got one:

Quote :

"There must be some sort of quiet confidence associated with being married. I've recently gotten married but still have single friends and go out with them quite often. For three weekends in a row, I've gone out with one of my friends and played wingman for him. Each time the hot one in the group has gotten fixated on me and has in some cases subtle ("do you live close, i'd like to come over for some water") and in other cases not so subtle (moving my hand and putting it on her pussy while dancing) indicated that she is DTF. In some cases more than one woman per night. I'm not bad on the eyes and am a very fit person, so I've had decent luck with women in the past but definitely not a streak like this. Most definitely not a streak in which I've been successful and the broad is so aggressively DTF. All of this available poon is bad news. I really think I need to stop going out without my wife because I may otherwise slip on my vows. "

I agree on the last sentence. I think 90% of cheating is putting yourself in the situation to cheat. No opportunity...no cheating. A man can only hold out for so long.

1/28/2013 11:21:00 AM

women turn into vultures when they see a guy out with a ring but no wife with him

1/28/2013 11:23:43 AM

so obviously my confessor needs to get married

1/28/2013 11:32:11 AM

you don't have to be married to have that confidence. being in a committed relationship gives you a somewhat don't care attitude that chicks love. the ring on the finger only makes them want it more.

1/28/2013 11:33:15 AM

was your confessor a man?

1/28/2013 11:33:40 AM

1/28/2013 11:34:37 AM

I want to know more about this tww dating/orgy service

1/28/2013 11:37:35 AM

TWW Connections, LLC

1/28/2013 11:42:51 AM

Quote :

"clarification: I have 100% wingman success rate* when I'm the wingman for another female"

This right here made me like begonias even more than I do now. Love it when women are actually advocates for other women and not just competing for top bitch. :swoon:

begonias is top bitch.

1/28/2013 11:58:53 AM

i think i'm an OK wingman for both males and females. i haven't had a ton of practice though.

1/28/2013 12:05:51 PM

I don't wingman. I just get wasted as fast as possible and hopefully I wake up with my pants still on

HUZZAH

1/28/2013 12:06:54 PM

i tried to be kate's wingman but then she always ends up cutting them

1/28/2013 12:12:19 PM

I'm a violent drunk

1/28/2013 12:14:54 PM

my best (female) wingman story:

I used to live on Glenwood South, walking distance to all the bars. I had a girl living in my dining room (that's another story) who had just gone through a roller coaster of a relationship and she just wanted some dick. I told her that we were going out and she was to point out a guy that she wanted to fuck. We go out, she immediately saw a guy, so I went up to him, touched his arm and said "Hi. I'm begonias. My friend is newly single and wants to to know if you're interested in going home with us?" He said sure, then sat and talked with us for a bit (I needed to make sure I wasn't bringing a total creeper to my house). She gave me the signal and we all walked back to my place.

1/28/2013 12:26:30 PM

I used to go out with my sister cause she is a great DD, and can throwdown but as a wingman she usually gets offers from the girls I want to get with to make out.

1/28/2013 12:33:14 PM

^^and then ...

1/28/2013 12:35:11 PM

I need a new wingman. All my friends are married, fat, or go to sleep at 9:30. Charlotte single social people, unite!

1/28/2013 12:36:04 PM

I'm always in wingman status, but no one is ever doing the same for me

wtf yo

1/28/2013 12:37:19 PM

In dire circumstances, wingmen have resorted to sex themselves.

1/28/2013 12:38:36 PM

I'm afraid having divababy as a wingman would just end up like

1/28/2013 12:43:31 PM

LOL

1/28/2013 12:56:23 PM

Quote :

"i was at a concert at disco rodeo last week. i was dancing with a girl stage right. there was an open dj booth under renovations right behind us. i led her to it, bent her over a work bench, and fucked her infront of a two-way mirror while we looked out over 1,500 people. kind of seeing the appeal in the public fuck nowaday!"

1/28/2013 2:55:07 PM

That's how people get the herp

1/28/2013 2:58:39 PM

I just want to get some herp de derrp

1/28/2013 3:41:30 PM

hahahah that gif is fantastic

but I have 190% success rate on girls and guys...just sayin'

[Edited on January 28, 2013 at 3:50 PM. Reason : dat 190%]

1/28/2013 3:50:22 PM

hope that guy used a condom

1/28/2013 4:00:27 PM

1/28/2013 4:05:38 PM

Quote :

"One night a few years ago I was at Hibernian minding my own business and just drinking with my buddies then this girl walks up to me and tells me how her friend is newly single and desperately needs some D. So I chat them up for a bit and then we go back to the first girl's house on Glenwood south. The only thing that freaked me out a bit was the girl who lived there was in the room the entire time her friend and I boned. Actually, that isn't what freaked me out ... what freaked me out is that she was naked and stroking a strap on while she did it. I'm not sure if its related but I woke up really fuzzy and definitely shat blood the next day."

mind = blown

[Edited on January 28, 2013 at 4:28 PM. Reason : I was wondering what happened to him ]

1/28/2013 4:24:37 PM