I am tickled pink over this!!!

12/16/2012 6:31:39 PM

I didn't know you were dating JB#s

12/16/2012 6:37:54 PM

Just dropped the salmon all over the oven. GD. FML.

12/16/2012 7:43:14 PM

http://www.downvids.net/cummins-vs-chevy-in-btown-goes-way-to-far--301004.html

12/16/2012 7:47:14 PM

I hate the cowboys

12/16/2012 7:48:53 PM

so i am going to win at least $100 from fanatsy football this year, and that makes me happy

12/16/2012 8:13:52 PM

I got drunk and gave this guy I barely know my favorite ring. Idk why I did that. I kind of want it back, but the only way I have to contact him is to explain to my friend who I know him through the situation and that would be so fucking awkward.


damn it.

12/16/2012 9:10:09 PM

Typical DDK weekend.

12/16/2012 9:13:55 PM

^^sounds like a Seinfeld episode. Lol

12/16/2012 9:31:25 PM

I'm doing a terrible job prepping right now

12/16/2012 9:32:35 PM

Christmas snuck the fuck up on me, but I did some power shopping today. Now the only thing left to do is 3 crafts (one a super easy no-sew tutu), bake cookies, and get the ingredients together for crock pot baked apples.

[Edited on December 16, 2012 at 9:37 PM. Reason : ]

12/16/2012 9:34:03 PM

I want to stay up late catching up on a week's worth of Hulu, but I have to get up early to take Silas to the doctor. Poor kid has some rocking ass head cold and eye infection going on.

12/16/2012 9:36:34 PM

45 more minutes...

12/17/2012 12:15:05 AM

after dropping my phone in two toilets and getting guacamole stuck in the speaker its no wonder it hardly works

12/17/2012 1:31:00 AM

you sure that was guac?

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12/17/2012 8:33:34 AM

Popeye the Sailor Man is a really violent cartoon. They are always punching each other in the mouth. And why are his forearms so huge but his bicep/tricep area is so thin? Also...twister punch.

12/17/2012 8:45:09 AM

cartoons in general were way more violent in the past. Look at looney tunes. The remakes now are very watered down and... not funny

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12/17/2012 8:46:38 AM

3 e-mails with the same message.

how did you get this job without having a basic knowledge of how electronic mail works?

12/17/2012 1:54:59 PM

12/17/2012 2:24:54 PM

I'm so impatient when it comes to waiting for a doctor's reply...

12/17/2012 4:42:20 PM

Quote :

"And why are his forearms so huge but his bicep/tricep area is so thin? Also...twister punch."

because he practices judo

12/17/2012 4:54:27 PM

Tonight is the last episode of Gossip Girl forever

12/17/2012 6:35:22 PM

^ i know

12/17/2012 7:05:14 PM

$300 bill from the IRS on something I already paid taxes on!

Wooo...

12/17/2012 7:09:39 PM

Entire day gone

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12/17/2012 9:04:58 PM

The new gym I joined in October finally opens tomorrow!

12/17/2012 10:34:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHPMocTmC08&feature=player_embedded

12/17/2012 10:44:26 PM

And three hours later the cornbread is baked, packaged and ready for a bunch of people who won't eat it.

12/17/2012 10:52:37 PM

send it to me; i'll eat it

12/17/2012 11:03:36 PM

This is too late to be up without a party or a screaming kid as the reason for being awake

also...jealous of the dog dreaming. I just want to sleep.

12/18/2012 2:28:44 AM

12/18/2012 2:44:10 AM

my alarm went off at 5:30. i got out of bed at 6:45.

12/18/2012 8:17:30 AM

12/18/2012 10:54:08 AM

is that NYC?

12/18/2012 11:13:16 AM

trying to decide what to eat with my cilantro lime chicken tonight ...

12/18/2012 3:25:11 PM

the boyfriend and I have been going back and forth about the instagram policy changes today and he's pushing me to close my account. So I said it's not a big deal, why does it really matter? This is what he said:

Quote :

"You literally have ZERO control over what they do with your photos. They could use a picture of Oscar and say "Do you want your cat to be this fat?" and then use it to sell slimming cat food. "

I can't believe he just called my cat fat!

12/18/2012 3:33:00 PM

my cat is def a fat ass

12/18/2012 3:33:52 PM

holy shit my coworker has been an annoying twat the past week, maybe 2-3 weeks or forever

singing to himself, throwing ice at me, saying/singing random movie lines, being a bad researcher...but these next two weeks should be nice without him

^^is he angry about the CORPORATIONS and MONEY and LAWYERS too?

[Edited on December 18, 2012 at 3:40 PM. Reason : seems angsty]

12/18/2012 3:39:23 PM

haha funny you mention this Peter. Front office just fowarded us with this.

BRIEF SUMMARY OF CRIME OR INCIDENT

INFORMATION – BIOTECHNOLOGY CENTER
Protective Services responded to a report of horseplay in a lab on the First Floor. The incident is being forwarded to the department for resolution.


Must have been a slow day for Campus security.

12/18/2012 3:44:36 PM

12/18/2012 4:56:54 PM

[Edited on December 18, 2012 at 5:41 PM. Reason : fads]

12/18/2012 5:41:27 PM

went to my company holiday party after work today

it can be best characterized by the fact that the DJ played the wobble song

12/18/2012 9:00:47 PM

ugh anyone else having issues with rentals through iTunes? i rented a movie and it's saying it'll be ready to play in 9 hours the movie is going to expire before i even get a chance to watch it!

12/18/2012 9:06:42 PM

I am just so sick of my family

Why can't they be normal for once their damn lives?? You're gonna be 66 years old, you are too old to be having temper tantrums

12/18/2012 9:55:54 PM

Wow....my friend went to deliver a pizza in Gastonia and was held up at gun point. Two guys had him on his knees with two guns to his head. He was hanging out with his son and just went by work to say hi because he didn't have a shift. The guy on shift came in and could not find a house and my friend decided he would take it because it was on his way home. Breaks my heart because he was begging the guys not to shoot him in the head in front of his kid.

12/18/2012 10:03:26 PM

hehehe this cracks me up



[Edited on December 18, 2012 at 10:09 PM. Reason : COLOR!!!!!]

12/18/2012 10:09:05 PM

Is he okay?

12/18/2012 10:10:02 PM

12/18/2012 10:12:59 PM

He is ok. He is giving the police a statement. His son is very shaken up by this. His boss got a bad feeling because this kind of thing happens where he lives so he went to check on him. Sketchy neighborhoods. So when he pulls up, I guess the lights of his car scared the guys off.

12/18/2012 10:13:34 PM

ohmygosh i'm just reading your post punchmonk that's so scary and i'm so very glad your friend and his son are ok. i hope his son can move on quickly from that fright. how old is his son?

12/18/2012 10:32:50 PM