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8/14/2009 2:37:51 AM

she wants to go to california


if we can pull this off it'd be kinda awesome

actually it'd be totally awesome

8/14/2009 2:41:01 AM

bedtime

8/14/2009 2:51:26 AM

hshahahaha

tonight was nothing but fucking win.

hell.
yes.

8/14/2009 4:46:50 AM

Effin' Time Warner - disconnected my internet instead of just my cable TV. Rockin' the cell phone tethered to my laptop for the time being.

8/14/2009 5:09:31 AM

just about time to go see a horse about a man


i will probably be walking funny tonight

8/14/2009 6:42:31 AM

A GIRL

8/14/2009 7:47:19 AM

SO NOT HONGRY
IS IT 5 YET?

8/14/2009 8:09:03 AM

about a man

8/14/2009 8:14:16 AM

blah


at least it is friday- I hope it doesn't rain tomorrow, cause i definitely want to go fishing during the day

8/14/2009 8:24:11 AM

its pouring down here in the richlands

8/14/2009 8:50:32 AM

i deal with some stupid fucking people.

jesus christ.

8/14/2009 8:51:00 AM

i need to buckle down

so i can leave early and make the train to that retardedly expensive place tonight

8/14/2009 8:52:40 AM

i need to buckle down

so i can leave early and make the train to that retardedly expensive place tonight GTFO OF THIS GOD DAMNED OFFICE

8/14/2009 9:09:35 AM

oh wonderful

this is going to make things just fucking super :/

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 9:11 AM. Reason : sdfds]

8/14/2009 9:11:00 AM

my coworker had a packet of oatmeal that she set down somewhere and now can't find it. she's assuming that someone in my office STOLE it. it was the only packet she had. she's super pissed, slamming desk drawers and shit, mumbling under her breath, for like 10mins now.

if she'd calm the fuck down i'd give her a packet of oatmeal. but i kinda like the show

8/14/2009 9:12:08 AM

IF YOU WANT A FUCKING CHROME PART

HAVE IT CHROME PLATED

I WORK FOR A GOD DAMN PAINT COMPANY

LEAVE ME ALONE

8/14/2009 9:14:39 AM

3 bosses down, 2 more to go...

8/14/2009 9:16:18 AM

oh shit, pencil is pissed.

8/14/2009 9:16:28 AM

^^taking them out one by one, execution style....eh?

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 9:16 AM. Reason : get outta my way kid! ]

8/14/2009 9:16:39 AM

YO YOU GOT DAT SKITTLE PAINT DAWG

8/14/2009 9:16:39 AM

my greasy biscuit has arrived!!!!!!!

8/14/2009 9:16:52 AM

Bojangles delivers?!?!

8/14/2009 9:17:31 AM

it's mcdonald's...but no. the courier did me a favor and stopped there on her way back from the post office

8/14/2009 9:18:25 AM

i am currently without greasy biscuit. please to describe. i'm hongry

8/14/2009 9:19:27 AM

lol

this fucker seriously sent me a part that was chrome plated (actually it was kind of aluminum brushed looking, not super shiny chrome..but was plated nonetheless) and said he wanted to match it. i sent it to every paint company i know of (including dupont, lol) asking if they had anything even close. one said they did, shipped me a sample from fucking europe as the only thing they had ever seen that was even close. it was $500 a gallon.

so, paint his sample part

ship it to him

he gets it and has been calling me bitching for a week now about it isn't right and what can i do to find him a paint that looks how he wants it to look. he seriously does not get that there isn't shit I can do. no paint in the world matches god damn chrome.

and he doesnt even know what plating is. i told him he needed to call a plater and he said "so do i have it plated and then you'll paint it??"

8/14/2009 9:20:12 AM

well shit

i miss too many good bands when i travel for work

8/14/2009 9:20:12 AM

Quote :

"i need to buckle down so i can leave early and make the train to that retardedly expensive place tonight GTFO OF THIS GOD DAMNED OFFICE "

AND

Quote :

"my coworker had a packet of oatmeal that she set down somewhere and now can't find it. she's assuming that someone in my office STOLE it. it was the only packet she had. she's super pissed, slamming desk drawers and shit, mumbling under her breath, for like 10mins now. if she'd calm the fuck down i'd give her a packet of oatmeal. but i kinda like the show "

thumper bringing the lolz today

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 9:23 AM. Reason : dsfds]

8/14/2009 9:22:55 AM

Quote :

"^^taking them out one by one, execution style....eh?"

Haha, actually no... I wish Although I'm employed at one branch, I techinically work out of two. Therefore, I've got twice as many supervisors, managers,a VP, and SVP I need to talk to before I can get something approved >_<

8/14/2009 9:25:06 AM

Quote :

"thumper bringing the lolz today"

8/14/2009 9:26:42 AM

well shit

my mom just showed up on my "people you may know" list

8/14/2009 9:28:18 AM

haha, i got both grandmas and my mom as friends. im bouts to say fuck facebook like i did myspace

8/14/2009 9:30:07 AM

My dad has a limited profile...

He didn't wish me a happy birthday this year.

I think I'm going to drop his ass from my facebook friends.

That will show him.

8/14/2009 9:31:36 AM

the biscuit was of the fluffy, yet crispy crust, buttery variety. it was sliced in half, and cheese, egg and bacon were laid inside. first was a melty piece of american cheese...so melty it left a droplet on the paper wrapping that the biscuit was presented in. beneath the melty cheese, were not one, not two, not three, but four strips of bacon. they were crisp, crunchy, greasy, and were the highlight of the biscuit. beneath that was a fluffy scrambled egg, but in a square shape which is weird...although it did not detract from the overall flavor of the biscuit.

8/14/2009 9:31:37 AM

Quote :

"my coworker had a packet of oatmeal that she set down somewhere and now can't find it. she's assuming that someone in my office STOLE it. it was the only packet she had. she's super pissed, slamming desk drawers and shit, mumbling under her breath, for like 10mins now. if she'd calm the fuck down i'd give her a packet of oatmeal. but i kinda like the show "

OMG she just sent an email to the ENTIRE OFFICE asking where her fucking Apple Crisp oatmeal packet is.

8/14/2009 9:32:34 AM

^^truly mouthwatering

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 9:34 AM. Reason : late]

8/14/2009 9:32:42 AM

Quote :

"the biscuit was of the fluffy, yet crispy crust, buttery variety. it was sliced in half, and cheese, egg and bacon were laid inside. first was a melty piece of american cheese...so melty it left a droplet on the paper wrapping that the biscuit was presented in. beneath the melty cheese, were not one, not two, not three, but four strips of bacon. they were crisp, crunchy, greasy, and were the highlight of the biscuit. beneath that was a fluffy scrambled egg, but in a square shape which is weird...although it did not detract from the overall flavor of the biscuit."

bwn?

8/14/2009 9:33:27 AM

Quote :

"well shit my mom just showed up on my "people you may know" list"

i would promptly change all hosts files on all computers she has access to to block everything related to facebook

8/14/2009 9:33:43 AM

NO OLD MAN MY BOSS ISN'T IN THE OFFICE YET! Not everyone shows up at 7:00am on Friday.

8/14/2009 9:34:15 AM

mcdonald's breakfast sucks

8/14/2009 9:34:18 AM

i feel like buying something....i bought a new hat last weekend. I need some new shoes, but thats too much work

8/14/2009 9:36:23 AM

i agree, but bojangles is not near the post office. and since the courier was doing me a solid, i wasn't going to demand she drive in the other direction to bojangles.

also, when you're hungover sometimes you can't be picky. grease of any kind will do.

8/14/2009 9:37:28 AM

haha hungover on a friday? gosh i haven't done that since...

....about 3 weeks ago

8/14/2009 9:38:23 AM

i haven't done it in a looooooong while.

but when you go to Sitti for a beer tasting and appetizers then run in to a friend and his lady whom you didn't know were gonna be there, you gotta pull up a seat and join them...sometimes you gotta stay around for another beer b/c more friends show up...then you and your sporadic double date buddies gotta go to the Times for a PBR...then sometimes you gotta go to Alibi b/c their PBR is bigger and cheaper...then sometimes you gotta have 3 of those cheaper and bigger PBRs...then the next thing you know it's 1:30 and you're like, "damn we gotta work tomorrow!!"

then you call Zingo

best unplanned Thursday night ever btw...

8/14/2009 9:43:54 AM

hahah that's a great story

what is Zingo? a taxi service?

8/14/2009 9:49:15 AM

service like a taxi but has an extra driver to drive your car home as well

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 9:50 AM. Reason : a]

8/14/2009 9:50:38 AM

dude that's freaking awesome! so what happens if Zingo Man wrecks your shit?

8/14/2009 9:51:03 AM

pretty certain they have their own insurance to cover anything like that

http://www.callzingo.com/

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 9:51 AM. Reason : a]

8/14/2009 9:51:37 AM

Zingo is my preferred mode of drunk transportation. Call a guy, he shows up in a scooter. He folds said scooter, puts it in a bag, then puts it in the trunk of your car. You sign a piece of paper, and he drives you in your car home. He removes scooter from your trunk, unfolds the scooter, then drives away.

And you just spent the same amount for a cab ride home, AND you have your car the next day.

they only do the extra driver on really cold, bad weather, or super busy nights. otherwise it's a guy and a scooter.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 9:54 AM. Reason : ]

8/14/2009 9:52:52 AM

i am seriously making a mental note about this place. i'm sure it's expensive, but kinda worth it in the long run.

hahah a scooter?! that's hilarious! i love it!

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 9:53 AM. Reason : .]

8/14/2009 9:53:08 AM