so i had this dream last night that i was using my friend's shower (no homo) and he had this sweet electric razor and i grabbed it and was about to shave off my beard then suddenly the shower curtain fell and my alarm went off. man...i wonder if that was a sign? beard is still here

12/4/2008 9:16:01 AM

my fuckin' eyes are dry need some

12/4/2008 9:16:32 AM

I feel really ill today.

I just wanted my streak of good days to last a little longer.

12/4/2008 9:17:59 AM

I think it's a sign to keep it scruffy

12/4/2008 9:18:54 AM

I wonder who that was from.

12/4/2008 9:23:20 AM

what the hell did I do to my thumb?

12/4/2008 10:08:57 AM

stupid USPS

12/4/2008 10:56:21 AM

cant believe I left my lunch at home

12/4/2008 11:03:12 AM

^I did too It was chili

12/4/2008 11:04:36 AM

A GIRL

12/4/2008 11:05:31 AM

hmm...guess it is getting close to lunchtime

12/4/2008 11:05:51 AM

Everyone's got chili fever this week.

12/4/2008 11:05:52 AM

hahaha wooooooooot
looks like i still get to go to charleston!

12/4/2008 11:05:56 AM

leftover peiwei for lunch

*nom*

12/4/2008 11:07:08 AM

oh snap I have a peiwei gift card I need to use.

12/4/2008 11:08:11 AM

think I've chewed on this gum too long. my jaw is sore.

12/4/2008 11:08:48 AM

DAMNIT I forgot to get bubblegum for my afternoon boredom!

12/4/2008 11:09:21 AM

ha, I remembered mine. keeps me from chewing on the top of my pen.

12/4/2008 11:11:15 AM

well I have chewing gum...minty shit

I want more pink Hubba Bubba!

12/4/2008 11:12:28 AM

Quote :

"^I did too It was chili "

no shit, mine was chili too!

12/4/2008 11:13:09 AM

I even put some shredded cheese in a baggie to sprinkle on top.

12/4/2008 11:14:24 AM

Y'all are making me reconsider my lunch plan. But I had chili for dinner last night. But it's so good.

12/4/2008 11:17:01 AM

at first i was like , and then i was like and now i'm like

12/4/2008 11:17:31 AM

but were you ?

12/4/2008 11:18:11 AM

nah, i was more

12/4/2008 11:20:23 AM

i'm contemplating giving up fried food until my wedding for my new year's resolution. I'm going to compile a list of things I will most definitely miss from 1/1/09-6/7/09 to weigh if it's worth it.

chimichangas
chic-fil-a sammiches and french fries
5 guys french fries
fried chicken tender salads (esp from chic-fil-a, village draft house and its affiliates)
fried pickle chips
most tortilla chips
provision's crab cakes

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 11:36 AM. Reason : ]

12/4/2008 11:29:50 AM

I wouldn't recommend going 6 months without fried food and then eating it on your wedding day/honeymoon.

12/4/2008 11:32:21 AM

but we're serving fried green tomatoes at our reception

and we aren't honeymooning until next fall/winter.

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 11:34 AM. Reason : ]

12/4/2008 11:33:54 AM

Oh you will destroy the bathroom the night of your wedding if you do that

Just do it in moderation instead of eliminating it all.

12/4/2008 11:36:13 AM

yeahhhhhhhhhh...ya'll are gonna have to explain that one to me.

by the way, giving up chimichangas is totally outweighing the idea of this resolution...i love chimis

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 11:38 AM. Reason : ]

12/4/2008 11:38:14 AM

Isn't it a tad self-explanatory?

12/4/2008 11:38:52 AM

12/4/2008 11:39:36 AM

12/4/2008 11:40:21 AM

12/4/2008 11:40:55 AM

i mean, exactly why...i get it, i'll shit all over the place. but WHY, and what is it about fried foods, that after not eating it for 6 months and then eating it would it upset my stomach so much??

my stomach doesn't get upset very easily...so i'm finding it hard to believe that something i don't eat very often as it is would make my ass explode if i was to not eat it for 6 months

like i don't eat everything on that list daily...once every 2 weeks for chimis prolly. but the rest once every two+ months. i'm primarily a soup, sammich, and pasta gal.

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 11:43 AM. Reason : ]

12/4/2008 11:42:04 AM

I think it's just that super greasy foods are something your system has to get used to eating in the first place, so if you don't for a while it shocks it when you do eat them again. If yours isn't easily upset you might be fine, but probably not something you'd really want to take a chance on.

12/4/2008 11:45:36 AM

It might not be as bad if you don't consume it as much. Which would also mean you don't need to take it out of your diet.

It's just if you introduce that oil back, the stomach tends to not like that too much and won't digest it. It will just seep out your asshole.

12/4/2008 11:45:47 AM

She's not eliminating oil.
She's eliminating fried foods.

There's a difference.

12/4/2008 11:47:14 AM

ok the grease from the fried foods...not oil

12/4/2008 11:48:39 AM

...And just what do you think that grease is?

Magic pixie skeet?

...It's oil. In all it's sunflower, corn, soy, peanut, or trans-fat glory.



[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 11:50 AM. Reason : yes, I'm being mean and grumpy. I still <3 you though]

12/4/2008 11:49:42 AM

mmhmm...

i see. ok, also now taking that in to consideration for the resolution.



oh well yeah, i'll still use oil...i cook with olive oil 80% of the time.

[Edited on December 4, 2008 at 11:52 AM. Reason : ]

12/4/2008 11:51:10 AM

but your mean grumpy ass just went in a confusing circle

magic pixie skeet is way easy to digest though

12/4/2008 11:51:58 AM

olive oil!

I knew I was forgetting a big one.

12/4/2008 11:53:35 AM

12/4/2008 11:54:21 AM

ah screw this. i'm going to go eat something fried

12/4/2008 11:54:32 AM

zaxbys was a good choice for lunch

12/4/2008 12:03:27 PM

i'm going to disney world!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/4/2008 12:13:49 PM

teacher finally changed the grade

12/4/2008 12:20:03 PM

I'm thinking about going to the east village cheese shop and a bakery (for pizza dough) in between meeting with a professor and doing a ProTools training session today

12/4/2008 12:20:06 PM

lunch time...

12/4/2008 12:20:49 PM