^^^drink it bitch

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 6:07 PM. Reason : .]

12/6/2008 6:06:57 PM

I don't want to work tonight....

12/6/2008 6:09:46 PM

I could use a drink

12/6/2008 7:15:20 PM

What should I eat for dinner!?!?!?!? I want tacos, but don't feel like going to buy the stuff then making them. *sigh* SOOOOO TIRED.

12/6/2008 7:22:25 PM

SO TIRED

12/6/2008 7:23:14 PM

to go out tonight or to be a hermit once again...decisions, decisions.

12/6/2008 7:32:29 PM

should I stay or should I go

12/6/2008 7:35:31 PM

i am cold
i am sick
my contacts are dry
and i'm going to study

oh and i forgot i'm tired
and dirty. i did shower today but i didn't wash my hair.

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 7:41 PM. Reason : .]

12/6/2008 7:41:31 PM

best shower ever

[Edited on December 6, 2008 at 7:56 PM. Reason : ..kjdlskjf]

12/6/2008 7:43:36 PM

I can't wait to lay in bed and sleep.

12/6/2008 9:11:47 PM

I need a tailor ASAP 911 Emergency

12/6/2008 9:12:06 PM

what do you need done?

12/6/2008 9:12:33 PM

A pair of pants

12/6/2008 9:27:31 PM

i need a nap, but people keep texting me about plans and i'm supposed to leave in a half hour. argh.

12/6/2008 9:29:43 PM

i was thinking about what to wear tonight

now i'm just thinking about mustard

12/6/2008 9:31:16 PM

aww, i miss chasing you with mustard.

12/6/2008 9:35:12 PM

this is actually one of my favorite stories to tell now

12/6/2008 9:37:00 PM

so much whining in here

you turds need to tighten up

12/6/2008 9:37:16 PM

mine

also, pretty sure I need to drink a bunch of water. maybe i'm just dehydrated

12/6/2008 9:42:11 PM

Crap, now I've got a squeaky, wheezy chest cough.

Not good... If this keeps up I'll need to see mein doctoren...

12/6/2008 9:50:25 PM

my jacket made it back

12/6/2008 10:51:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRvUyMpoQgA&feature=related

12/6/2008 11:18:43 PM

Quote :

"Does "being a guy" entail ignoring your naked, horny girlfriend because you want to play WoW? "

Whaaaaat?

I've heard similar horror stories from other women. Where do you chicks find guys like this? I didn't know they existed.

12/6/2008 11:19:46 PM

they're usually miserably in a relationship they don't want to be in and are hoping the other person will catch a hint.

12/6/2008 11:21:30 PM

ahaha.

i am married to a WoW addict. i had myself and my son packed up and loaded in the car to leave him before he noticed.

12/6/2008 11:26:06 PM

ugh

bed

i have to wake up at like 7 tomorrow. i don't want to.

12/6/2008 11:37:31 PM

bed

12/7/2008 12:17:52 AM

hahaha duke

12/7/2008 12:20:53 AM

finally finished that damn report




study for and take 3 exams and then it's a christmas break of fishing

12/7/2008 12:31:01 AM

I think I can make a lot of money writing porn books

12/7/2008 12:43:48 AM

That I jizzed in my pants skit was fucking hilarious

12/7/2008 12:44:43 AM

If you could swallow a flaming sword would it evaporate the alcohol outta your stomach ?

12/7/2008 12:47:13 AM

so...knowing that my ex fucked two girls in my sorority after i broke up with him was a little awkward


finding out my ex fucked 2/3 of the girls to pledge my sorority after i broke up with him (granted none of them knew us when we were together) is just fucking weird

[Edited on December 7, 2008 at 1:10 AM. Reason : sdf]

12/7/2008 1:10:00 AM

bed time bitches.

1:11

12/7/2008 1:11:41 AM

12/7/2008 1:12:29 AM

i love coors light more than life itself

12/7/2008 1:14:31 AM

indeed

12/7/2008 1:16:24 AM

jesus christ this is pissing me off, why is it so fucking hard?

12/7/2008 1:48:37 AM

bed i guess. just now finally getting over this hangover so i really dont wanna sleep now

12/7/2008 2:16:35 AM

I've met 3 single mothers this week

12/7/2008 2:21:55 AM

tired.
horny.
mostly horny.
anyone wanna come play?

12/7/2008 2:25:08 AM

boreeeeddddddddddddd

12/7/2008 2:27:24 AM

exhausted

12/7/2008 2:29:56 AM

shit

i think my body is telling me to go to sleep

not drunk, but now i can hardly type worth a damn

12/7/2008 5:36:24 AM

^Mine's telling me the same thing, and I want it to fuck off.

12/7/2008 6:36:16 AM

12/7/2008 7:32:01 AM

last night was fun

12/7/2008 7:51:11 AM

Ppl sizing up my engagement ring

12/7/2008 10:44:42 AM

fuuuck

why do i have to go to work

12/7/2008 10:44:48 AM

putang. putang pie

12/7/2008 10:45:53 AM