I feel sorry for her ^

[Edited on January 7, 2013 at 1:04 PM. Reason : fail ^]

1/7/2013 1:04:08 PM

who are you?

1/7/2013 1:05:08 PM

billybob66 in the mix

1/7/2013 1:12:56 PM

Why do you feel sorry for me?

1/7/2013 1:17:38 PM

You seemed so excited about making a facebook post.

1/7/2013 1:20:23 PM

Oh, yes. My life is very sad. I live to create clever internet posts. I practice here on TWW to see what kind of response I'll get before posting to the Facebook.

1/7/2013 1:29:36 PM

^ i am constantly amused by Meg's posts

1/7/2013 1:45:35 PM

she aiight

1/7/2013 1:47:24 PM

Meg posts on facebook?

1/7/2013 1:49:07 PM

^doesnt post enough on FB!

1/7/2013 1:50:32 PM

1/7/2013 1:52:29 PM

Well, you know what they say. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.


Just kidding


I don't have much to share anyway.

1/7/2013 1:53:03 PM

I have been on the edge of my seat waiting on a thrilling post from you to liven up my day.

1/7/2013 1:53:49 PM

yeah I keep checking my timeline too

hurry the fuck up and say something interesting

1/7/2013 1:55:50 PM

THIS IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE

1/7/2013 1:58:24 PM

you can do it


post about RG3

[Edited on January 7, 2013 at 1:59 PM. Reason : either extremely topical or extremely out of left field]

1/7/2013 1:59:00 PM

I got nothing.

1/7/2013 2:25:51 PM

I need to remember that you should always write down the names of customer service representatives.

1/7/2013 2:41:56 PM

Quote :

"Five people sustained injured this morning when a malfunctioning New Jersey subway escalator suddenly began running in reverse. Video: http://abcn.ws/V41fwL"

I LOL'd so hard

1/7/2013 2:46:05 PM

lol

1/7/2013 2:56:52 PM

how did they actually get injured??

1/7/2013 2:57:45 PM

To stupid to turn around I'm assuming ?

Ever fall on an escalator shit hurts!!

1/7/2013 3:01:00 PM

this burn REALLY hurts

1/7/2013 3:12:09 PM

Lots of little important things to do...and asap

1/7/2013 3:14:29 PM

roadtripppppppppp

1/7/2013 4:07:36 PM

bomani jones' fingers creep me the fuck out

1/7/2013 4:35:13 PM

so hungry and why is it only 5pm, still have an hour to go

1/7/2013 4:58:37 PM

finally i am baking!

hope these don't turn out nasty. i usually just buy the break and bake.

1/7/2013 5:23:23 PM

god damn that a-hole took a lot of kitchen stuff... a lot of which was mine

1/7/2013 6:00:38 PM

not a good idea

[Edited on January 7, 2013 at 6:45 PM. Reason : at all]

1/7/2013 6:45:27 PM

1/7/2013 7:02:37 PM

All of these cookies need to be given away. I do not need all this deliciousness in my house!

1/7/2013 8:03:00 PM

I'll volunteer my eating services

1/7/2013 8:06:19 PM

Lol yeah ok


I was going to send them to work with the SO but he just started a new job and I guess he's not comfortable enough to be the guy who brings baked goods.

1/7/2013 8:12:21 PM

fuck time warner.

1/7/2013 8:23:55 PM

damn all of these scary movie previews, especially mama, this is not good for someone with an overactive imagination sleeping alone!!

1/7/2013 8:47:50 PM

that's why adult swim rules- nothing ends a night well like some cartoons (although I don't think I'm gonna make it that late tonight... I'm about to pass out now!)

1/7/2013 8:50:16 PM

you should be watching football

1/7/2013 8:51:19 PM

game was over before it began. I'll find out tomorrow how bad it really will get

1/7/2013 8:52:12 PM

Quote :

"nothing ends a night well like some cartoons cookies"

1/7/2013 8:52:28 PM

1/7/2013 8:56:21 PM

it would be unfortunate if your eyes got stuck like that

1/7/2013 9:04:38 PM

I am glad we got the fishtank water cleared up. Evil is so much more active now. Poor guy.

1/7/2013 9:06:32 PM

^Subway is testing out a new Sriracha sauce for their sammiches out in California. I saw it on HuffPost and thought of you.

1/7/2013 9:07:20 PM

Oh yeah, I saw a post about that on Facebook. I want to go to there.

1/7/2013 9:10:20 PM

I just finished watching the documentary Monica & David. Now I am sad for so many reasons. Though, admittedly I was a little sad before.

1/7/2013 10:00:29 PM

omg

omg

omg

1/7/2013 10:14:08 PM

Only I could scratch myself on my cat. No, he didn't scratch me. It was all me.

1/7/2013 10:56:25 PM

His elbows are too pointy

1/7/2013 11:02:17 PM

I ate two big bowls of my fucking badass epic chili tonight. My chili contains all kindsa goodies like an assload of andouille, four different kinds of beans, chiles and jalapeños, and whatever else the refrigerator surrenders.

Consumed with assloads of sour cream and grated cheese.

My sheets are gonna be billowing like one of those inflatable funhouses tonight. Good thing I'm not sharing my bed tonight. I'd hate to go up on involuntary manslaughter charges.

1/8/2013 12:57:49 AM