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1/16/2013 1:45:09 PM

Quote :

"I am not a fan of writing cover letters."

same! i had a professor write (i should say re-write, but not much of my original was left when she was done with it) one for me several years ago and i've just been modifying that ever since.

1/16/2013 1:49:20 PM

^ This. I have a pretty standard cover letter that I just edit to fit the job I am applying for.

1/16/2013 1:50:06 PM

haha same - i wrote a really good one a few years ago and i just use that one and modify as needed.

1/16/2013 1:50:17 PM

I feel an extra layer of pressure considering I'm a professional writer

1/16/2013 1:51:12 PM

TRUE


you can write my next one

1/16/2013 1:53:08 PM

Olivia Olson (she voices Marceline on Adventure Time)

1/16/2013 3:24:11 PM

Quote :

"What would you rather skip in the morning: breakfast or sex? Skip breakfast Skip sex"

Not a question I expected from a chicken sausage company. I need a hidden option C.

Quote :

" How do you top your eggs? (pick one) Salsa Hot sauce (Tabasco) Ketchup Sriracha Pesto Maple syrup Hollandaise sauce Avocado A1"

wat

1/16/2013 5:00:59 PM

All of those sound good

1/16/2013 5:15:52 PM

Would you intentionally put syrup on your eggs? I have never heard of that and it kind of makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

1/16/2013 5:47:51 PM

i put syrup on my eggs all the time

in fact, when i used to eat big breakfasts id cut up my pancakes and sausage and mix them with eggs and drizzle with syrup

enough of my friends so similar things so I know that it isnt uncommon

1/16/2013 5:51:15 PM

Idk why the idea of pancakes, eggs, sausage and syrup doesn't bother me at all really. But picturing like ... a plate of eggs with syrup on them makes me queasy.

I am not a sweet breakfast person.

[Edited on January 16, 2013 at 5:54 PM. Reason : say you're not having pancakes or any typical syrupy food - do you go get syrup for eggs?]

1/16/2013 5:53:04 PM

excite!!

and a bit nervous...

1/16/2013 6:08:55 PM

I've never put syrup on intentionally but it's leaked over before. Yum

1/16/2013 6:48:54 PM

They have a crepe at simply crepes that has eggs, bacon, and cheese in it and you get syrup to pour over it. It rocks.

1/16/2013 7:40:59 PM

Yes! Lego Harry Potter years 1-4 100%complete, both the game and trophies! Now, to start years 5-7.

1/16/2013 8:54:39 PM

I rocked that fucking presentation.

1/16/2013 8:59:39 PM

Godamn I hate Maryland.

1/16/2013 9:01:24 PM

a band from minnesota playing viola, banjo and dobro..... fuck you hipsters

1/17/2013 12:28:13 AM

1 more hour...too bad I have to go to urgent care after work.

1/17/2013 6:49:23 AM

gm

1/17/2013 7:35:14 AM

Why are my most epic morning boners only at work?

1/17/2013 7:58:35 AM

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1/17/2013 7:59:49 AM

^^wat

1/17/2013 8:39:24 AM

My f*cking let hurts. My boss is an idiot who ruined a good thing.

1/17/2013 8:49:23 AM

More like ^ wat

^^

Quote :

"EPIC MORNING BONER"

1/17/2013 9:05:23 AM

Yay Yay Yay! The workers are putting up guide strings for my new fence!

1/17/2013 9:06:32 AM

I thought "Coffee Drinks or Bike Services" was a weird selection of items to put together in a Groupon ad. But apparently it's really for one place that has both. That's a different kind of weird.

1/17/2013 9:52:56 AM

It's Hot! /Ollie Williams.

In Singapore now.

1/17/2013 10:01:53 AM

I've got orientation for a new job at 9AM tomorrow morning, but they are calling for 4" of snow tonight. I have plans to head to the beach immediately following the orientation. Should I just go ahead and head to the beach, rolling the dice that they will postpone the orientation?

1/17/2013 10:02:14 AM

all rain or 1'. there will be no 2-6 inches.

1/17/2013 10:04:42 AM

I'm in Greensboro

1/17/2013 10:10:26 AM

With all the hazardous ingredients in this crap I wouldn't be surprised if I break out in cancer after working with it.

1/17/2013 10:25:24 AM

Just talked to HR. She said she has been there for 4 years and they have never closed due to weather. Good thing I didn't pack the car.

1/17/2013 10:28:16 AM

wish i wasn't so controlling. i'd get more done if i let people help me. but they never do it MY way....

1/17/2013 10:46:55 AM

RIP ThePeter.

1/17/2013 10:52:55 AM

so is bmel a widow now?




too soon?

1/17/2013 10:58:48 AM

I was proud of myself for not backing out of my run despite the temperature. Now my ears feel like I jammed ice picks in them and I am not so proud anymore.

1/17/2013 11:42:35 AM

1/17/2013 11:46:34 AM

and now i'm 100% convinced. any contact has just been pleasantry formality. what in the heck did i do?

1/17/2013 12:50:37 PM

Quote :

"I hate you on the internet though. like for real. I'm not kidding this time"

how dumb does that sound?

1/17/2013 12:54:05 PM

man why cant the damn bait chucker fishermen pick up their worm buckets and beer cans

and cant they at least throw their fishheads and guts back into the water?

and why they gotta leave line hanging from all the trees like tinsel, bobbers in the branches lookin like ornaments

fuck these spinfishin bait drowners, fly fishin 4 life

im so sick of these fat rednecks

[Edited on January 17, 2013 at 1:27 PM. Reason : w]

1/17/2013 1:26:46 PM

^^who said that?

1/17/2013 1:52:05 PM

stillfuchsia

1/17/2013 1:53:10 PM

ha

1/17/2013 1:53:47 PM

This weather blows. I was going to take the dog for a walk around Cary's greenway trails, but fuck all that noise now.

1/17/2013 1:54:00 PM

get like me

on the sofa with my dog curled up on my feet snoring

pretty great

1/17/2013 1:55:06 PM

oooooh i wanna do that right now

1/17/2013 1:58:21 PM

i too want to go home and cuddle with my dog on the couch

1/17/2013 1:59:28 PM

we can all cuddle together

1/17/2013 2:05:19 PM