What kind of dickhead shows up late for the birth of his sisters baby





Sorry lk, bad joke

1/25/2013 5:34:14 PM

yeah........really bad considering circumstances. but i know you didn't mean any harm.

i get to punch you in the shoulder next time i see you though.

1/25/2013 5:38:54 PM

looks like i'm going to see Monty Python's Spamalot next month

1/25/2013 6:21:10 PM

1/25/2013 6:57:34 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0bS-YnLf4s

1/25/2013 7:50:06 PM

I finally have internet again

1/25/2013 8:04:59 PM

Thanks, Obama

1/25/2013 8:15:13 PM

the whole apartment smells like honey baked ham and i looooooooooove it

1/25/2013 8:23:08 PM

mrs. doubtfire is on AMC. it was made 20 years ago. holy shit do i feel old.

1/25/2013 8:30:21 PM

i love that movie

1/25/2013 8:33:18 PM

^^I'm watching that too!

1/25/2013 8:41:04 PM

Ok that's better

1/25/2013 8:45:38 PM

Adventures in Babysitting is on HDNET Movies

1/25/2013 8:48:11 PM

omg

now i want honey baked ham.



but fuck if i'm leavin this house

1/25/2013 8:55:28 PM

1/25/2013 8:57:24 PM

I guess I got all dressed up for nothing

1/25/2013 8:59:23 PM

i could be talked into going out somewhere local, if anywhere within walking distance was open

1/25/2013 9:00:16 PM

^ don't know where you live, but my place is open

but seriously, I really wanted to go out tonight dammit. I hate the weather

1/25/2013 9:12:20 PM

my options for tonight would be ruckus or bada if I were to go out

1/25/2013 9:15:07 PM

I haven't even been outside since 4:00. I have no idea how the roads are right now.

1/25/2013 9:24:25 PM

just looked outside- appears pretty icy!

1/25/2013 9:57:45 PM

Yeah, I've been hearing some cars struggling on the street outside my apartment. I guess it's time to start a fire, and put some liquor in my hot cocoa...

1/25/2013 10:09:06 PM

man i'm worried about going to smithfield tomorrow...there's no way i'd go out tonight

1/25/2013 11:05:44 PM

roads should be good by 10am - what time are you going?

1/25/2013 11:27:10 PM

8am

[Edited on January 25, 2013 at 11:30 PM. Reason : kelly's wedding dress shopping ]

1/25/2013 11:29:36 PM

ah- well good luck! main roads should be good, just be slow on the side ones!

1/25/2013 11:50:47 PM

i think i had an acute anxiety attack at the bar tonight. don't know if it was partly me not feeling well, current life situation or what. had to bail on my friends and head home. was really weird

1/25/2013 11:52:33 PM

need to sext talk?

1/26/2013 12:01:52 AM

Lol

1/26/2013 12:12:42 AM

Pissed I missed the Umphrey's show, but at least I'm home safe and my wallet will be fatter next week.

14 hour days (and STRESSFUL ones at that) are no fun.

[Edited on January 26, 2013 at 2:29 AM. Reason : /bitch]

1/26/2013 2:29:33 AM

omg I wish these pain pills would hurry up and kick in....I feel like I'm gonna puke from the pain

and I can't sleep...ugh

1/26/2013 2:47:57 AM

i turned down some serious $ to move to nyc today.....most people would smack me in the face if they knew what I turned down

i just cant live there again, a great place to visit though

yet i'm up thinking about if i blew it

[Edited on January 26, 2013 at 2:51 AM. Reason : a side note.... I took 10mL of sudafed w/codiene 3 hrs ago and this is still keeping me up]

1/26/2013 2:49:53 AM

tell them to call me

I'll take the money and I wanna go to NYC

1/26/2013 2:52:27 AM

OMGWTFKEN

1/26/2013 12:16:45 PM

my bf went to the duke-maryland game with my bff and her husband. I went to work

1/26/2013 3:08:56 PM

GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT

1/26/2013 3:11:20 PM

i'm going to the carolina game while my wife tutors

1/26/2013 3:11:36 PM

why am I taking this class?

1/26/2013 3:24:05 PM

bada or ruckus for the game? such a tough decision. fwp!

1/26/2013 3:39:19 PM

I'm thinkin of doing both. Maybe I'll see ya out there!

1/26/2013 3:51:58 PM

maybe! got a hankering for a cajun wrap

1/26/2013 4:04:38 PM

Fuck Carolina

1/26/2013 5:00:18 PM

I was up all night in pain and did not have tww to keep me sane.

1/26/2013 5:03:06 PM

weeee invites went out

1/26/2013 5:27:38 PM

time to move. i want to decorate a different house.

1/26/2013 5:43:18 PM

Kept thinking of punchmonk today. Had a date with my mother in law to make bears. I dressed mine like super heroes.

1/26/2013 6:46:03 PM

^ At first I thought you were referencing the Southpark episode where Cartman's mom told Shelly about him having to 'make bears' and not you actually making teddy bears.

1/26/2013 7:09:19 PM

Throat getting scratchy. DO NOT want to get sick

1/26/2013 7:23:45 PM

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

1/26/2013 7:31:59 PM

3^the southpark thing is what makes me think of punchmonk, but we actually went to build a bear.

1/26/2013 8:22:08 PM