I'm handy with an 8 iron

2/1/2013 10:09:50 AM

2/1/2013 10:10:10 AM

2/1/2013 10:10:35 AM

2/1/2013 10:17:17 AM

2/1/2013 10:18:47 AM

Quote :

"^^I don't do dishes. I love laundry though. I'm also handy with an iron and a vacuum. When I get stressed out I like to rearrange furniture. I bleach everything."

Depending on what your beneficial skills are we can work this out. I'll just stop buying bleach


As a bonus can you do more in the kitchen than boil water?

2/1/2013 10:20:19 AM

Bitch plz, I can cook like WHOA. Plus I can make it healthy AND delicious. I love cooking.

2/1/2013 10:27:18 AM

Can you cook with cast iron?

2/1/2013 10:28:56 AM

I can scramble your eggs, begonias

2/1/2013 10:47:11 AM

I hate most people today.

2/1/2013 11:36:50 AM

kelis^

2/1/2013 11:41:32 AM

I had to look that up

2/1/2013 11:58:04 AM

nas you didn't

2/1/2013 12:09:17 PM

Quote :

"At least today's insomnia was more productive than Monday's."

Indeed it was.

2/1/2013 1:12:20 PM

being drunk at work = awesome

2/1/2013 1:28:59 PM

I hate mudbutt but I love the term mudbutt

2/1/2013 1:30:38 PM

^^ Is that a new Friday tradition or something?

2/1/2013 1:39:26 PM

^ I blame it on Sayer. He got a second drink so I did, too. Though he was drinking beer and I was drinking margaritas.

2/1/2013 1:41:12 PM

I drove allllllllll the way out here for a 20 minute meeting?! Are you fucking kidding me?!

2/1/2013 1:48:14 PM

I'm pooped... but gotta pull it together for these last couple of hours

2/1/2013 3:25:47 PM

lol

2/1/2013 3:31:31 PM

^ reddit

2/1/2013 4:03:47 PM

look at those glorious balls.

2/1/2013 4:22:17 PM

^^is it? I dont read reddit, I got it from twitter (ricky gervais)

cookout or sonic for dinner?

2/1/2013 4:25:08 PM

Getting interviewed by 4 people next week for a job opening here at work!

2/1/2013 4:37:17 PM

a simple "thanks" would have sufficed instead of quoting your busy lifestyle...

seriously. done with people.

2/1/2013 4:51:22 PM

Thanks LKB

2/1/2013 5:05:30 PM

Thanks EMCE

2/1/2013 5:09:32 PM

Ugh. While it's Friday and I was dreading going to work...I would really like to work to make some money. Grrrr.

2/1/2013 5:25:45 PM

think youre done with people?? im done with the freakin white man

2/1/2013 5:31:07 PM

aw, come on Boo

2/1/2013 5:36:19 PM

holy crap. i left work at 5pm. sadly, that does not change how sad and pathetic my friday night will be.

2/1/2013 5:41:21 PM

Made plans to go to first Friday...then went outside. Fuck that, it's too cold.
Staying home by the fire tonight.

2/1/2013 6:13:52 PM

^me too! i was supposed to leave town tonight but i'm soooo tired and by the time i got there it would be late anyway. so tonight = me + puppy + fireplace

[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 6:37 PM. Reason : and my boo, of course]

2/1/2013 6:28:01 PM

2/1/2013 8:59:46 PM

<3 that song.

2/1/2013 9:11:31 PM

Just ordered 25 yards of fabric as part of the plan to totally redo my parents 30 year old sectional. Pretty excited to make good use of this since they were just going to donate it Also, it should end up costing us about 1/3 the price to get a quality, new sectional.

[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 11:05 PM. Reason : ]

2/1/2013 11:03:22 PM

So apparently my surgery will most likely not relieve all of my stomach problems and I will have to go back on the mother fucking stomach coaters that I have to plan my life around... and may never get off them. Yay.

2/1/2013 11:06:51 PM

too damn cold.

2/1/2013 11:20:07 PM

omg. i love this dog. she's like a stuffed animal that loves me back.

2/1/2013 11:31:35 PM

I hope these online chem assignments aren't worth too much... fuck

2/1/2013 11:53:47 PM

What I like to call back-door amnesty.

2/2/2013 12:06:43 AM

idb amnesty

2/2/2013 12:12:40 AM

I have to be at work at 6am for a roughly 14 hour day. Which means I need to be up at 5am at the very "ass hauling" last minute. but yet I am wide awake and every time I lay down I start thinking about when I broke up with my last girlfriend. I guess it is because part of why I need to be at work so early is so that I can have enough hours on the books so I can enjoy Super Bowl Sunday; and last Super Bowl is when that relationship got started. But I hadn't though of that shit in months, and now I can't sleep when I really need to.


long story for anyone not fond of reading that shit up there^^ : fuck.

[Edited on February 2, 2013 at 1:21 AM. Reason : ]

2/2/2013 1:18:38 AM

This kid has such a reliable internal alarm clock. He doesn't know the meaning if sleeping in.

2/2/2013 6:16:05 AM

apparently neither do I. I guess I actually do have to get drunk the night before to sleep in past 645

2/2/2013 7:27:51 AM

Getting drunk makes me wake up earlier

2/2/2013 8:36:54 AM

I'll actually usually still wake up early, but I am able to roll back over and pass back out- something I can't do under normal circumstances

2/2/2013 8:42:05 AM

love the cold

2/2/2013 9:03:01 AM

Dammit animals. It's Saturday....can I please sleep??? You're not going to starve if you eat 2hours later....

2/2/2013 9:17:48 AM