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" Getting drunk makes me wake up earlier"

I have the same problem and cannot go back to sleep. I'm my most productive hung over.

2/2/2013 9:26:31 AM

I miss your face.

2/2/2013 9:40:01 AM

thanks for letting me know that you aren't even going to try to do your job next week. at least you sent an email with the heads up.

2/2/2013 9:54:15 AM

Jon Stewart tickets sold out quick as a muhfucka

2/2/2013 10:38:35 AM

That meg chick does a lot of thinking

2/2/2013 10:39:52 AM

I'm deep

2/2/2013 10:41:43 AM

lots of cleaning to do before my daddy gets here for the state game

2/2/2013 10:48:13 AM

Who's your daddy?

2/2/2013 10:48:56 AM

<3

2/2/2013 10:59:13 AM

my actual father

I'm taking him to the game today. I get lots of brownie points for sharing my suite tix with him. That means I'll get new tires on my car soon lolol

2/2/2013 11:00:49 AM

I hate having to find a person to cut my hair. Despite many great reviews for the person I'm booked with today, I'm always worried my hair will get butchered.

2/2/2013 11:06:40 AM

Wow, bb, you are productive hung over? I can't function hung over. (I'm a lousy drunk, fwiw)

2/2/2013 11:07:13 AM

Woohoo

2/2/2013 12:25:21 PM

I need to just find a meaningless fling- that'll set things right again

2/2/2013 3:55:50 PM

^^^I feel just as rotten as anyone else with a hangover, but I just cannot go back to sleep. If I lay around nursing the hangover, I feel worse. I'm also sure that guilt for over indulgence motivates me to be super productive and work through the yuck.

[Edited on February 2, 2013 at 4:32 PM. Reason : .]

2/2/2013 4:32:42 PM

^^http://www.discgolfdatingsite.com

2/2/2013 4:35:25 PM

haha I don't want a disc golf chick- they are often waaaay not my type

[Edited on February 2, 2013 at 6:00 PM. Reason : petulie ]

2/2/2013 5:53:38 PM

and they use those go girl cups to pee standing up

2/2/2013 6:04:51 PM

I bet they do!

2/2/2013 6:05:26 PM

I bet they like cargo shorts tho

2/2/2013 7:21:03 PM

I dont own any cargo shorts but I would if I were in a profession that required you to carry a bunch of doo-dads around

2/2/2013 7:44:53 PM

k

2/2/2013 7:47:54 PM

allow me my pointless posts k

2/2/2013 7:49:24 PM

That hair cut ddk posted almost made me pee my pants I laffed so hard.

2/2/2013 8:37:19 PM

argh. even will a ladder i am too damn short to get this piece of siding back on my house. it's times like this when having a tall man in my life would be rather nice....

2/2/2013 9:17:42 PM

Should I go out and drink?

2/2/2013 9:18:59 PM

ugh. i just need to stop thinking i'm friends with some of these people, because clearly they don't see it that way.

2/2/2013 10:19:43 PM

I am exhausted. Who knew sitting on your ass and playing board games took so much out of you.

2/2/2013 10:50:29 PM

Long siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

2/3/2013 12:16:00 AM

Not on the same parenting page.

2/3/2013 12:43:21 PM

his magic friends need to leave so I can get laid

2/3/2013 4:13:16 PM

^said no girl ever.

2/3/2013 4:15:12 PM

I've said it way too many times.

But I <3 my nerd.

2/3/2013 4:16:27 PM

At least your nerd has real life Magic friends. I'm usually saying, "I wish he would hurry up and finish this online tournament so I can get laid."

2/3/2013 4:18:11 PM

haha, true. Somehow he manages to not be socially awkward... most of the time.

2/3/2013 4:22:55 PM

BIGGEST FACEPALM EVER TO HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. ugh hahahahaha fuck me

[Edited on February 3, 2013 at 4:35 PM. Reason : And now I'm super sad ]

2/3/2013 4:28:11 PM

My nerd and I spent most of yesterday playing board games.

2/3/2013 5:19:49 PM

i'm the only nerd in this relationship but i'm OK with that!

2/3/2013 5:21:19 PM

we really need to talk in person.

2/3/2013 5:25:43 PM

what? Who?

2/3/2013 5:39:15 PM

Kiwi wtf is going on with you?

2/3/2013 5:39:32 PM

I'm freaking out hahaha. I'll be ok, diva pm sent.

2/3/2013 5:41:08 PM

Watching kid movies after the kids have gone to bed. I'm a loser. But I do love my life.

2/3/2013 7:26:58 PM

whatcha watching?

2/3/2013 7:44:58 PM

So we stayed in lol

2/3/2013 7:45:23 PM

Despicable Me, I think I will watch How to Train Your Dragon next.

2/3/2013 7:45:54 PM

Good movies!

2/3/2013 7:53:27 PM

oh i do want to see despicable me, i heard it was really good. well, i heard it from a 4 year old, so...

[Edited on February 3, 2013 at 8:05 PM. Reason : ]

2/3/2013 8:05:32 PM

I have it on blu ray! Santa brought it to me for Christmas.

2/3/2013 8:08:03 PM

you know santa is not real, right?

2/3/2013 8:42:40 PM