At this very moment I am thinking ... that I'm glad I am a failed boy scout instead of a successful one. I ran errands to three different fine establishments today. I left wanting to burn down all three.

12/15/2008 4:06:45 PM

wtf just happened to my aim

12/15/2008 4:10:50 PM

12/15/2008 4:12:10 PM

even tho i go back to work friday..........dayshift...............HATE dayshift............friday IS payday

and it will be a sweet paycheck with the holiday pay and OT




today needs to be payday

12/15/2008 4:16:26 PM

oh snap

12/15/2008 4:16:28 PM

me: when do you want to do my end of the year review? later today or tomorrow?
boss: put it on the calendar for tomorrow
me: what time? morning or afternoon....i say afternoon, you're in a better mood then.
boss: cool

5 minutes later

boss: are you saying i'm in a bad mood in the morning?!?!

12/15/2008 4:19:23 PM

Ugh I need to do my review too. I gotta fill out this BS form about my goals for the year.

Answer the phone on the first ring?

12/15/2008 4:21:14 PM

I NEED a job!!!!!!!!!!!

12/15/2008 4:21:31 PM

I need vodka

12/15/2008 4:22:21 PM

I have a review next week, time for a raise

12/15/2008 4:23:10 PM

Quote :

"Ugh I need to do my review too. I gotta fill out this BS form about my goals for the year. "

yep! i already turned that part in...tomorrow at 2:00 we'll sit down with a blank form. that's the time when I say, "i was just being modest the other day...i really think i'm good at that all the time"

it was weird...i've never had to do that before.

12/15/2008 4:24:58 PM

ha, i had my year end review in october.

tell me how that works

12/15/2008 4:26:16 PM

i need a raise for realskies

12/15/2008 4:31:23 PM

I've never had a review. I have no clue what to write for my goals and shit lol. I don't have a position that you can grade on benchmarks and whatnot. I need to put my thinking cap on for this one.

12/15/2008 4:32:02 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't have to do this goals paperwork and stuff? My review was like, "Yep, you're doing well. Here's some more money."

12/15/2008 4:35:47 PM

i don't have to have any goals


they tell me what i have to do to get a raise next year and i do it


that's about it

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 4:36 PM. Reason : ^yeah...like that]

12/15/2008 4:35:52 PM

goals are bullshit

even my managers cant pull it off with a straight face

12/15/2008 4:38:50 PM

can i leave now

12/15/2008 4:39:48 PM

go ahead

12/15/2008 4:41:53 PM

sure pickle

12/15/2008 4:42:14 PM

off work at real job

time to get back to work on HTPC hell

12/15/2008 4:43:52 PM

almost time to leave this bitch

12/15/2008 4:44:43 PM

Yo can this work out?

12/15/2008 4:50:23 PM

# Ask again later.

12/15/2008 4:52:13 PM

fuckme

12/15/2008 4:56:14 PM

well today's email from my boss made my decision to go back to school that much easier...

i wish i had more of a say in it though

12/15/2008 5:05:53 PM

My chest has felt really tight all day. Should I be worried?

12/15/2008 5:42:36 PM

why isn't it 6 yet?

12/15/2008 5:42:49 PM

"box elder"

12/15/2008 5:43:17 PM

bitches in florida must not know how to make sammiches

Quote :

" Another Florida man accused of sandwich assault Posted: Today at 3:47 p.m. PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — Police said a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail in about a month. According to a police report released Monday, the 20-year-old man threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument about auto insurance and then hit her head with his fist. The man admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge. Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash. Police reports did not what type of sandwich was used in either attack."

12/15/2008 5:43:53 PM

i need to shave my legs

12/15/2008 5:50:49 PM

I could never throw a sammich at a woman, but if a woman was holding a delicious looking sammich I might try to piss her off enough so she throws it at me!

12/15/2008 5:52:17 PM

Quote :

"Your strengths, dear Pisces, lie in your altruistic and empathetic nature, because you feel the urge to help people less fortunate than you. Your sensitivity and intuition make you a true healer. Your strong imagination and highly evolved creativity predispose you to artistic expression. "

Hahahaha

I am the least empathetic person I know. What a load of BS.

12/15/2008 5:57:07 PM

i have the most drama filled family i've ever seen in my fucking life. i say one thing and it turns into me talking shit about everybody and getting 3 phone calls in under 10 minutes from people i havent talked to since last christmas

12/15/2008 6:37:26 PM

My left shoulder hurts real bad. Stupid huge boobs

12/15/2008 6:38:05 PM

A GIRL

12/15/2008 6:41:58 PM

i still need to go to the store before my bball game

12/15/2008 6:43:06 PM

i am continually surprised at the amount of snot the human head is capable of holding.

12/15/2008 6:44:37 PM

lawl

epic tdub ad

12/15/2008 6:57:05 PM

^

12/15/2008 6:57:53 PM

^^^and drool

12/15/2008 6:58:49 PM

12/15/2008 6:58:51 PM

fud

12/15/2008 7:03:15 PM

i'm getting very disheartened about not being about to find this Christmas gift

12/15/2008 7:04:30 PM

my cat is a fatass

12/15/2008 7:37:33 PM

the best christmas gift i ever got (well, at least in the era of my life where the thought was what mattered most)

was an original philles 45 of "christmas (baby please come home)" by darlene love

12/15/2008 7:38:49 PM

well that's just not gonna cut it!

12/15/2008 7:40:31 PM

why are my lips always chapped?


someone kiss then and make it better

12/15/2008 7:46:25 PM

i just found it...

it was perfect...

it was also $75

12/15/2008 7:48:35 PM

what is it??

12/15/2008 7:49:46 PM