O_o paging chris hansen

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : 308]

8/14/2009 10:49:00 PM

i am not a predator

8/14/2009 10:50:40 PM

8/14/2009 10:52:37 PM

The 6th Harry Potter movie was a pile of garbage.

8/14/2009 10:53:11 PM

I have a date Monday night! Walking out to the end of the pier did me good.

8/14/2009 10:56:08 PM

Nice.

8/14/2009 11:03:41 PM

i have been touched by your kids, and i'm pretty sure ive touched them

8/14/2009 11:03:56 PM

8/14/2009 11:04:05 PM

Perhaps now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country go to bed because they feel like shit.

8/14/2009 11:05:23 PM

holy fucking shit I think I have an authentic autgraphed album from 1959 by RAY CHARLES

8/14/2009 11:07:36 PM

^looks legit to me

8/14/2009 11:08:24 PM

Sell that bitch for some serious cash!

8/14/2009 11:11:36 PM

it's backwards, but this is it... it's embossed and the record is from 1959

from the looks of it (I compared it to many autographs via Google) - it's the real deal

8/14/2009 11:13:58 PM

not happy that i left my book in gastonia

8/14/2009 11:20:46 PM

^^Hot!

I looooooooove the smell of my new body wash!

8/14/2009 11:22:10 PM

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

8/14/2009 11:31:13 PM

home sweet home. now what to do tonight!

8/14/2009 11:31:17 PM

Fuckin' money shot.

8/14/2009 11:32:05 PM

Holy shit my leg hurts so fucking bad

8/14/2009 11:45:30 PM

where can i buy a top hat?

8/15/2009 12:23:16 AM

Sorry to hear about your accident Lunak. Hope you have a speedy recovery.

8/15/2009 12:25:04 AM

yeah lunak i too am sorry

8/15/2009 12:26:24 AM

actually i think a fedora would be better

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Accessories/Hats/Black-Tuxedo-Fedora-231478.jsp

8/15/2009 12:35:57 AM

I need to read something non-alien related before bed or I'll have weird dreams

and that text I sent earlier... needs to happen

8/15/2009 1:24:15 AM

haha both megan and jeremy are bombarding me with texts, i need to get out to portland

8/15/2009 1:57:56 AM

being missed is bittersweet

8/15/2009 2:15:11 AM

I forgot how good of a movie that one was

8/15/2009 2:25:42 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8/15/2009 3:26:41 AM

My apartment is looking empty with the roommates moving out. They didn't even leave me a couch for a few days like they said they would.

8/15/2009 3:43:01 AM

Yay! Time to go fishing!

8/15/2009 9:36:51 AM

Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A: Piiig

8/15/2009 9:50:44 AM

haha

I'm so hongry.
And I have to find a place to live

8/15/2009 9:57:21 AM

congrats!

too bad that rat fink sonuvabiscuit wanted the duplex back

that raggedy mcCeiling is his problem now!

8/15/2009 9:59:02 AM

yeah or his mother's problem who will be moving in
I still don't understand why he refused to fix that for like 2 years but is now in a frenzy to get me out and start renovating??
I think he's waiting for her to die so he can rent it out as a "3BD 2BA NEWLY RENOVATED SLIGHTLY lived inUSED HISTORIC TOWNHOME"

8/15/2009 10:01:42 AM

of course!

... zillow dotcom says that address is worth $436,000 dollar bucks

8/15/2009 10:03:09 AM

I Went to look at a place up the street from me (which would have been EXTREMELY convenient for moving) who insisted that he see my dog. He was this grouchy old man but I brought my dog anyway. As I'm looking around I see something on my arm and it's a FLEA!!! Then my dog is staring at the carpeting looking at them jump around and my dad is flipping out "something's biting me!" He pulls up his pant leg and his socks are covered in fleas. I immediately left but went next door to tell them they (and now us) have fleas

I was furious. They were all incredulous and said "but . . but we had it steam cleaned!!!" Great, now you have clean fleas! I had to get an emergency dose of Frontline before I let Shep back in the house

8/15/2009 10:09:37 AM

yikes!

8/15/2009 10:10:56 AM

I have a couple more places to look at today, I just wish I had more notice so I could look more

8/15/2009 10:18:06 AM

stole this from fleetwud cuz it's so damn cool

8/15/2009 10:53:36 AM

I just found a swizzle stick in between my sheets and my mattress. Interesting.

8/15/2009 10:57:22 AM

getting out of bed. do not want

8/15/2009 11:06:11 AM

why do i get so many headaches?

8/15/2009 11:07:01 AM

I should straighten up and do productive things

instead I am going to read and take a nap

8/15/2009 11:09:11 AM

can you tailgate for Durham Bulls games?

if so, where?

8/15/2009 11:15:14 AM

errands errands errands...

^uhhh, i don't think so. i've never seen anyone do it. most go to one of the restaurants or bars nearby b4. i know tyler's offers some kind of deal when you present them your ticket for that night's game

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8/15/2009 11:15:32 AM

My speakers are so crackly and feedback-y

How to fix this?

8/15/2009 11:16:29 AM

time to hit the road for today's two-county excursion

8/15/2009 11:16:39 AM

time to head up to LKQ(again)

8/15/2009 11:46:51 AM

I want guacamole but I don't want to drive anywhere to get it.

8/15/2009 11:48:37 AM

i want some tacos from that place downtown.. can't remember the name of it

nouns ftl

8/15/2009 11:50:01 AM