pshhhh

i try and try and still fail

12/16/2008 3:52:26 PM

A GIRL

12/16/2008 3:53:40 PM

time to do more chrimmus shopping

12/16/2008 3:53:45 PM

^ speaking of this, not only do i have to do this for my mom i also have to get her bday gift still

12/16/2008 3:55:23 PM

ready to go home!

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 3:58 PM. Reason : .]

12/16/2008 3:58:22 PM

Hell no.

12/16/2008 3:58:49 PM

ice skating

12/16/2008 4:06:02 PM

Ensign Riley.

Damn, sounds better.

12/16/2008 4:06:51 PM

goddamn its sleetin like a motherfucker

12/16/2008 4:20:00 PM

this is so gay

12/16/2008 4:26:42 PM

I wish I could fast-forward about 5 years through my career.

12/16/2008 4:27:50 PM

I wish I could rewind about 5 years through my career.

12/16/2008 4:49:51 PM

I finally have 1k posts.

12/16/2008 4:51:14 PM

I finally have 1k posts

12/16/2008 4:51:49 PM

^ double post and an rd fan suspend

12/16/2008 4:56:27 PM

Can't wait to go home to the *910* and cook all the Christmas Goodies with mama!




Talkin' bout cooking...what the hell am I gonna eat TONIGHT!!!

12/16/2008 5:17:54 PM

bloody fucking hell

I hope mugabe catches cholera

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 5:30 PM. Reason : and dies from it]

12/16/2008 5:29:51 PM

Got the Mr.'s 2 Polo Jackets dry cleaned for only $2.98. AYEZZIRRRR!!!

12/16/2008 5:33:27 PM

glue sticks are very sweet tasting

12/16/2008 5:36:49 PM

Quote :

"glue sticks are very sweet tasting"

LOL WUT

12/16/2008 5:37:35 PM

right now, i want to watch 'how it's made'

12/16/2008 5:42:25 PM

wow, that kicked my fucking ass.

12/16/2008 5:50:07 PM

and my christmas shopping is done

except for ONE thing

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 5:52 PM. Reason : and son of a bitch i can't get that one thing ]

12/16/2008 5:50:34 PM

my dinner is not at all satisfying

12/16/2008 5:54:23 PM

i'm not sure if i can talk myself in to this....

12/16/2008 5:56:57 PM

my friend benny decided we should all glue things to our faces for a photo op

but we were drunk, so there was a standing rule that everyone had to taste the glue stick before they used it

your alternative to tasting said glue stick was to use superglue

12/16/2008 6:00:03 PM

the puppy is going to get a bath again...

VERY SOON


i bought some pretty smelling shampoo for her today

12/16/2008 6:08:53 PM

why do we continuously engage in self-destructive behavior?

why is it so hard to slow things down?

why ask why, try bud dry?

no, bud dry is heinous

12/16/2008 6:23:13 PM

guys are so freaking idiotic

and I hope there is nothing wrong with my heart or thyroid

12/16/2008 6:40:07 PM

ok...THAT was AWESOME!

12/16/2008 6:48:30 PM

come stalk ME at the bar tonight

12/16/2008 6:51:01 PM

RREEDD RROOBBIINN!!

12/16/2008 6:51:26 PM

^^^ for some reason, that strikes me as being about an orgasm

because that's the only thing that's really awesome but you don't want to make a thread about

12/16/2008 6:51:28 PM

hahah....not even close

[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 6:52 PM. Reason : I just got a $90 christmas gift for $10]

12/16/2008 6:52:11 PM

my girlfriend just found out she has to move.
my rent check hit on the ONE day it would bounce (i now have more than enough to cover it)
the book i needed was at another university
it's cold
it's raining
my paper is due in 2 days.
fuck.

12/16/2008 6:54:15 PM

ok i need to get off the couch and either throw dinner in the oven or do something not retarded.

12/16/2008 6:55:16 PM

rockin'

12/16/2008 6:55:51 PM

dude

weed
just outside

dumbass

12/16/2008 7:00:11 PM

why is my face broken out like a 15 year old's

12/16/2008 7:06:30 PM

i really have an awkward profile

12/16/2008 7:47:30 PM

i love love love love love love love marshmallows in my coco

12/16/2008 7:47:36 PM

coco the electronic monkey wizard?

12/16/2008 7:48:00 PM

pft, Im talken bout Ice-T's wife

12/16/2008 7:51:16 PM

hahaha

12/16/2008 7:52:12 PM

38 posts remaining

12/16/2008 7:52:39 PM

this is like the death march with siobhan fallon in dancer in the dark

12/16/2008 7:55:40 PM

20 minutes to go!

12/16/2008 7:58:53 PM

what happens in 20 minutes??

12/16/2008 7:59:40 PM

i will know if i have won the most awesome Christmas gift ever!

12/16/2008 8:00:19 PM

ozymandias teleported a giant killer space squid into the middle of new york city

12/16/2008 8:00:22 PM