sometimes during family stuff, my mom and my girl cousins will try to make me play mad libs with them

its so uncomfortable, cause they're always talking about balls and taints and stuff

borders has them, i just bought some as little presents the other day

12/20/2008 9:08:20 AM

I am not really looking forward to christmas shopping

12/20/2008 9:11:43 AM

Well damn.

Apparently I'm 19 miles from the closest waffle house.


That's a craving that'll go unfufilled.

12/20/2008 9:17:23 AM

hand on head

12/20/2008 9:31:00 AM

I am stuck off Kaplan! somebody please take me to my car

12/20/2008 9:31:43 AM

i'll trade ya for a hand job

12/20/2008 9:32:46 AM

i would since i'm up, but we're about to leave for w-s with my parents

12/20/2008 9:33:13 AM

If thats what it takes to get a ride to my car

12/20/2008 9:34:20 AM

what about the guy you may have slept with last night or the friend that let you sleep on his/her couch ? ^

12/20/2008 9:46:33 AM

bedroom door is locked, no answer

12/20/2008 9:49:02 AM

ouch... so it was that type of night.

hey, at least he was hot as fuck.. .right ?

12/20/2008 9:51:30 AM

hey i just slept on the couch like i always do...im on avent ferry now

12/20/2008 9:55:26 AM

if you really need a ride i can come and get you..?

12/20/2008 11:31:15 AM

she found a ride.


and yay for bowl season.

[Edited on December 20, 2008 at 11:33 AM. Reason : ]

12/20/2008 11:32:51 AM

headbanging may be hazardous to one's health

12/20/2008 11:45:52 AM

ok i need to get moving and quit being a f'n bum

12/20/2008 12:10:32 PM

Ugh... too much liquor last night...

12/20/2008 12:11:21 PM

I'm gonna quit moving and be a bum

`till dinner, anyway. Roommate's graduating!

12/20/2008 12:11:52 PM

go back to bed or do dishes/wrap presents while listening to the hockey game or go to target?

12/20/2008 12:21:34 PM

look i know it was a mean thing to say but its the truth

12/20/2008 12:31:57 PM

What could I be allergic to on the inside of a shirt that has glittery stuff on it?

12/20/2008 12:43:56 PM

Rolling up to Grub Cub for some Miller Lite and Cokes.

12/20/2008 12:44:37 PM

we're going to need you to post pics with the shirt on and off for comparision


it's only for science babe

12/20/2008 12:44:38 PM

Trust me, you do NOT want to see shirt off pics right now. I'm all red and puffy

except it kinda does look funny since the puffiness is in the shape of the snowman that was on the front of the shirt

[Edited on December 20, 2008 at 12:46 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2008 12:46:03 PM

or do i

12/20/2008 12:46:30 PM

ummmm why the fuck is facebook not working. it's been down for about 2 hours now

12/20/2008 12:46:46 PM

facebook is working fine for me

12/20/2008 12:47:30 PM

it keeps saying there is a "page error" and they're working on it.

12/20/2008 12:48:20 PM

ok so i just logged in via firefox but it's not working for IE

12/20/2008 12:49:05 PM

my back is hurting like hell

12/20/2008 1:40:01 PM

I miss PrufrockNCSU already

12/20/2008 2:59:06 PM

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/20/2008 3:09:28 PM

wow, my friend just had his baby

the hospital is a freakin maze

i'm tired

12/20/2008 3:22:01 PM

fuck i just read the convo from last night

i shouldnt have done that, fuck

12/20/2008 3:23:34 PM

i ask my stepdad what my mom would like for christmas and he says a bottle of wine...thats kinda lame

12/20/2008 3:47:11 PM

Winston - raleigh - Rex - home - kinston

12/20/2008 4:35:05 PM

aight i gotta get out of the house

12/20/2008 5:38:26 PM

I feel a little weird about attaching the Christmas photo of my niece to the fridge with my where's dildo magnet, but that's the only one that will work. :-/

12/20/2008 7:28:35 PM

i just cut the tittyshit out of my left pointer finger

tire tool got loose while changing the tires on my bike

slipped, ran up the fingernail, into the cuticle, tearing a hunk out as it went, lots of blood ensued





typing this took forever

but i got shit hooked up with the trainer baldy woot

12/20/2008 7:31:33 PM

UGH I don't wanna get ready!!!

I have to go out because it's a friend's birthday. I just wanna be laaaaaaaaaaazy!!!

Now I gotta get beautiful.

12/20/2008 7:33:21 PM

im happy about getting all my christmas shopping done this afternoon

12/20/2008 7:34:04 PM

yay I can't wait to get my gift!!!

12/20/2008 7:37:15 PM

inorite!

12/20/2008 7:41:00 PM

urite!

12/20/2008 7:43:12 PM

i cant lie, i didnt get you one

but i did get myself some super sweet silicon cookin tongs from williams sonoma

i almost bought a $200 coffee maker for myself i've been eyeing for a few months, but i'm goig to wait to see if it goes on sale


i gots bigass w.s. gift cards

12/20/2008 7:46:18 PM

oh that's cold

12/20/2008 7:50:21 PM

so

is it fucked up that

my parents give me ~$400 in w/s gift cards per year

and my step mother's gifts and father's gifts this christmas are all obviously w/s items?


i mean i got a surplus yo, and trying to conserve some cash after ballin out on vacation.




(and dont tell anyone but im regifting an AE gc)

12/20/2008 7:52:01 PM

12/20/2008 7:52:46 PM

nvm

[Edited on December 20, 2008 at 7:54 PM. Reason : had to read more ]

12/20/2008 7:54:24 PM

If you hook me up with some cookie cutters from w-s I'll bake and send you cookies

3096

12/20/2008 7:56:51 PM