... So i've been thinking about you since the other day and wondering what you've been up to...



that would probably work... and omg... its honest...

7/9/2008 1:56:50 PM

"So I am on this message board called The Wolf Web, right........"

7/9/2008 1:58:20 PM

these responses are funny compared to the non-public side of this conversation

7/9/2008 2:01:07 PM

Quote :

"i think you should be just that nerdy yes i think he'd call normally, but the fact that you totally ignored him the other night has put him off a tad "

oh god, he brought that up when i ran into him, and i started telling him out fucked up i was so i didn't say hi and then he was looking at me all funny and i was telling him how it was an accident really and he was looking at me funny. I mean i was glad i didn't say hello to him then i get so akward and its really bad and weird and he looks at me funny adding to the akwardness

^ and stfu for "laughing at me out loud" on the phone, ass

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:03 PM. Reason : aksn]

7/9/2008 2:01:42 PM

i would just text him back with something coy like

"Of course I haven't lost it...but what do you propose I do with it now "

7/9/2008 2:04:58 PM

omg more irl friends!!!

7/9/2008 2:05:10 PM

you were saying funny things, woman

you laugh at me all the time

7/9/2008 2:05:15 PM

^^ you are brilliant, omg

7/9/2008 2:07:02 PM

hahah... dude... i should be in mensa....




ohhh wait i am

7/9/2008 2:08:19 PM

we were irl friends before "irl" even existed

7/9/2008 2:09:26 PM

omfg....

7/9/2008 2:11:29 PM

^^^she meant me silly

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:11 PM. Reason : asdfa]

7/9/2008 2:11:33 PM

hahaha none of us can keep the damn carrot thingys strait today

7/9/2008 2:12:49 PM

i am brilliant when it comes to other people's situations...

when it comes to my own, however, not so much


Do as I say...never as I do

7/9/2008 2:13:50 PM

Don't Do What Donnie Don't Does

7/9/2008 2:15:32 PM

i thought she was being a smartass

7/9/2008 2:16:23 PM

7/9/2008 2:16:24 PM

any chance we can talk about sex again?

7/9/2008 2:20:45 PM

Yes please

I'm horny...talk

7/9/2008 2:22:07 PM

me too

five days until gf comes home

7/9/2008 2:23:12 PM

^^ i know
ive been thinking bout it sense this morning.... god almighty



[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : ^]

7/9/2008 2:23:17 PM

at least jen isnt in an office full of broads

7/9/2008 2:24:06 PM

i'm in an office all by myself, if you see what I'm saying

7/9/2008 2:24:56 PM

hahaha i'm doing a 40 days and 40 nights kinda thing... but for 3 months


I make that dude look like a bitch

7/9/2008 2:25:13 PM

lol i thought about jerking off in the bathroom earlier but i'd rather wait til i get home

7/9/2008 2:25:29 PM

i'd rather not think about sex...

since i'm not going to be getting any...well...probably til i die

7/9/2008 2:26:00 PM

Greensboro is only an hour drive

7/9/2008 2:26:36 PM

I'm wondering if i'm gonna get any more this decade honestly...thought of that like 2 days ago...was like damn if i dont get any in 2009 i will have gone more than half this decade without getting any

7/9/2008 2:27:18 PM

i had sex two times in 2004....once in january...once in december....


if i had gone 2 more weeks it would have been a full year

7/9/2008 2:28:25 PM

guess i'm not doing to bad then

7/9/2008 2:29:25 PM

no sex is still better then bad sex

7/9/2008 2:30:15 PM

i went a month and a half after the break-up, but have MORE than made up for it.

7/9/2008 2:30:18 PM

^^^yeah....i usually luck up and get it about once every 6 months

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:31 PM. Reason : sdf]

7/9/2008 2:30:19 PM

i remember telling myself after i was with a girl that got me off that it was definitely not going to be another 14 months before i had sex again

7/9/2008 2:30:50 PM

well i've only gotten off once by a guy in the past 2 years

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:32 PM. Reason : and that was because i was thinking about somebody else at the time ]

7/9/2008 2:32:24 PM

i'm 1/5 in my lifetime

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:33 PM. Reason : ^great edit ]

7/9/2008 2:32:56 PM

Quote :

"no sex is still better then bad sex"

7/9/2008 2:33:42 PM

^is oral/anal included in that?

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:34 PM. Reason : i'd much rather get a shitty bj than not get a bj at all]

7/9/2008 2:34:06 PM

OH

MY

GOD!

A YEAR?!?!?!

I almost cry when it's been a month

Quote :

"i'm in an office all by myself, if you see what I'm saying"

wanna talk on the phone? hahaha

7/9/2008 2:35:40 PM

the last 20 posts or so have made me sad

i wanna order some escorts for a couple of yall mo fos or something

7/9/2008 2:35:51 PM

I mean I got laid on Friday...but include in the order, k?

7/9/2008 2:36:57 PM

i have to have sex around 4 times a day no joke

7/9/2008 2:37:37 PM

don't cry for me Argentina, I'm getting laid tonight and probably about 10 times this weekend

7/9/2008 2:38:42 PM

^ this guy is on my level (no homo)

7/9/2008 2:39:58 PM

a shitty bj includes teeth and probably is so bad that i have to help her out to finish

and if that's going on, i might as well do it myself from the start

and then there's no emotional baggage of a girl who gives shitty head to deal with

so yeah, no bj is better than a shitty bj

7/9/2008 2:42:16 PM

i was talking to vinalbandit about guys picking up a chick when having sex and he said to me

Quote :

""i think girls underestimate the strength ratio of the average human male""

thoughts?

7/9/2008 2:43:05 PM

vinylbuilt is a moron imo...anything with another person is better than yourself

7/9/2008 2:44:17 PM

well i could get laid if i just wanted to get laid...

and if i had somebody around i enjoyed doing it with i would do it every available chance....


but alas...this is not the case


^^he's right...i dated a little dude that was about 4 inches shorter than me and definitely weighed less than me and he could pick me up and throw me around like nobody's business

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:46 PM. Reason : and we weren't even having sex...that was just general fucking around]

7/9/2008 2:44:38 PM

that strength almost doubles when you are up in some puss

[Edited on July 9, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : s]

7/9/2008 2:44:40 PM

well, more than anything, i meant that the position in question kind of lent itself to the basic strengths of the male frame

7/9/2008 2:44:46 PM