I vaguely remember this.

thread/story summary plz?

3/31/2011 6:38:35 PM

^ No. Read the thread, asshole.




WRAL's highlights on the web tonight:

a clip about "disturbing lists" from the blonde Stepford wife's testimony earlier today

talking about how Brad had a list of the daughter's favorite things - one liked Chicken Nuggets and the color yellow.


He also had a To-Do list: Check on wills, cancel an account. Cancel the exterminator.



ALL EXTREMELY DISTURBING

[Edited on March 31, 2011 at 6:52 PM. Reason : god I hope this dude walks]

3/31/2011 6:51:14 PM

Oh and dude had his garage door open.

GUILTY

GUILTY

GUILTY

3/31/2011 7:00:10 PM

Quote :

"Looks like Gessner used to be Raleigh PD, then served as a Wake County prosecutor for awhile. Nope, no bias at all."

Where do you think judges come from?

3/31/2011 7:26:43 PM

the moon

3/31/2011 7:32:08 PM

The male judges are from Mars. The female judges are from Venus.

3/31/2011 7:37:59 PM

The clev was terrible btw.

3/31/2011 9:11:35 PM

I imagine Nancy Cooper was a UNC fan.

4/1/2011 7:57:20 AM

Finger pointing in my court room? It's more likely than you think

4/1/2011 9:39:13 AM

I don't like this judge

4/1/2011 9:42:47 AM

This woman on the stand is a crook.

4/1/2011 10:06:13 AM

This thread makes an excellent case for why we need ability to edit thread titles.

4/1/2011 10:08:58 AM

I wonder if that chick thinks that Brad is guilty.

4/1/2011 10:22:13 AM

at the time I made the thread, she was just a missing runner.


hate to say it, but this is my most successful thread ever!

4/1/2011 10:22:33 AM

Damn did I miss the chick already? What was her testimony?

4/1/2011 10:23:49 AM

The Cooper's exterminator is now on the stand.

He looks a bit...odd.

4/1/2011 10:24:47 AM

That's what happens when you're an exterminator for 20+ years lol.

4/1/2011 10:26:22 AM

The only thing I remember was that she ended it by saying that it was her experience that there's always... <pause> violence during separations. The defense had to remind her that there are indeed many separations with no violence.

Paraphrasing, but that's the idea.

4/1/2011 10:26:43 AM

Oh shit. The exterminator had the key code. He killed Nancy!!

4/1/2011 10:26:52 AM

Ahh so another Stepford Wife drama llama.

4/1/2011 10:29:05 AM

^^lol

I thought the same thing

[Edited on April 1, 2011 at 10:29 AM. Reason : e]

4/1/2011 10:29:18 AM

Quote :

"Friday marks the 17th day of testimony in the prosecution’s case. With more than three dozen witnesses so far, they have yet to provide any physical evidence linking Brad Cooper to his wife's death."

4/1/2011 10:30:49 AM

I keep thinking the prosecutor is gonna pull an Elle Woods from Legally Blonde and ask really stupid questions and somehow get someone to confess.

So far she's just asking really stupid questions.

4/1/2011 10:32:39 AM

We're going to find out who killed Nicole Simpson in this trial

4/1/2011 10:33:40 AM

Who the hell tells their exterminator about their husband cheating on her? Was she telling the cashiers at Trader Joe's and the gas station as well?

4/1/2011 10:40:01 AM

So wait...

Nancy told her exterminator about their personal lives?

WTF?!

4/1/2011 10:40:09 AM

I think Nancy was trying to tell EVERYONE so they would back her in the le'vorce

4/1/2011 10:40:58 AM

Actually, the way it seems that Nancy was telling everyone who had ears her problems, it reminds me of my ex-fiancée. She did the same shit at the end of the engagement, telling everyone she came in contact with all of our business.

4/1/2011 10:42:27 AM

What dude notices there were no men's clothes in the closet?

4/1/2011 10:43:24 AM

^^ You must've strangled her and left her in a ditch. That's clearly the only possible response.

[Edited on April 1, 2011 at 10:44 AM. Reason : ]

4/1/2011 10:43:59 AM

^only if he had an unopened paint tarp and sweats in july

4/1/2011 10:47:11 AM

She told him because he was asking Nancy to tell he friend she owed him money. She told him they weren't friends anymore because brad was banging her. Context people.


But yea. She was setting his ass up to get as much money from him as she could in the divorce.

4/1/2011 10:47:40 AM

...and wears more than one pair of shoes.

4/1/2011 10:47:59 AM

and he cleaned up toys in the garage and hung them up on the walls

4/1/2011 10:48:03 AM

^x4, ^x5 - I had neither!

^^ I do have more than one pair of shoes

^I have no toys in the garage, *whew*


And she is alive, healthy, and probably nagging the hell out of some poor bastard at the moment; and I don't have any contact with her whatsoever - which is awesome.

[Edited on April 1, 2011 at 10:50 AM. Reason : this thread is getting posts quickly!]

4/1/2011 10:48:11 AM

Yea, it seems as if she told everyone she came into contact with all the bad things she could about her husband.

I don't understand why the prosecution is making a big deal about her complaining about the house not being clean, and making a big deal about him cleaning up Saturday...

4/1/2011 10:51:34 AM

This case is just one big fail.

4/1/2011 10:52:56 AM

Yeah he could have just gotten tired of her constant nagging and decided to clean the garage. And personally if I was the only bread winner and my spouse just left toys all over the place that would piss me off.

As far as context goes, you say, "Sorry, her and I are no longer in contact" and leave it at that. No need to air your dirty laundry with the exterminator.

[Edited on April 1, 2011 at 10:57 AM. Reason : F]

4/1/2011 10:55:19 AM

Quote :

"As far as context goes, you say, "Sorry, her and I are no longer in contact" and leave it at that. No need to air your dirty laundry with the exterminator."

But how would leaving that out add to Nancy's "woe is me" story?!??

[Edited on April 1, 2011 at 10:59 AM. Reason : ]

4/1/2011 10:59:02 AM

[Edited on July 13, 2011 at 12:52 PM. Reason : coca cola]

4/1/2011 11:04:05 AM

Quote :

"at the time I made the thread, she was just a missing runner. hate to say it, but this is my most successful thread ever!"

raiden FTW!

4/1/2011 11:08:34 AM

4/1/2011 11:12:22 AM

Quote :

"@stevengauck: A Murphy farmer identified as only man in NC that Nancy did not tell of Brad's affair, Onion News has the exclusive interview. #coopertrial"

4/1/2011 11:12:51 AM

^5 hah true!

^ ahahahahaha

[Edited on April 1, 2011 at 11:14 AM. Reason : G]

4/1/2011 11:13:28 AM

ahahahaha

4/1/2011 11:13:51 AM

4/1/2011 11:14:21 AM

LOLOL @ farmer quote

4/1/2011 11:15:42 AM

Morning break?

4/1/2011 11:27:02 AM

yes should be over any moment

[Edited on April 1, 2011 at 11:33 AM. Reason : and we're back]

[Edited on April 1, 2011 at 11:34 AM. Reason : man, that guy is fucking squirrelly]

4/1/2011 11:30:30 AM

who's the guy asking questions right now?

4/1/2011 11:39:45 AM