dear bethaleigh, please kill me a turkey kthx

5/20/2009 12:45:18 PM

today I will be very productive

5/20/2009 12:49:14 PM

i need a pool buddy

5/20/2009 12:54:42 PM

why does nobody believe me?

5/20/2009 12:58:53 PM

I believe you

5/20/2009 12:59:38 PM

that your house is on fire?

5/20/2009 12:59:42 PM

^^thanks


^no silly

5/20/2009 1:01:27 PM

bum-bum-bum-bum-BUM-pa!

5/20/2009 1:03:17 PM

srsly, itll work, then we can kick it by the pool

5/20/2009 1:03:31 PM

im going to lose my mind if i dont get to the gym after work today or something

this job is retarded

5/20/2009 1:05:12 PM

Short or long sleeves?

5/20/2009 1:06:14 PM

I find myself typing up posts and then just saying, fuck it, and moving on before posting anything.

except now.

5/20/2009 1:25:07 PM

5/20/2009 1:26:16 PM

there is one time that i wish i had said fuck it and moved on after i typed up something

5/20/2009 1:28:00 PM

which one?

5/20/2009 1:29:33 PM

hahahaha the translators voice vs actual voice
http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/sports/2009/05/19/eor.chance.beast.from.the.east.cnn

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 1:34 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2009 1:34:23 PM

"Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates." - Mark Twain

5/20/2009 1:48:50 PM

i wanted to make a group on facebook where you can become a fan of aids but its already been done

5/20/2009 1:53:22 PM

tummy still feels weird

5/20/2009 1:56:36 PM

I'm hoping these are just good vibes from the 2nd trimester that I'm feeling.

Ironic that I'm almost missing my bad pregnancy symptoms now that they're all but gone...

5/20/2009 1:58:03 PM

good nap

5/20/2009 1:58:39 PM

One load of laundry left

5/20/2009 2:11:56 PM

sidney, NE

5/20/2009 2:19:25 PM

EAR PWR

5/20/2009 2:19:54 PM

Delfest T-minus 26.5 Hrs!!!

5/20/2009 2:31:03 PM

The Darwin Awards movie:
9/10, would watch again

5/20/2009 2:34:21 PM

just kidding two loads of laundry left

5/20/2009 2:35:09 PM

A GIRL

5/20/2009 2:36:34 PM

So freaking bored.

5/20/2009 2:37:39 PM

I think I'll grab taco bell for lunch today. I haven't had a good poop in a while.

5/20/2009 2:38:42 PM

gross

5/20/2009 2:43:01 PM

why I am always so tired except for when it's time to go to bed?

5/20/2009 3:04:06 PM

GOOD QUESTION

5/20/2009 3:04:50 PM

Gotta love when a charge shows up on your card from a bar you didn't know you went to.

5/20/2009 3:11:24 PM

you should try having that happen and find out you were in a state you didn't know you were in

5/20/2009 3:12:40 PM

Haha, OK I am really glad it wasn't that bad.

5/20/2009 3:13:26 PM

shit try waking up after purchasing a live chicken and having him running around your room

5/20/2009 3:15:00 PM

HAHAHA

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 3:16 PM. Reason : thanks asshole now i have to explain what i'm laughing at to everyone near me at work..]

5/20/2009 3:15:57 PM

haha awesome

5/20/2009 3:17:27 PM

5/20/2009 3:19:01 PM

Quote :

"shit try waking up after purchasing a live chicken and having him running around your room"

HOLY SHIT
YOU BOUGHT A LIVE CHICKEN???


Man, I was glad to have donuts. You just blew my mind.

5/20/2009 3:31:10 PM

my mom has about 13 chickens at her house, they're all babies now but they're growing up so fast

5/20/2009 3:33:59 PM

I'm just wondering where you'd end up when drunk that a live chicken would be an impulse buy.

5/20/2009 3:35:12 PM

tijuana

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : it even had a leash]

5/20/2009 3:35:48 PM

we used to have over 10,000 chickens

now grandaddy only has about 30

5/20/2009 3:35:57 PM

shit that's a lot of chickens

5/20/2009 3:36:38 PM

^^^Ah. Make sure it doesn't have bird flu, or chicken rabies, or whatever else the fuck chickens can get that might kill you.

A chicken on a leash... I, too, would have made that purchase in a heartbeat had I been drunk in tijuana.

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2009 3:37:00 PM

ugh i'm so craving mcdonalds right now.

5/20/2009 3:47:53 PM

I had a hamburger from mcdonalds earlier

hadn't had mcd's in a looong time

5/20/2009 3:51:51 PM

since noone reads the 49th post

5/20/2009 4:06:04 PM