^^it says "SUBSCRIBE NOW"

3/12/2013 8:13:20 PM

The pic at the top is obviously that of a crazy person.

3/12/2013 8:40:43 PM

Uh no, she's obviously fucking crazy. I bet the both of them are a barrel of monkeys trolling the likes of Garner for affection...

3/12/2013 8:42:02 PM

Are you....arguing with yourself...?

3/12/2013 8:44:11 PM

Mr Scrumples losing his mind in this thread:

3/12/2013 8:44:54 PM

lol

3/12/2013 8:45:32 PM

Sorry, forgot to quote the other gentleman.

3/12/2013 8:48:33 PM

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"the other gentleman"

?

3/12/2013 8:50:33 PM

Lol!

3/12/2013 8:51:09 PM

females are lame :3

3/12/2013 8:51:41 PM

Just wondering also why anybody would pay for OKCupid...

3/12/2013 8:51:46 PM

...

3/12/2013 8:52:52 PM

Do you think the Texas Rattlesnake has ever been on one of these sites?

3/12/2013 8:56:21 PM

I logged in today for like the first time in a month to change my status to "seeing someone", and it said I had something like 103 visitors. When I looked at the visitors list there couldn't have been more than 10 new people listed there. Either a lot of people pay for accounts, browse anonymously, or they count views really weird.

3/12/2013 11:45:29 PM

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"I bet the both of them are a barrel of monkeys trolling the likes of Garner for affection..."

i dont see much wrong with girl on the left being a referee for halloween, er, i guess just showing off her tits for a miller lite paycheck

the one on the right though...with the neck bruises and joker lipstick...probably pretty cray

3/12/2013 11:54:21 PM

Quote :

"Do you think the Texas Rattlesnake has ever been on one of these sites?"

LOL

3/12/2013 11:56:04 PM

When is the last time you knew a cray without the other friend being pretty cray as well?

also, wonky nose.

[Edited on March 13, 2013 at 12:18 AM. Reason : k]

3/13/2013 12:17:33 AM

3/13/2013 12:22:37 AM

I really feel like I've seen that chick's profile before if it's the one on the left. It's pretty unmemorable if so. Unlike the wonk nose.

[Edited on March 13, 2013 at 12:27 AM. Reason : k]

3/13/2013 12:26:41 AM

jocoteacher iirc

3/13/2013 12:29:27 AM

holy shit johnston county? nice.

3/13/2013 12:30:41 AM

yeah her name was joco something. Idk why she was on my shit- I don't even know where joco is.

Unrelated but its pretty funny how the only people with kids on this site are either >30 or <22 and hardcore christian with no goals and cookie cutter profiles.

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3/13/2013 10:02:54 AM

haha i got a wink from one girl who's pf name was wayyyyyyfun

she was a 23 year old single mom with a part time job at tanning salon.

but she promised she was going back to school.

3/13/2013 10:35:58 AM

Donts: single moms, iPhone in the 6 things category, the pet thing we went over, aaaand add crazy weirdo Halloween costumes...

3/13/2013 2:07:31 PM

The pet thing is the worst, and what's up with landscape pics?

3/13/2013 2:21:32 PM

It shows that they are active and want a dude who will go rock climbing with them because they totally do that all the time. I don't think the pet pics are such a huge deal.

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3/13/2013 2:22:57 PM

They don't need to mention they have a pet and post a pic of just the pet as well.

3/13/2013 2:33:29 PM

but they come in a package deal! Must Love Dogs/ Must Love Cats/ Must Love Pet Selfies

Quote :

"and what's up with landscape pics?"

i too, have hiked grandfather mountain

3/13/2013 2:36:34 PM

Case 1:

"I have a dog that I love blahblhablhablah", Picture of a poodle



Case 2:

"I would die without my dog blahblahblahblah", Picture of golden retriever




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3/13/2013 2:37:04 PM

hey...you people suck....everybody LOVES my dog!


i actually had nearly as many comments on my awesome dog picture as I did any of mine

[Edited on March 13, 2013 at 2:45 PM. Reason : sdfad]

3/13/2013 2:44:27 PM

awesome dog is equal to cleavage shots?

3/13/2013 3:02:31 PM

I have a pic of ole Trixie

but I only mentioned her once in my profile when I talked about things I do with my time

3/13/2013 3:04:03 PM

^^what can i say....my dog is more awesome than boobs

3/13/2013 3:06:55 PM

thats sad

3/13/2013 3:07:23 PM

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"i actually had nearly as many comments on my awesome dog picture as I did any of mine "

And how many of those on yours were from sunshine guy?

3/13/2013 3:11:25 PM

oh snap, calling her out

3/13/2013 3:12:39 PM

^^most of them

3/13/2013 4:29:38 PM

OKCupid protip: Ignore match percent, just sort by who's new and try to get the best looking ones before someone else does

3/13/2013 4:36:36 PM

Whats with all the ref costumes? Is that from a movie or something?

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3/13/2013 5:19:31 PM

^^Truth. If you have a solid profile, you have to message newer attractive girls before they get tired of opening an inbox full of creepy messages. Strike while the iron is hot.

3/13/2013 5:34:11 PM

While at the same time you can ignore match % and date someone (had an ex on there once and it was like 30%), I wouldn't think you're going to find something that lasts. The only way to ignore match % is if you're not seriously looking for something.

otherwise, pretty solid advice.

3/13/2013 6:59:11 PM

just read the questions about sex, its a really easy way to exclude some and target your energy

3/13/2013 7:11:50 PM

Anybody ever rated somebody drunk and have them message you when you're sober, then you renege on that rating?

I know this dude that did once.

3/13/2013 7:13:32 PM

^^^I met my fiancee on there and we were a 60-some match %

So many of the questions could have a gray area answer and require you to pick a single option that I never found match % to mean much. I had some really bad dates with 90+% matches.

3/13/2013 10:02:10 PM

Well a lot of the questions are asinine anyway. I'm assuming they're basing all this match % off that, so you guys win in most cases.

3/13/2013 10:39:14 PM

i always assume extremely attractive girls who initiate interest first are totally catfishing and either fat trolls or BigEgo


especially when you are hot and 100+ miles away.

3/14/2013 8:46:27 AM

lol great what do you think when I message you?

3/14/2013 8:54:28 AM

lol, i know you. and you aren't hiding anything. especially a penis.

3/14/2013 8:55:29 AM

no but I'll hide yours

3/14/2013 8:56:29 AM

and how do you even set up a date with someone that far away without coming off as a creeper?

sure i'll drive 1.5 hours to meet you for a drink. or lets meet in some bumfuck middle town and mozy up to the bar at the local Applebees

3/14/2013 9:00:54 AM