agreed.

8/15/2009 2:47:05 PM

dangit i can't find my 99% Expert RB picture and i wanted to brag and post it here

8/15/2009 2:47:37 PM

I don't want a fuck buddy though. I want someone who makes the earth move. I suppose that's asking a lot. I want it all. Perhaps I should just ignore all guys and stay single forever.

8/15/2009 2:50:11 PM

where is the fun in that (ignoring guys and staying single)??

8/15/2009 2:50:58 PM

A glass of red wine at 2:52pm... What did CA do to me?

V when I'd go out for State football games, sometimes I'd have to start drinking at the bar at 9am... but so did all the other fans of east coast schools...

[Edited on August 15, 2009 at 2:54 PM. Reason : x]

8/15/2009 2:52:41 PM

especially since it is only 11:52 cali time

8/15/2009 2:53:47 PM

I love dating. But I hate the whole "I'm just not that into you" bit.

And I really like my neighbor. We have an amazing mental/emotional/physical connection. We have gone to dinner/movies/wakeboarding a few times. But he's my neighbor and he's 17 yrs older than me.

Bad news bears. But he's like a magnet.

8/15/2009 2:54:37 PM

CAMEL

TOE

8/15/2009 3:06:22 PM

FO

SHO

8/15/2009 3:42:35 PM

JEW

FRO

8/15/2009 3:49:58 PM

I just masturbated for the first time in 25 days

8/15/2009 4:00:49 PM

Man, you probably could have jizzed a mural, assuming you have two-toned jizz, in which case, get that shit checked out.

8/15/2009 4:02:05 PM

Didn't say i didn't E-JACK over that period

8/15/2009 4:05:07 PM

how someone so sexy in one character can be THIS GUY in another



[Edited on August 15, 2009 at 4:13 PM. Reason : ]

8/15/2009 4:13:02 PM

Ben Stiller sucks.

8/15/2009 4:14:21 PM

I'm talking about Alexander Skarsgard playing Meekus from Zoolander...the guy in the green

aka, Eric Northman on True Blood

8/15/2009 4:15:51 PM

my phone does not work anymore

but i still wanna go see a movie tonight (yes you)

8/15/2009 4:22:48 PM

Yo ho. A pirate's life for me.

8/15/2009 4:26:48 PM

danny got the big one

8/15/2009 4:36:13 PM

time to clean the house i guess

8/15/2009 4:41:32 PM

Eurotrip

8/15/2009 4:56:15 PM

tiger woods really needs to pick it up.. they catching up to him

8/15/2009 5:30:09 PM

i don't know if eating is going to make me feel better or worse.

i hope better

mmmm cheeseburger and pickles and pepperoni

8/15/2009 5:31:03 PM

^better.. food always helps

8/15/2009 5:32:22 PM

we are grilling out so there will also be beer. beer and grease. ahhhh. but i think that is the cure. if i just get drunk again i won't be able to feel my headache........until tomorrow

8/15/2009 5:33:45 PM

I want a kayak

8/15/2009 5:34:10 PM

about how fucking cute my dog is

and how i really want some an iced coffee

and how EXCITED i am about my new purse with a chihuahua in a space suit on it OMIGOD I LOVE LIFE

8/15/2009 5:34:47 PM

^^^grilling out and beer? DEFINITELY better... im jealous

8/15/2009 5:36:50 PM

i think i'm going to make a bleu cheese burger (or white cheddar cheese burger). maybe with bacon. and i'm going to get chips and dip and pickles.

i have to get pepperoni because i need a snack while the food is cooking and everything is getting set up.

i was also thinking maybe avocado - possibly for the burger and also for guac. mmm.

8/15/2009 5:38:39 PM

you realize by describing it in great detail you're not helping me any right?!?!

8/15/2009 5:43:44 PM

where is my FykalJpn!

and better yet, where is my money

8/15/2009 5:52:54 PM

you tried to talk to me last night


what's up?

8/15/2009 5:53:25 PM

not dementia
not alzheimer's
not
a
toomah

...wtf

8/15/2009 6:04:58 PM

dick

8/15/2009 6:09:29 PM

pussay

8/15/2009 6:11:46 PM

FUCK YES BRAD

8/15/2009 6:12:06 PM

finally! the moment i have been waiting for has arrived: time to shower! and i think i can do so without vomiting! hurray!

8/15/2009 6:12:59 PM

pizza

8/15/2009 6:14:08 PM

tomato pie

8/15/2009 6:15:26 PM

Quote :

"you realize by describing it in great detail you're not helping me any right?!?! "

so what kind of cheese should i get

8/15/2009 6:29:29 PM

FUCK I'M BORED... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

8/15/2009 6:36:57 PM

same here. at least its a slow day @ work

8/15/2009 6:55:44 PM

cook fajitas, or go out...

tough call

8/15/2009 7:04:03 PM

Quote :

"I want a kayak"

me too! been wanting one for a while now

8/15/2009 7:05:34 PM

I've been over two weeks without even a sip of alcohol.
My husband brought a bottle of whiskey home two nights ago for himself and looking at what's left over is *killing* me.

8/15/2009 7:09:11 PM

facebook

8/15/2009 7:44:35 PM

Marble Garden Zone.

8/15/2009 7:45:08 PM

PASSED

OUT

DOG

8/15/2009 8:19:51 PM

really want that car gone

8/15/2009 8:32:56 PM

set em up

8/15/2009 8:42:40 PM