Scotieb24 pulled a hammy, out 2-3 weeks

3/8/2013 8:39:48 PM

so I hope this blue hair dye gives my hair a tint or I'm gonna feel really stupid

3/8/2013 8:43:38 PM

was feeling rushed when i got off work and wanted to head straight to the park to play basketball, so i didn't take the time to wrap my right ankle... of course i rolled my right ankle and it hurts like crazy...
why was i being so lazy?!?!

3/8/2013 8:48:39 PM

So happy to be in bed early

3/8/2013 9:19:16 PM

I was way sleepy at like 7 yet am very awake now. I wish I could either will myself to sleep or not have an alarm set for 5:55.

3/9/2013 12:36:46 AM

3/9/2013 12:53:15 AM

Quote :

"My cat just fell in the bathtub. lololol"

post is worthless without animated gif

3/9/2013 1:23:04 AM

Getting up before 7 wasn't so hard today. Funny how it's easier on non-work days.

3/9/2013 7:54:25 AM

^

3/9/2013 8:00:34 AM

Srsly. But pre-6 is still a bit much for me.

Sorry I didn't have a video camera handy while I was in the bath

3/9/2013 8:13:59 AM

Me either.

3/9/2013 8:19:13 AM

i've been up working since 4...

you people are wienies!

3/9/2013 8:38:45 AM

Is motorboating more or less intimate than kissing.

3/9/2013 8:43:48 AM

depends...

shirt on or shirt off?

3/9/2013 8:47:01 AM

I don't blame that guy for throwing shit on the court. Wanted to do the same myself many times.

3/9/2013 4:13:00 PM

hmmm....:-/

3/9/2013 4:23:38 PM

about girls 'n' stuff

3/9/2013 4:36:35 PM

Actually got hit on at work by a guy younger than 50. Probably cause my boobs are hanging out.

3/9/2013 5:08:42 PM

I wouldn't mind being stuck here

3/9/2013 7:53:52 PM

Fuuuuuuuuu. Gotta wait 90 more minute to my bread is done baking

3/9/2013 7:55:20 PM

this fantasy baseball draft is taking for-fucking-ever.

3/9/2013 8:06:24 PM

For real for real, may be stuck in Rodanthe hahahaha

3/9/2013 10:00:37 PM

sometimes i want to do the drugs.... i feel left out

3/9/2013 10:50:40 PM

Friend spazzed out and said something along the lines of "I'm just so glad I have YOU, a white asshole, to tell me, yeah you a white guy, to make sure that I pay my tab". He fell asleep at the table we were at and I had gone to the bathroom so I wanted to make sure he remembered we were about to go.

It sucks that some people are angry drunks, they make your night out suck.

Oh well, made sure to send him back on his way towards his apartment and get him off of the boat as we got off (if he had waited til the next stop he'd have had a shorter walk, but he wasn't able to stay awake while sitting down by that point, had to make sure he was safe!). He won't remember any of this tomorrow.

3/9/2013 11:04:01 PM

Jt snl!

3/9/2013 11:29:36 PM

just found a stray dog and found the owner on craigslist and they came and got her....feels good

3/9/2013 11:51:31 PM

^nice!

Gotta love getting a call from the sensaphone at work telling me there's a problem with the cooling system in the lab at 6:40am. 3 hours of sleep isn't enough.

3/10/2013 8:37:20 AM

Apparently these are the lessons of the "Pick-Up Artist" community:

Quote :

"Seventh lesson: get sexual. ... Eighth lesson: to defeat last minute resistance, just keep going. ... Lesson eleven, always push for the lay. Even if you want more than just sex with a girl."

:wat" http://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/nskft/fr_date_lay_learned_about_what_makes_a_good_date/

3/10/2013 9:22:46 AM

Yep. Stuck.

3/10/2013 9:36:15 AM

I really wish I hadn't forgotten sunscreen yesterday. Looks like we'll be pushing back our engagement photos a few weeks.

3/10/2013 10:26:28 AM

time to go play ball at the gym.. this time.. i wrapped my ankles, lol


i usually wake up early anyway, but for some reason this hour ahead is really kicking my ass this morning...

3/10/2013 10:30:03 AM

Any online pizza deals?

3/10/2013 7:46:25 PM

ugh

3/10/2013 7:58:49 PM

is NC 12 closed?

3/10/2013 8:04:34 PM

Finally a way to get booze into breakfast http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/scrambled-eggs-with-havarti-and-wine/35948e92-9490-4b03-8cf4-fa31f72e0de6

3/10/2013 9:13:55 PM

getting ready to experience a sensory overload at Excision!

3/10/2013 9:17:30 PM

Quote :

"is NC 12 closed?"

it was. they opened our section at 2, so we finally were able to hit the road at 3.

ugh is for work, heh

3/10/2013 9:26:26 PM

I was desperately craving a dessert so I pieced together some cranberries from the freezer with an apple and some lemon juice and made a crisp.

It's baking now, so hopefully I did something right lol

3/10/2013 9:40:57 PM

My co-worker taught me a recipe for a cranberry apple crisp that is amaaaazing. It has a little oatmeal crumbly topping.

3/10/2013 9:58:07 PM

I made a crumbly topping

share your recipe for the next time!

3/10/2013 10:01:44 PM

beer. sweet beer

3/10/2013 11:08:05 PM

man, took me almost 5 minutes just to try and get bits of kernal off from under my gum

3/11/2013 12:25:08 AM

thinking about...

not much :3

3/11/2013 1:08:18 AM

I thought I would be much less stressed by now than this time last year

Yeah, nope.

3/11/2013 6:36:08 AM

dammit. this is going to be a long damn week

3/11/2013 6:58:27 AM

how the hell did my mood go from just fine to complete shit in about 20 minutes time?

3/11/2013 9:03:13 AM

^sometimes work'll do that to ya

sorry

3/11/2013 9:03:53 AM

doesn't help that i have a coworker that keeps fucking ESPN radio going all goddammed day - luckily i think i'm getting out of this office as of next monday but jesus he sucks

3/11/2013 9:08:37 AM

MIKE AND MIKE IN THE MORNING

Its the sports show for bob the plumber packed with 3rd grade humor

3/11/2013 9:19:44 AM

that's what i listen to all morning, then whatever bullshit he puts on in the afternoon.....

sigh.

3/11/2013 9:29:02 AM