ugh...i wish i could be more excited about this job offer. instead...it is stressing me out.

3/18/2013 5:18:29 PM

team meetings are so pointless

3/18/2013 5:49:47 PM

jesus- what the hell was that? probably a good thing that wasn't going to work out...

3/18/2013 6:08:09 PM

SO COLD RIGHT NOW

3/18/2013 8:45:22 PM

Why won't you go to sleep? You cannot possibly still be hungry.

3/18/2013 9:18:40 PM

PUKE EVERYWHERE

JESUS SAVE ME

3/18/2013 9:19:32 PM

Mario Kart music in my head :3

3/18/2013 9:29:04 PM

want to cuddle

3/18/2013 11:24:18 PM

3/19/2013 1:05:01 AM

^^I feel like you could make that happen

3/19/2013 8:50:08 AM

Tempted to drop the kid off in my PJs. Not because I want to go back to sleep, but bc I'm just not ready to get dressed yet.

3/19/2013 8:54:48 AM

gm

3/19/2013 8:56:59 AM

arrive late to work and the boss' car isn't in the parking lot yet

3/19/2013 9:15:27 AM

not going to fix this mistake... and it's gonna be a doozy.

3/19/2013 9:18:50 AM

ugh...i wish i had more energy.

3/19/2013 11:14:39 AM

"Hope that helps!" is internetese for "I completely ignored your situation and inserted a tangentially connected anecdote about my own life," I think.

3/19/2013 11:24:27 AM

holly shit Sara Jean Underwood

3/19/2013 11:58:14 AM

of all people, you should know better gunzz

Quote :

"useless without pics"

3/19/2013 12:13:27 PM

3/19/2013 12:22:50 PM

Quote :

"holly shit Sara Jean Underwood"

Is there a new bad-ass photo shoot of her or did you just discover her?

3/19/2013 12:24:12 PM

Name is familiar but I just discovered her

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3/19/2013 12:24:35 PM

^^NO....i was just looking at her shoot in that fine red dress.

when she left The Show i stopped watching lol

3/19/2013 12:25:47 PM

holy fuck

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3/19/2013 12:26:31 PM

I think I am losing my mind. I was just scrolling through the tabs I have open for some work stuff, and I found a tab for a porn site I have never even heard of. It's a fresh page, but I swear I haven't opened any random porn links in a new tab this morning. Except apparently I did? Because there's no other way it could have gotten there. But really, I haven't even been to any sites that would have linked to porn in the first place. WHAT.

3/19/2013 12:59:53 PM

i had such high hopes for these shoes and this bean dip...

both are highly disappointing

3/19/2013 1:04:55 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-who-should-not-be-allowed-to-use-the-internet

[Edited on March 19, 2013 at 1:12 PM. Reason : so much fail]

3/19/2013 1:09:34 PM

I love buzzfeed

except every time I go there I spend like 3 hours dicking around

3/19/2013 1:19:26 PM

I should of ate a second cookie

3/19/2013 1:20:19 PM

http://www.lazyhusbandapp.com/

3/19/2013 3:22:15 PM

Mehhhhh I don't wanna work tonight...mmehhhhh

3/19/2013 4:28:11 PM

http://www.wral.com/census-record-1-in-3-us-counties-are-now-dying/12219780/

I just can't fathom Raleigh having 1.2 million people. Just seems much smaller than that.

3/19/2013 4:28:25 PM

i swear i had these

3/19/2013 4:36:39 PM

^. Woah, that lady's dick is huge

3/19/2013 4:42:14 PM

Its pretty cool that she can levitate just based on how big her dick is. I feel a little insecure now

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3/19/2013 4:44:01 PM

North Korea just put out a porno for war with us.

3/19/2013 5:47:20 PM

So much turmoil and change this year so far. I hope it settles somewhat soon.

3/19/2013 5:53:56 PM

I swear Pandora knows as soon as I start doing dishes or cutting raw meat.

Are you still listening?

3/19/2013 6:37:02 PM

There is a kid playing in the tourney right now that has played basketball at my house back in the day.

3/19/2013 7:28:11 PM

Had a dream last night about sawahash's legendary rack. Now, I'm debating on whether or not to seduce her, so I can break her and her man up. Then.... Party time for the old EMCE

3/19/2013 7:33:35 PM

He would probably gladly let you take me off his hands!

3/19/2013 7:36:24 PM

3/19/2013 7:37:18 PM

I thought they already split?

3/19/2013 8:21:20 PM

^

3/19/2013 9:28:30 PM

Justin Timberlake's "Mirror" sounds a lot like "Cry me a River"

3/19/2013 9:36:06 PM

I guess I'm just asking for it....

3/20/2013 5:59:54 AM

gm

3/20/2013 7:17:18 AM

Fuck it.

[Edited on March 20, 2013 at 7:53 AM. Reason : ]

3/20/2013 7:49:45 AM

Everyone keeps mentioning how it's the first day of spring and it's only gonna be in the 50s today...


WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT???

3/20/2013 9:15:29 AM

Quote :

"I swear Pandora knows as soon as I start doing dishes or cutting raw meat. Are you still listening?"

Spotify doesn't pull that shit.

Also, I went to the new library last night, on a date, and it was awesome.

3/20/2013 10:08:29 AM

^woot!

3/20/2013 10:12:39 AM