^^nailed it.

4/9/2013 4:46:50 PM

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"Let us say that I provided non-sexual entertainment for a group of people that she was included in. Money was not expected and is definitely 100% not customary. LastInACC I've decided to take your advice. I will report back in a few days."

let us know when/where this "entertainment" will be occurring in the future. kthxbye.

4/9/2013 4:50:41 PM

no kidding. hook us up with the booga shooga

4/9/2013 4:52:18 PM

Quote :

"I really have to poop, but I'd rather wait until I get to my gf's place tonight because she has MUCH nicer toilet paper than the crap I have layin' 'round this place."

i hope she is a Cottonelle girl

4/9/2013 10:10:15 PM

Eww cottonelle? I like my girls to be cha cha cha charmin.

[Edited on April 10, 2013 at 12:14 AM. Reason : .]

4/10/2013 12:14:39 AM

fuck yeah, i like the ripples.

4/10/2013 8:16:55 AM

I like angel soft

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4/10/2013 8:57:53 AM

charmin ftw

4/10/2013 8:58:25 AM

charmin in the blue package. we had the charmin in the red package when i was a kid, but i went to the blue when i got to college and it changed my life.

4/10/2013 8:59:49 AM

Cottonelle in the purple package

4/10/2013 9:04:16 AM

Blue package Charmin is like wiping your ass with an egyptian cotton bath towel.

4/10/2013 9:06:29 AM

Do you 3 have trouble reading?

4/10/2013 9:08:50 AM

go fuck yourself

4/10/2013 9:10:34 AM

I'm switching to charmin

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4/10/2013 9:12:13 AM

blue package Charmin or Angel Soft Ultra

4/10/2013 9:20:17 AM

4/10/2013 9:55:48 AM

I refuse to buy Charmin because I hate those stupid fucking bears in the commercials. LEARN TO WIPE YOUR ASS, CUB.

4/10/2013 12:40:05 PM

seriously you guys? if you don't wipe your ass with these you need to gtfo

4/10/2013 12:50:26 PM

i don't even know what's happening in this thread.

4/10/2013 12:52:10 PM

oh I have the cottenelle wipes on my toilet too

but if you don't have this as the trifecta, you're doing it wrong

4/10/2013 12:57:59 PM

Quote :

"seriously you guys? if you don't wipe your ass with these you need to gtfo"

ask Restricted what happens when you only wipe with those. I like them, but you can't use them all the time or your butt will get "soft". You won't be able to handle the times when your stuck with single ply sandpaper

4/10/2013 1:20:25 PM

I rather enjoyed Restricted's soft asshole.

4/10/2013 1:22:15 PM

you obviously use the wipes and then dry off with the charmin.

also i have never heard of those drop things before

4/10/2013 1:23:40 PM

I wipe my ass with my gf's hands

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4/10/2013 1:28:26 PM

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"Ok, here goes. I want to bwn dropdeadkate. Not because I'm particularly attracted to her or anything.... In fact I bet her nipples stink or some shit like that. I want to bwn her because I think that she would let me wear a pair of Hulk Hands while I was hitting it dogggstyle. HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH! HULK SMASH!"

4/10/2013 3:26:46 PM

I promise thats not me

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4/10/2013 3:27:13 PM

wow bigman

wow

4/10/2013 3:28:38 PM

there are like, at best 10 users active at any given time on TWW

it can't be difficult to figure out who is confessing what

4/10/2013 3:35:27 PM

Who's fault is that?

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4/10/2013 3:36:27 PM

Quote :

"Who's fault is that?"

but then who was fault

4/10/2013 3:36:44 PM

You need a time out

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[Edited on April 10, 2013 at 3:40 PM. Reason : outside the basement]

4/10/2013 3:40:21 PM

Quote :

"LEARN TO WIPE YOUR ASS, CUB."

This made me lol hard for some reason.

4/10/2013 4:14:03 PM

I read that without the "lol" and was like

4/10/2013 4:15:20 PM

4/10/2013 4:18:45 PM

^^hahahahaha

4/10/2013 4:28:17 PM

I lol'd when i read HULK SMASH.

GG

4/10/2013 4:53:28 PM

Anybody got a Friday night confession?

4/12/2013 10:30:22 PM

PM random people freshmonkey with confessions :3

4/12/2013 10:36:07 PM

Quote :

"I recently got my phone stolen. This kid came up to me and asked me to borrow his phone. Anyway, I let him, and he dialed this number: 916.576.9633. He then took off on foot after I asked for my phone back. After going through the hassle of cancelling my service, getting IT to wipe all my information off my phone, and then having to check my phone bill to make sure he didn't do anything stupid, I called the number to see who it was and to hopefully get my phone back. The number dialed was his brother, and that guy is an absolute piece of shit who told me to "charge it to the game." So go ahead internet, give this asshole a ring for me. 916.576.9633 He told me that his name was Steve. Somehow, I don't believe him. But I call him every couple of hours or so just to fuck with him. "

4/15/2013 9:51:38 PM

^I signed him up for some premium text and got him to buy a justin bieber wallpaper and taylor swift ringtone.

4/15/2013 10:22:34 PM

http://as00.estara.com/OneCC/200106282001/mcrib/

give em hell, TWW

4/15/2013 10:27:04 PM

LOL...he didn't like me calling him.

4/15/2013 10:40:27 PM

Right idea with the automated dialer
I am now sending him all types of messages from Santa using Christmas dialers

4/15/2013 10:57:52 PM

why is that phone number associated with a Sacramento area escort service

[Edited on April 16, 2013 at 8:57 AM. Reason : http://forum.myredbook.com/user/Cacillia_TooWet]

4/16/2013 8:56:22 AM

Waiting for the AC guy at the house. Taking confessions.

4/16/2013 9:05:57 AM

to the guy who had his phone stolen...why didn't you chase this kid down and beat his ass?

4/16/2013 9:16:22 AM

http://www.prankowl.com/

4/16/2013 10:40:58 AM

to the guy who had his phone stolen...if he stole your phone, how do you know what number he dialed? i think emce just trolled some of yall.

4/16/2013 10:44:22 AM

i log into my verizon account and see all the numbers i have dialed

4/16/2013 10:49:51 AM

True. But the way that confession is written, he knew the number before the kid took off running, before he checked his phone bill.

4/16/2013 10:52:36 AM