come on man ...

4/16/2013 11:35:13 AM

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"This whole bomb thing doesn't affect me. Not even sure why I should give a shit."

4/16/2013 10:49:15 PM

it's probably just his roommate's number.

4/16/2013 10:52:52 PM

Bam...got one:

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"I live with a junkie. He has been a friend of mine for a while, but recently he's become increasingly dependent on opiates. I don't think opiates are inherently bad, whether used recreationally or for legitimate purposes, but his attitude towards them makes it clear to me that he has a serious problem. As someone who used to go in on things with others and have a good time, he has become increasingly protective over his drugs, and he's become very selfish on that side of things. I am worried, but anything that is brought up that is remotely related to his issues is seen as an attack, and it's difficult to let him know that I actually care about his well being "

I'll take more...

4/18/2013 8:15:05 AM

That reads like the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia intervention:
"i don't want him to quit, i just want him to share"

4/18/2013 8:29:07 AM

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"I know there is an unwritten code about dating your friends' exes, but is there a time limit or distance limit that would make it ok? What if they haven't been together in over five years and don't live in the same town? I've been talking to a girl who is one of my close college friend's ex. They've been apart for a long time, but he and I are still good friends. This will not end well will it?"

No. but it does raise a question. Are exes always off limits? I guess a lot depends on how long they were together, seriousness of it, etc?

4/22/2013 9:27:19 AM

if your bro has an issue with you banging someone he was banging 5 + years ago then he must be really insecure.

to me it wouldnt be an issue unless that relationship ended terribly. and i can hold a grudge depending on the situation so if it ended really badly then having her around might not be a good idea.

if it ended ok and they dont hate each other i'd say go for it.

[Edited on April 22, 2013 at 9:54 AM. Reason : sdf]

4/22/2013 9:54:27 AM

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"As someone who used to go in on things with others and have a good time, he has become increasingly protective over his drugs, and he's become very selfish on that side of things."

This is part of the heroin addiction script. The stories are all the exact same. Go online and read some, and then you'll know exactly what to expect from the guy you live with. You just get to watch the movie in slow motion.

4/22/2013 10:37:50 AM

^^Plus then you would be eskimo brothers

4/22/2013 11:44:42 AM

I think it would be weird to try and have a relationship. If you are just trying to smang it then theres plenty of other hoez unless you are in like EB2 computer lab or something

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4/22/2013 3:54:34 PM

i'll take a confession or 10

4/22/2013 3:56:05 PM

Follow up confession.

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"So I hooked up with that lady this weekend, against the warnings. What I assumed from previous conversations was that she was a coke head or something at some point. The last time I got this warning that was the case and then someone else told me that girl had tried to stab her boyfriend. Whatever wasn't trying to date. Turns out by "abort mission" he meant this new girl had been gang banged like 3 times. That would've been nice to know."

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"This guy I know had a genetic kidney disease and got a transplant. Now his cousin is getting one and I think "You guys are so fucking needy with the kidneys!""

[Edited on April 22, 2013 at 5:11 PM. Reason : Haha...second ]

4/22/2013 5:10:18 PM

What is an average number of times gangbanged?


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4/22/2013 5:34:23 PM

~0

4/22/2013 5:38:02 PM

cool. I'm making a spreadsheet

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4/22/2013 5:38:59 PM

I'd make a confession but you fuckers would probably have me thrown into a padded room.

[Edited on April 22, 2013 at 5:39 PM. Reason : ]

4/22/2013 5:39:31 PM

But its totally anonymous. PM it to me and I'll post it

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4/22/2013 5:40:21 PM

lol

4/22/2013 5:41:12 PM

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"I helped rachelmarie steal and then threw her under the bus"

Just got this one

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4/22/2013 5:42:40 PM

Somebody confess to me

4/25/2013 11:11:12 AM

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"I've only ever had sex with hispanic folks. this isn't very confession-worthy i just wanted to write it somewhere not public. "

4/26/2013 10:37:11 AM

i'll take some confessions

4/29/2013 2:36:14 PM

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" So I’m getting a serious case of 5 year itch and I think my wife is too. She mentioned the other day that she is getting tired of the same ol’ “married sex”. Our sex life has basically turned into me masturbating with her pussy. She’s not into it much anymore and spreads her legs just so I can get a nut. She’s mentioned spicing things up. I’m also tired of the “married sex”. No foreplay, no passion. She mostly just wants me to hurry up and cum. There are some nights, usually when we are slightly drunk, that things will get crazy and it will be some good damn sex, but that may be once or twice a month. Even more worrisome is I have a serious bad case of wondering eyes. Any hot chick I see I fantasize about fucking. I mean I’m really craving some strange. I’ve thought about suggesting exploring “swinger” clubs or doing some other sexually risqué activity but not sure how that would play out. TWW…..HAAALP!!"

eeek- dunno what to say to that. Maybe the other horndogs on here can offer up some advice

4/29/2013 5:48:31 PM

Just go to one of those fetish things at like Motorco. Theres gotta be mad swingers at that shit who are into weird stuff.

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4/29/2013 5:51:14 PM

As much as i could imagine myself wanting to spice things up via swinging, i couldnt see myself ever being ok with my SO going off with someone else, so i couldnt expect them to be either

4/29/2013 5:55:06 PM

You sound insecure m8. People should seperate sex, intimacy and love. The world would be better.

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4/29/2013 5:55:42 PM

put it in her butt

might buy you a week or two

4/29/2013 6:21:13 PM

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"Any hot chick I see I fantasize about fucking."

you and every other man on this planet

4/29/2013 6:42:42 PM

I have never lusted after any woman other than my fiance Alison Brie

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4/29/2013 6:59:44 PM

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"I had a free pizza offer from Papa John's that was due to expire a couple days ago. But since I'm trying to lose weight, I didn't want a pizza sitting around my refrigerator, tempting me. So it occurred to me that I could get the pizza, but instead of eating it, give it to this homeless guy that hangs out on my way to campus. Then I'd feel all warm and fuzzy and valuable for giving my pizza away to feed a hungry person. So I anyway, I got the pizza, and of course I ate the whole thing and gave absolutely none of it to anyone "

5/1/2013 4:40:12 PM

lol

5/1/2013 4:45:25 PM

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"I got turned down for a job today. Normally that wouldn't be so bad, except for the way it went down. The guy acted like they didn't want to hire anyone in the first place. If that were the case they wouldn't have had me come in several days and perform two other peoples jobs. What makes it worse is everyone was essentially telling me the two people were getting fired and I did their job much better than either one ever had. Now I just feel worthless."

HUG!!

5/1/2013 8:37:34 PM

Got my first confession...and you might wanna sit down for this one people, but it's from A GIRL.

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"I have a huge crush on this one woman that I met about a month ago. I keep getting mixed signals from her and it makes me so confused. I have never had game and I definitely don't know how to holler at a person. I am not forward at all and I won't be because I feel like she is out of my league and I am not confident enough to assume she is really into me."

5/3/2013 10:48:33 AM

meh, buck up and give it a shot. maybe she's curious and nervous. are you friends first? well then that's a tougher decision and a line you need to be sure you are ready to cross. if not, then what's the worst that could happen?

5/3/2013 11:01:25 AM

^^Have drinks with her. That usually works.

5/3/2013 3:54:38 PM

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" Who still gets blue balls at 28!? "

5/6/2013 1:30:40 AM

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"I'm not 300 fucking pounds I promise."

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this just came in

5/10/2013 2:48:39 PM

WHO THE FUCK IS COPY AND PASTING FROM MY OKC PROFILE

ASSHOLES

5/10/2013 2:50:25 PM

Confessions for me?

5/12/2013 7:26:37 PM

^

5/20/2013 3:13:38 PM

about what?

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5/20/2013 3:28:54 PM

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"I won't invite anyone over because my apartment is a mess. my friends think I hate them..but it's just me...and I don't feel like cleaning it...well I should say I clean it up rather slowly. takes me a week....cause honestly who wants to do that shit. "

5/20/2013 3:39:15 PM

fuckin gross!! who wants to live like that? can't even relax with dirty dishes in the sink.

5/20/2013 4:24:08 PM

sounds like one lazy asshole.

5/20/2013 4:26:37 PM

I don't understand why his woman isn't cleaning the shit

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5/20/2013 4:35:21 PM

if you clean up after yourself there really wont be a mess

put shit up when your done

throw shit away when your finished

wash off the dishes and put them in the washer ... typical laziness

5/20/2013 4:40:43 PM

I didn't know this thread was still going.

5/20/2013 4:41:48 PM

old people

5/20/2013 4:42:30 PM

I'll take confessions.

5/20/2013 11:59:01 PM

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" I've worked with girl for a few years now, but recently it seems we've been a teeny tiny bit flirty with me at work, and I'm unexpectedly developing a big crush on her. She's been dating this guy, who's well beneath her (uneducated, dead end job, living in a trailer on his parents land, short, goofy looking, etc.), for 5 years or so she met when she was 18 and worked in a retail store. When she first started working here a few years back, she claimed she loved this guy but wasn't in love with him. He wants to get married but she is adamant she doesn't believe in marriage... We both need to get new cell phones, so we made tentative plans to go phone shopping together this weekend. We've never hung out together outside of work before. I also just ended a year long relationship a few months ago. What's going on here tww... Is she testing the waters? Am i sailing towards friend zone??"

5/25/2013 3:13:23 PM