Shirley, my car died. It might be time to lay her to rest and get something more youthful. I'm so broke. I'm gonna be without a car for a while. I wish I had to boyfriend to chauffeur me around or even help pay for a new car.....

12/28/2008 11:31:42 PM

you rang?

12/28/2008 11:33:57 PM

hey. will you be my boyfriend?

12/28/2008 11:35:07 PM

sure!

but do you think you can handle all of this?












cause I come hardcore, son!

12/28/2008 11:45:02 PM

i don't know if i'm worthy

12/28/2008 11:48:55 PM

12/28/2008 11:50:24 PM

i <3 four loko

[Edited on December 29, 2008 at 12:03 AM. Reason : spelled it wrong, damnit]

12/28/2008 11:50:36 PM

I don't want to like Kanye but fuck if my head doesn't bob like we the same color....

12/28/2008 11:51:35 PM

^^^^is pluto trying to do goatse in that photo?

12/28/2008 11:51:51 PM

one would think maximum grasping power is acquired with claws....

alas, butt cum is a very slippery surface

12/28/2008 11:59:26 PM

bored outta my minddddddddddddddddddddddddd

12/29/2008 12:03:58 AM

bigger than the four maxed and a whole percent more alcohol!

12/29/2008 12:04:12 AM

WOW!


life is a cycle

12/29/2008 12:14:46 AM

no, life is a highway


i wanna ride it




all night long

12/29/2008 12:16:03 AM

nah if you read my stupid blogs on myspace


(which you cant because i deleted most of them)

then you'd realize life is a cycle

12/29/2008 12:18:59 AM

i don't have a myspace anymore, my boss in cary was told about some compromising pictures of me and one of the vets, so i took it down

12/29/2008 12:20:18 AM

haha I wondered what happened to it

12/29/2008 12:21:02 AM

so i had a "dirty santa" christmas party, where you draw names to pick gifts and can steal them and such, and everyone brought "dirty" presents. me and the doc were playing beer pong against two boys and we were distracting them. i was sticking one of the gifts (an oversized rubber dildo) out of my pants and she was mooning them...some chick who didn't get invited to the party saw a picture posted by one of my friends and she went running to the boss and they almost fired me. it sucked.

12/29/2008 12:41:05 AM

Hot diggity. Just about got my room cleaned up entirely for the first time in about sixteen fucking months.

Yes, that long. Holy fuck. Awesome.

12/29/2008 12:41:36 AM

you sleep so much better in a clean room

12/29/2008 12:42:07 AM

I know, right? You also feel like getting up because you don't end up stepping on shit on the floor in the morning.

It's all just nice and clear. Now I should go to sleep to celebrate. Perhaps I'll down a bedtime beer just to make sure I sleep.

[Edited on December 29, 2008 at 12:46 AM. Reason : V You mean iPod Touch. iTouch sounds like a masturbation toy.]

12/29/2008 12:45:41 AM

posting from my itouch! Pretty sweet!!!!!!!

12/29/2008 12:46:20 AM

god bless discovery channel

12/29/2008 1:57:46 AM

OMGWTFBBQ I am so happy I bought this deep fryer.

<3 the plate of tater tots I have in front of me.

[Edited on December 29, 2008 at 2:15 AM. Reason : I can't wait to make these for Vix.]

12/29/2008 2:10:42 AM

So bored

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/29/2008 2:35:49 AM

ihgfvu

[Edited on December 29, 2008 at 2:55 AM. Reason : okjhol]

12/29/2008 2:47:45 AM

this day might very well suck ass

12/29/2008 7:27:19 AM

yeah it might

12/29/2008 7:37:13 AM

probably will

12/29/2008 7:39:59 AM

half day of work, nap, then football game. sounds like a plan to me.

12/29/2008 8:22:42 AM

Should I buy a 42" that I can move into my room later on or a 50"? It is gonna be 1080p regardless, and I'll be getting a really good price on it (I'm good friends with the sales manager for one of these large electronic/appliance places)

12/29/2008 9:32:39 AM

get me a laptop too ok?

12/29/2008 9:37:49 AM

^^ what prices are you getting? i'd like to get a better tv

12/29/2008 9:39:03 AM

Probably at cost + $20 or so

12/29/2008 9:57:05 AM

dont you have two tv's in your room already?

just get the 50"

also ill prolly ride with you, i wanna get some new toys too

12/29/2008 9:59:33 AM

I did have 3 at one point but now I just have one. I think I'll just go with the 50"

12/29/2008 10:04:10 AM

50 is really big once you get it into a living room...

still awesome... but reallllly big....

12/29/2008 10:08:53 AM

50" would be nice, i need to save up again.

12/29/2008 10:10:24 AM

meh, i've got a 56" in a smaller condo and it's not that bad

12/29/2008 10:11:30 AM

yeah....you really only need to sit in your neighbor's living room to actually see the whole thing

12/29/2008 10:12:35 AM

that's the only downside

12/29/2008 10:13:02 AM

actually i think i need a sound system first, but tv after that

12/29/2008 10:13:21 AM

that and it makes Dr. Mario a bitch to play

12/29/2008 10:13:43 AM

lol, dr mario ftw

12/29/2008 10:14:11 AM

pfft

8bit nes on a 56" is the jam

it's just a little bit neasueating (sp)

12/29/2008 10:14:11 AM

that I am so glad I took a half-day today. only about an hour and a half left before it's liquor time

12/29/2008 10:14:32 AM

yeah....

i always like to feel like i'm going to puke when i'm playing duck hunt

12/29/2008 10:14:45 AM

duck hunt wont work on a large flat screen

durh

[Edited on December 29, 2008 at 10:15 AM. Reason : but SRS marble madness will make you spew]

12/29/2008 10:15:23 AM

I'm not taking a lunch so technically I could leave at 4....but with the game starting at 3 I think I'll sneak out at 3:30 or something.

12/29/2008 10:17:05 AM

im dvr'n that shiiii

12/29/2008 10:18:08 AM