I was going to text jen for coffee
but GV is closed
so I'll make my own

I'm so glad I bought myself that coffee maker <3

12/30/2008 11:19:29 AM

dammit, I wanted GV's vanilla latte

and I get outta work at 2pm tomorrow, time to start party planning!

12/30/2008 11:20:32 AM

men

12/30/2008 11:26:25 AM

women

12/30/2008 11:27:05 AM

thank god we only work til noon tomorrow

12/30/2008 11:31:19 AM

I like getting PMs

12/30/2008 11:31:46 AM

...about the only downside of sex without condoms

12/30/2008 11:33:56 AM

gross

12/30/2008 11:34:41 AM

it's the same 15 guys every day flirting with the same 4 girls on here every day......hahahahha

12/30/2008 11:35:45 AM

oh, this is delicious

/wendy's dude

12/30/2008 11:47:44 AM

a diva is a name for a female hustlaaaaaaa

12/30/2008 11:51:47 AM

^i looked that up in a thesaurus, i don't think that is correct

12/30/2008 11:53:15 AM

dudes I fucked while single

12/30/2008 11:53:52 AM

sometimes you're just in the mood to listen to Akon, Duran Duran, Oasis and Royce da 5'9"

today is one of those days

12/30/2008 11:54:43 AM

Quote :

"a diva is a name for a female hustlaaaaaaa"

I heard that this morning on the way to work. I was like OH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

12/30/2008 11:55:06 AM

i think i need more meds

12/30/2008 11:56:13 AM

i could scream right now

12/30/2008 11:57:56 AM

He is perfect.

12/30/2008 12:27:16 PM

Agreed.

12/30/2008 12:43:12 PM

debating whether or not i should go to greensboro today or tomorrow

12/30/2008 12:44:37 PM

tired.... and the day isn't even close to being over....

12/30/2008 12:50:03 PM

i dont want to beg for your time

12/30/2008 12:50:20 PM

time to knock out upstairs temps

12/30/2008 1:01:50 PM

mama i just need your morphine

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/30/2008 1:02:48 PM

well fuck a duck

12/30/2008 1:18:33 PM

12/30/2008 1:21:36 PM

still bored, and still no basketball... booooooooooooo

12/30/2008 1:22:22 PM

EPIC FAIL

Quote :

"Bad recycling: Pay stub used as bank robbery note Posted: Dec. 29 6:03 p.m. Updated: Dec. 29 6:06 p.m. CHICAGO — The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot." The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address. The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison."

12/30/2008 1:22:38 PM

i dont know where i want to get my tattoo

12/30/2008 2:08:22 PM

i didnt know that qntmfred had a jew fro

12/30/2008 2:10:31 PM

ugh

12/30/2008 2:11:53 PM

It's a requirement for being qntm.

12/30/2008 2:12:03 PM

canteen dooky rope

12/30/2008 2:21:05 PM

Quote :

"a diva is a name for a the female version of a hustlaaaaaaa"

There...fixed it for ya. And I like this song...a lot.

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 2:21 PM. Reason : .]

12/30/2008 2:21:15 PM

hmm

well i guess i "completed" all i had planned on today

12/30/2008 2:22:27 PM

i really hope i dont feel like this until thursday

12/30/2008 2:23:36 PM

its called a hangover

12/30/2008 2:25:37 PM

not at all

12/30/2008 2:26:26 PM

^ What's wrong then??

12/30/2008 2:28:03 PM

fuck you ups

tracking says my package arrived at the receiving station, 15 miles from my house yesterday morning at 3am.

it makes no goddamned sense why the delivery date has been rescheduled for Friday.

Sure it was originally scheduled for today, but what happened while it's been sitting down the street that has made it undeliverable yesterday, today, tomorrow, (i'm assuming you're not delivering thursday)?

12/30/2008 2:28:10 PM

^thats pretty lame...maybe they got a half a day or something today

12/30/2008 2:30:08 PM

I'm so sore from jogging. But it's been so nice outside that I can't resist going.

12/30/2008 2:42:33 PM

boreddddddddddddd

12/30/2008 2:47:14 PM

ALL THE POEPLE SEEN THE LEPRACHAUN SAY YEEEAHHH

12/30/2008 3:17:08 PM

I have already cleaned my office and been through my drawers and spent an hour in my co-worker's office shooting the shit. I am beyond out of stuff to do unless I start stabbing myself with paper clips or something.

12/30/2008 3:41:17 PM

make a paperclip necklace

12/30/2008 3:41:51 PM

Quote :

"I have already cleaned my office and been through my drawers and spent an hour in my co-worker's office shooting the shit. I am beyond out of stuff to do unless I start stabbing myself with paper clips or something."

i did all thats last week when it was slow which has left me with nothing to do these past two days thank god i leave at noon tomorrow

12/30/2008 3:45:29 PM

OK so I did just actually make a paper clip necklace.

It's not nearly as cool as my toilet paper scarf from a couple weeks ago. But at least then I had an excuse ...

Maybe I'll make something out of mini post-it notes.

12/30/2008 3:46:59 PM

idk i hate wasting post its...paper clips and staples are one thing but post its i hate wasting

12/30/2008 3:51:13 PM

3131

12/30/2008 3:53:15 PM