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"who uses "With kind intention" as their valediction?"

Nigerian princes?

4/18/2013 8:23:08 AM

Got goosebumps watching man of steel trailer!!

4/18/2013 9:19:48 AM

Very productive morning! Got a new drivers license and changed my name on all my bank records all by 9:30

4/18/2013 9:45:34 AM

http://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20130418/new-york-city/parents-ditching-diapers-potty-train-tots-sinks-city-streets

4/18/2013 10:21:32 AM

Acknowledgment would be nice, especially when money is involved

4/18/2013 11:21:42 AM

^^^changing identity shortly after a bombing, ricin letter mailing spree, and fertilizer plant explosion...



:: Hello, FBI?.... Yes, I have something you may want... ::

4/18/2013 11:36:54 AM

Nah, dude, I got married.

4/18/2013 11:38:26 AM

[Edited on April 18, 2013 at 3:53 PM. Reason : nevermind, found a pair yay]

4/18/2013 3:49:54 PM

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4/18/2013 3:55:33 PM

well that explains a lot

4/18/2013 4:16:50 PM

Ani Difranco in Sept

4/18/2013 6:29:34 PM

please someone buy my house for more than what the real estate agent says to list it at .........fuck raleigh real estate prices.

4/18/2013 7:13:16 PM

A most unfortunate URL: http://www.penisland.net/index.html

4/18/2013 7:41:35 PM

I wish you could turn off your bladder at a certain time of night...this is the 2nd time that I've been laying in bed all comfortable tonight...then I've been struck with the overwhelming need to pee.

Geez...one of the worst things ever in life. In bed comfortable ready to sleep...then BAM...time to pee

4/18/2013 9:40:43 PM

Skwinkle isn't actually normal.

4/18/2013 9:41:44 PM

Loving the 4-10s on this project until the demand picks up

4/18/2013 10:09:59 PM

I was going to come in here and post about how I really want a pet octopus, but now I am sad.

4/18/2013 11:13:43 PM

Oh how i'd love a Serval for a household companion.

4/18/2013 11:17:25 PM

Needs sleeeeeerp

4/18/2013 11:39:27 PM

Christians and gun owners claiming they are persecuted/oppressed

4/19/2013 9:29:43 AM

coffee is making my teeth dingy

4/19/2013 9:41:26 AM

so many preschools

fwmp

4/19/2013 10:23:35 AM

so anxious today

damn

also I can't avoid this damn Boston story no matter how much I try...I need to put on some headphones and rock out really loud so I won't hear people talking about it

4/19/2013 10:26:00 AM

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"If you weren’t in food, what career would you have liked to have tried? NG: Straight-up comedy or a singer in a rock band. I live out my fantasy by writing comedy songs, such as “I’m Never Drinking Like That Again,” “B1tch, Nobody Cares About Your Wedding Blog” and “Die Brooklyn Hipster, Die.” "

makes me want to punch Nadia G. a little less

4/19/2013 10:52:40 AM

i love nadia g

no shame

4/19/2013 11:10:41 AM

^Disgusting

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4/19/2013 11:11:57 AM

holy shit the dentist fucked me up yesterday

4/19/2013 11:12:54 AM

It hurts me to listen to her talk. Though I am basing my opinions on one episode of Chopped, because I've never seen her show. But she lays on her tough bitch character/accent way too thick, imo.

4/19/2013 11:32:28 AM

enjoying my Friday off. coffee, eggs, blogging, and now time to hit the weights for awhile.

4/19/2013 11:43:14 AM

Every hockey fan knows at least two Uncle Ruslans.

4/19/2013 12:00:24 PM

Quote :

"i love nadia g "

She's the most annoying personality on that network, and an embarrassment to the culinary profession.

4/19/2013 1:10:13 PM

I have 5 tours lined up for next week. That's a lot of days looking presentable

4/19/2013 1:21:58 PM

some people have the most annoying colors/fonts in their e-mail signature. plain & simple, please!

4/19/2013 1:57:45 PM

there's a woman that i work with that has a butterfly with a rainbow and changing colors....

4/19/2013 2:19:00 PM

OMG YOU HAVE TO SHOW IT TO MEEEE

4/19/2013 2:41:19 PM

sooooooooo
What's happening on Edward's Mill near Trinity??
Amberlamps and Fire trucks and Police have intersection blocked off

4/19/2013 3:29:48 PM

They found the 95 honda

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4/19/2013 3:35:28 PM

oh word, well I hope the suspect gets stripped naked.
I can put him in the top pasture at the vet school

4/19/2013 3:43:36 PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/jesus-this-week,32105/

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"WASHINGTON—Calling the last four days of American life just...I mean, talk about a goddamned punch in the gut, citizens across the nation confirmed today that, Jesus, this week. This fucking week, sources added. Christ. “Seriously, can we wrap this up already?” Maryland resident James Alderman told reporters, echoing the thoughts of all 311 million Americans, who have just about reached their weekly goddamned quota for carnage, misery, confusion, heartbreak, and rage. “Because, you know, I’m pretty sure we’ve all had our hearts ripped out of our chests and stomped on enough times for one seven-day period, thank you very much.” “Man oh man,” Alderman added, shaking his head. “Can you believe this? Can you honestly believe the kind of piece-of-shit week we’re having here?” According to a new poll by the Pew Research Center, when reached for comment on this week, 93 percent of Americans responded “Okay, enough’s enough here, you have seriously got to be kidding me with this week,” with 84 percent saying “Is it Sunday yet? What? How in the hell are we only at Thursday? What the hell is going on?” and 100 percent of Americans responding “No, no, go ahead, just pile some more horrific shit on this hellish shitshow of a week. Have at it.” Following what could only be described by witnesses as the goddamned week to end all soul-crushing weeks, sources all across the nation reported that, sorry, is all this shit really happening at once? Because if all this shit is really happening at once, multiple reports verified, then this might actually be, honest to God, one of the worst weeks of all time. No joke, added anyone with a set of working eyes and ears. Of all time. “Maybe next time we have a week, they can try not to pack it completely to the fucking brim with explosions, mutilations, death, manhunts, lies, weeping, and the utter uselessness of our political system,” said basically every person in America who isn’t comatose or a complete sociopath. “You know, maybe try to spread some of that total misery across the other 51 weeks in the year. Just a thought.” “Gotta hand it to this week, though,” added the entire American populace, laughing and crying at the same time. “It’s a motherfucker.” At press time, sources confirmed that, you know what? Forget this week. 2013 as a whole can pretty much go straight to hell where it belongs."

4/19/2013 3:43:50 PM

Boston stuff & severe weather

this place is going nuts right now

4/19/2013 3:56:49 PM

um maybe i should put on clothes in case we need to GTFO

4/19/2013 5:41:02 PM

just had my first Jamba Juice

it's good, but Hillsborough St Planet Smoothie is better

4/19/2013 7:09:14 PM

sleepy time

4/19/2013 9:19:28 PM

how the fuck is my ipad louder than my laptop?

4/19/2013 9:46:28 PM

Agggh this movie is intense!!!

4/19/2013 10:57:02 PM

up and at em :/

4/20/2013 4:09:52 AM

^ had a dream about you last night. You were having lunch with what appeared to be Charlize Theron. Your hairstyle was very pretty.

4/20/2013 8:07:20 AM

I'm getting it cut today....maybe it'll end up looking like it does in your dream

4/20/2013 8:09:33 AM

Wow I'm psychic in my dreams

4/20/2013 8:10:18 AM

i think i am going to have a party today

4/20/2013 9:43:11 AM