those cupcakes you posted look amazeballs

4/22/2013 3:35:41 PM

sweet, just checked - it's tuesday, but I didn't even think about the saucer.

Thanks, DDK!

4/22/2013 3:35:56 PM

np

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4/22/2013 3:50:32 PM

Whats that rapper dude from the dominican republic or some shit? He has like one song that came out last year. I think his name starts with a T

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4/22/2013 3:56:03 PM

yea they were pretty delicious. but i need them to get out of my house so i don't eat them

I have 11 left. I figure begonias called dibs on at least 2. who wants the rest?

4/22/2013 4:42:04 PM

You can go ahead and make that 4.

You know, so I can have 3 and the bf can have 1.

4/22/2013 4:58:59 PM

we need some food trucks in raleigh



..i also wanted to let everyone know that my cling wrap doesnt cling..its bs

4/22/2013 5:00:26 PM

damnit i just want some food that isnt fried and isnt burgers...


NEED IDEAS



what food doesnt suck in north raleigh

4/22/2013 5:17:17 PM

Get some samosas faggot

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[Edited on April 22, 2013 at 5:53 PM. Reason : oh. Samosas are fried.]

4/22/2013 5:29:02 PM

4/22/2013 6:26:30 PM

I wish this anesthetic would wear off so I can eat dinner

4/22/2013 6:42:20 PM

sleepy time...


and I don't even care that it's 7

4/22/2013 7:12:34 PM

i need to find some more masculine kitchen decor. it's time.

4/22/2013 7:23:36 PM

i thought that said kitten decor.

4/22/2013 7:27:20 PM

Facebook is derping all over the place right now.

Where am I from? Really? I've been on FB since 2003 when I answered that question the first time. The 3 choices they showed me are Atlanta, Charlotte, and Nashville. WTF yo

4/22/2013 7:51:27 PM

it asked me where I went to high school the other day. I felt the same way.

4/22/2013 7:56:54 PM

WOOHOO! 82000 POSTS!

4/22/2013 10:07:46 PM

Daniel Bryan is the best.

4/22/2013 10:10:08 PM

I want to screw together those two swedes like ikea furniture

4/22/2013 10:16:13 PM

I'm now 6 posts away from 11k. Interesting.

4/22/2013 10:22:40 PM

Quote :

"I've been on FB since 2003"

find that hard to believe...

4/22/2013 10:27:56 PM

I joined facebook in 2005. Back in my day you could only have around 20 pictures and you had to be attending college to sign up. The good ole' days.


So ready for finals to be over.

4/22/2013 10:31:14 PM

^^my mistake, it was 2004 spring semester

4/22/2013 10:47:42 PM

Shit I can't believe:

It took 14 years for Things Fall Apart to go platinum.

4/22/2013 10:59:41 PM

^^ still a bit off...

[Edited on April 22, 2013 at 11:07 PM. Reason : not trying to bust balls. just get the timeline right. ]

4/22/2013 11:06:09 PM

i think i joined facebook around christmas 2004. it would be cool if they made everyone's profile go back to the original version on the day of their tenth anniversary. of course, this won't happen, because it would cost them too much monies.

[Edited on April 22, 2013 at 11:53 PM. Reason : .]

4/22/2013 11:52:38 PM

^^no, it was definitely when I was a freshman in college which was '03-'04

[Edited on April 23, 2013 at 12:28 AM. Reason : teehee get the "timeline" right ]

4/23/2013 12:27:28 AM

I could have sworn it came to State late 04 (my freshman year)

it didn't spread until that summer

4/23/2013 12:50:15 AM

I signed up Nov 2005.

[Edited on April 23, 2013 at 1:05 AM. Reason : drunkl s;loip.]

4/23/2013 1:04:31 AM

okay, upon further examination, I don't have my timeline right

I joined spring semester 2005. I thought I had clear memories of using it freshman year, but that "clarity" was overestimated

4/23/2013 1:09:32 AM

(!*@&#^&% i hate you blue cross.

4/23/2013 7:13:47 AM

facebook was definitely around in 2004, it just was called ncsu.facebook.com (or something to that effect) and was limited to the NCSU community. There were similar websites for other colleges, the full worldwide version came later.

4/23/2013 7:59:45 AM

thefacebook.com

4/23/2013 8:00:09 AM

I know it was around in 2004 because I randomly messaged Allie for the first time in early October 2004, and we went on our first date a week or two later

/nerd alert

4/23/2013 8:03:14 AM

Joined Facebook January 27, 2005

4/23/2013 8:33:15 AM

i joined around oct 04. i remember that because one of the questions asked who you were voting for in the pres. election

4/23/2013 9:18:45 AM

I joined oct/nov 2004.


Also what a pleasant visit with my mother........NOT. Geez.

4/23/2013 10:45:19 AM

this new lana del ray song makes me happy in the saddest way

4/23/2013 10:58:58 AM

4/23/2013 1:18:17 PM

Sent emails and forms to so many preschools, I'm not sure which one this response is from

4/23/2013 1:21:55 PM

edit: that shit got hacked

4/23/2013 1:24:55 PM

AP's account was hacked

4/23/2013 1:25:26 PM

somebody's not happy:

Quote :

"Listen up you little shits. I hope you didn't take the subject of this message as a sign that this would be a positive email because I am beyond pissed off at you little fuckers. Ignoring the fact that you chose One Direction to win worst band because you are irrelevant and I’m not even going to acknowledge your stupidity on that one. How could you even nominate LET ALONE CHOOSE Harry fucking CUPCAKE Styles aka MOST SELFLESS NIINETEEN YEAR OLD BOY IN THE FUCKING WORLD OF CELEBRITIES to be villain of the year. I AM BEYOND DONE WITH YOUR IRRELEVANT ASSES YOU PIECES OF SHIT. THIS IS THE SAME BOY THAT STOPS FOR ANYONE THAT ASKS FOR A PICTURE EVEN ON DAYS OFF EVEN IN THE AIRPORT AND FUCKING RESTAURANTS. HE HAS PAPARAZZI SHOVED UP HIS ASS AND THEN HE HAS TO DEAL WITH LITTLE FUCKERS LIKE YOU THAT AWARD HIM VILLAIN OF THE YEAR. THIS SAME "VILLAIN" WHO WENT TO AFRICA AND SOBBED AND POURED HIS HEART OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE BECAUSE HE WAS SO UPSET OVER THESE SICK AND HELPLESS BABIES. THAT'S REALLY HEARTLYESS IF YOU ASK ME. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DONATE A LITTLE TO COMIC RELIEF I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TEXT YES TO 70005 BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY TOO STUPID TO EVEN COMPREHEND DONATING TO A CHARITY. I BET YOU SIT AT YOUR LITTLE FUCKING MACKBOOK LIKE "OOH LOOK LETS GIVE HARRY STYLES VILLAIN OF THE YEAR BECAUSE THERE ARE PICTURES OF HIM WITH NEW GIRLS EVERY NIGHT AND HE BROKE TAYLOR'S HEART" AND THEN YOU SIGN OFF YOUR LITTLE COMPUTER LAUGHING PUT ON YOUR SPARKLY ASS UGGS AND THEN YOU GO AND GET A MANICURE. WHY DON'T YOU DONATE THAT MANICURE MONEY TO COMIC RELIEF YOU PIECES OF SHIT? THIS IS BULLSHIT. HE IS NINE MOTHERFUCKING TEEN. NINETEEN. HE IS ALLOWED TO GO ON DATES HE IS ALLOWED TO GO TO CLUBS AND GET DRUNK AND HAVE FUN BECAUSE HE IS A TEENAGER WHO UNFORTUNATELY HAS TO DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKED UP BULLSHIT. I BET YOU WERE BULLIED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER AND NOW YOU'RE ABUSING YOUR POWER TO BULLY OTHER PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT. AND IM NOT EVEN GONNA GET INTO THE CONVERSATION OF TAYLOR BECAUSE I COULD GO ON FOR DAYS AND SHE IS IRRELEVANT. BUT I AM SO SICK OF THESE FUCKING PEOPLE LIKE YOU ACTUALLY SAYING THAT IT IS ALL HARRY'S FAULT. TAKE A STEP BACK AND LOOK AT THE LITTLE CAMLETOE FOR WHAT SHE ACTUALLY IS. A PSYCHOTIC SERIAL DATER. OH WAIT REMEMBER WHEN HARRY WAS COMING HOME FROM HIS LITTLE VACATION WITH HER AFTER THEY BROKE UP I BET HE WAS REALLY UPSET AND TRYING TO GET OVER IT AND OH WAIT HE STILL TOOK THE TIME TO TAKE PICTURES WITH FANS AT THE AIRPORT. I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT YOU DISGUST ME WHY DON'T YOU TRY TELLING HARRY IN PERSON THAT HE IS VILLAIN OF THE YEAR I BET YOU CAN'T BECAUASE YOU PROBABLY MASTURBATE TO PICTURES OF HIM SECRETLY BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A MORE PERFECT, SELFLESS PERSON. SO WHAT IF THERE WAS A STRIPPER AT HIS BIRTHDAY PART?! THAT IS WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. GET DRUNK AND HAVE FUN. I BET YOU WISHED YOU WERE THAT STRIPPER BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY 500 POUNDS AND YOU SIT BEHIND A COMPUTER ALL DAY CYBER BULLYING ONE OF THE MOST MATURE TEENAGE BOYS. HE HAS HAD TO GROW UP SO FAST BUT HE IS STILL A TEENAGER LET HIM HAVE HIS FUN I AM SO OVER YOUR BULLSHIT GET A LIFE AND STOP PICKING ON OTHER PEOPLE. PEACE OUT ASSHOLES. Now you've distracted me from my homework I'm suing you if I fail. Good day."

4/23/2013 1:51:58 PM

pretty clear that it's a parody of that viral sorority letter

4/23/2013 1:59:20 PM

This year has been fucking weird

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4/23/2013 1:59:30 PM

Doubt it, since its from February of this year

[Edited on April 23, 2013 at 2:02 PM. Reason : k]

4/23/2013 2:01:59 PM

Vroom vroom

4/23/2013 4:32:24 PM

One of my best friends just had his first child!

4/23/2013 4:38:03 PM

Fuck April.

4/23/2013 5:42:47 PM

^

4/23/2013 10:19:45 PM