meff!

1/1/2009 3:41:45 PM

some kind of twilight zone marathon has completely monopolized my dvr space. i got nothing

1/1/2009 4:29:30 PM

Sweet tart candy canes are delicious.

1/1/2009 4:29:52 PM

This could be incredible

1/1/2009 5:49:38 PM

1/1/2009 6:44:55 PM

^thats not good

1/1/2009 6:46:34 PM

Usc cheerleaders

1/1/2009 6:49:54 PM

^i was just about to post the same damn thing.


FTMFW

1/1/2009 6:51:46 PM

^^^ yea i know but it is

1/1/2009 6:57:03 PM

im being stalked....

1/1/2009 6:57:11 PM

^^what happened?



and is there anything good on tv now? this game is a damn blowout

[Edited on January 1, 2009 at 6:58 PM. Reason : .]

1/1/2009 6:57:47 PM

i'm full as balls.

1/1/2009 7:05:36 PM

Quote :

"I went to bed drunk as shit at 2:30 and woke up at fucking 7AM this morning."

more like I went to bed drunk as shit at 2:30 5:30 and woke up at fucking 7AM this morning.

[Edited on January 1, 2009 at 7:22 PM. Reason : ]

1/1/2009 7:22:32 PM

looks like nba2k9 time.. there's nothing good on tv

1/1/2009 7:24:39 PM

was up till 5ish with the hiccups.. slept for two hours then woke up with them again. finally got some real sleep from like 9-1pm

that was some miserable shit

1/1/2009 7:24:53 PM

i'm thinking of shaving this beard off. what to do..

1/1/2009 7:26:37 PM

I just woke up, which means I'm going to go to bed way late and still be too tired tomorrow.

1/1/2009 7:30:30 PM

I want this to turn into a reality.

1/1/2009 7:30:35 PM

No wonder I'm chilly. It's 55 degrees in here.

1/1/2009 7:57:35 PM

I wonder if this person announcing this child abduction is a male or female

1/1/2009 8:44:23 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1/1/2009 8:53:57 PM

^^why do those announcements have to be 10 times louder than whatever was on the TV- I about shit myself when it started beeping

1/1/2009 8:58:00 PM

to make sure people have the same reaction you did

1/1/2009 9:30:12 PM

$100 for one of five test pressings of Sucks?!

1/1/2009 9:50:01 PM

Winter holiday is lovely, and I'm not looking forward to returning to work right now! Also, continue watching football or time for Guitar Hero?

1/1/2009 9:51:37 PM

I just broke my mouse's scroll wheel. Whaddya mean a $3 optical mouse isn't worth a damn?

1/1/2009 10:19:27 PM

my boss's parrot is chewing his own ankles...damnit

1/1/2009 10:34:36 PM

I spied last year's cougar at the bar last night

1/1/2009 10:36:20 PM

my new armoire

I want to show it

1/1/2009 11:26:14 PM

it hurts

1/1/2009 11:26:32 PM

[Edited on January 1, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : que?]

1/1/2009 11:37:43 PM

A GIRL

i think i'm in love

1/1/2009 11:38:10 PM

correction: 2007's

1/1/2009 11:39:41 PM

I can't sleep

1/1/2009 11:45:09 PM

I want this!

1/1/2009 11:50:49 PM

Yo Adrian!!

1/1/2009 11:51:36 PM

i really dont need that dominos that is sitting in my fridge

1/1/2009 11:54:57 PM

most of these child abduction alerts are a waste of time

they are just disgruntled parents that have lost custody rights and just wanna see their kids

1/1/2009 11:58:55 PM

fuck


why'm i getting texts from you this late if they arent boooty calls

1/1/2009 11:59:37 PM

This isn't healthy on so many levels

1/2/2009 12:00:42 AM

i miss you

1/2/2009 12:01:25 AM

I neeeeeeeeeeeed this!!

1/2/2009 12:02:50 AM

no matter how i struggle and strive
i'll never get out of this world alive

1/2/2009 12:03:54 AM

What do you need?

1/2/2009 12:04:02 AM

Um, this job opportunity....

PLZ TO LET IT WORK OUT

1/2/2009 12:04:37 AM

i dont need anything


but i feel that i would really like to talk to you

1/2/2009 12:05:37 AM

kiwi, i think you know how to land that job...

1/2/2009 12:06:01 AM

Oh, I thought you were talking to me.

CARRY ON LOVEBIRDS

[Edited on January 2, 2009 at 12:06 AM. Reason : haha ^]

1/2/2009 12:06:09 AM

holy shit

we are seeing a love re-for-the-99th-time-connection

1/2/2009 12:08:14 AM

3140

1/2/2009 12:08:18 AM