hey lady, your "baby on board" caution sign is negated by you driving >70mph in a 60mph zone and smoking with the windows up

4/29/2013 3:49:28 PM

Hey begonias, will you kick my ass into shape?

Just send me texts throughout the day telling me to put random food items down.

4/29/2013 5:11:42 PM

Send me texts asking me when I'm going to lose weight and grab my belly fat whenever you see me. I'll also need you to glare at me when we go out to eat so I'll only eat a quarter of what's on my plate. It worked well when my ex did that.

4/29/2013 5:21:05 PM

4/29/2013 5:30:19 PM

So did she get hit in the head or is it a shop job?

4/29/2013 5:31:15 PM

You'd think she'd see that coming, with her monocular vision and all.

4/29/2013 5:34:52 PM

She didn't get hit.

4/29/2013 5:38:18 PM

Think i might have made a mistake last night... dammit, i hate opening these cans of worms

4/29/2013 5:52:14 PM

Charlotte's mayor, Anthony Foxx, as Transportation Secretary? I'm just glad I bought the taller truck so I may use all of 485 now.

4/29/2013 6:02:26 PM

ok so now I'm nervous again. I finally heard back from my niece and she said she would like to get together so I just sent her a message asking her if tuesday or wednesday would be good to get coffee after work



eek!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/29/2013 6:06:54 PM

4/29/2013 6:12:44 PM

dammit all yard. i get off work at a decent time and you're too damn wet to mow.

4/29/2013 6:53:58 PM

i should really learn some fucking psychology or sociology or something.

4/29/2013 6:58:13 PM

That shit just makes you more jaded and makes you think your opinions are edgy

Im Krallum and I approved this message

4/29/2013 7:01:21 PM

maybe it wont be so bad

4/29/2013 9:22:12 PM

ok i need a female roommate that cooks and cleans..ill pay for everything
this cooking shit is getting out of hand

4/29/2013 10:08:15 PM

can i bring my husband? i like cooking.


and by cooking, i mean baking

4/29/2013 10:09:56 PM

Quote :

" dammit all yard. i get off work at a decent time and you're too damn wet to mow. "

It wasn't that bad hell I mowed today just set the height up a little bit.

4/29/2013 10:11:16 PM

I find it amusing that directv owns imewarnercable.com

4/30/2013 8:13:12 AM

4/30/2013 11:19:10 AM

4/30/2013 11:49:11 AM

awwww

4/30/2013 11:55:38 AM

puppy with a hat says turn that frown upside down.

buzzfeed has been majorly saving my ass the past few days

4/30/2013 12:04:51 PM

that's like a baby Trixie

omg

4/30/2013 12:16:02 PM

this email attachment sent from a church friend made my day

it was an assignment her daughter did at school yesterday using her vocabulary words in sentences...her writing is bad...but #6 made me cry happy tears




[Edited on April 30, 2013 at 12:28 PM. Reason : sorry it's sideways]

4/30/2013 12:26:43 PM

I'm more of a fan of #7

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/30/2013 12:35:01 PM

I refuse to believe Trixie was ever that small.

4/30/2013 12:40:14 PM

haha she was 75lbs when she was born

4/30/2013 1:41:58 PM

trolling on wral is not as easy as tww (no cursing! FUUUU) but still fun

4/30/2013 2:49:41 PM

Quote :

"ok i need a female roommate that cooks and cleans..ill pay for everything"

sounds like a sweet deal

4/30/2013 3:30:02 PM

4/30/2013 3:49:39 PM

Meg won't play me in Words With Friends

4/30/2013 4:47:22 PM

i haven't opened that app in a loooong time

i'll pull it up tonight!

4/30/2013 4:50:15 PM

she really just doesn't like you.

4/30/2013 5:17:59 PM

Just gave blood to take a break from/further delay studying for finals.
Procrastination level: Hero

4/30/2013 6:36:40 PM

yAy for 5 days off!!!!!!! hopefully i can find a new place to live during this jaunt.....

4/30/2013 7:49:00 PM

I have like 25 heads of garlic to use. What to do with them ...

I have already roasted a bunch.

4/30/2013 7:50:15 PM

Freeze em
Garlic pickles
Make garlic salt

4/30/2013 8:27:05 PM

boil 'em
mash 'em
stick 'em in a stew

4/30/2013 8:36:03 PM

Lol I was going to post that

But seriously, you could

4/30/2013 8:37:47 PM

^^ Does garlic freeze well? I'd never thought of that...

Interview tomorrow
But it might involve relocating to Florida (that's where hq is, at least, and the position doesn't say), which I'm slightly iffy about, but eh, it's a potential job, which I don't currently have

[Edited on April 30, 2013 at 8:53 PM. Reason : woop]

4/30/2013 8:52:33 PM

what's going on here

4/30/2013 9:40:05 PM

I have looked at it like five times and I can't figure out why number 6 in that picture livinproof posted is supposed to be funny.

4/30/2013 9:42:08 PM

^^^they get semi mushy when you thaw them, but still has the flavor of fresh

4/30/2013 9:44:50 PM

soaked my bone-on chicken breat in buttermilk overnight and it came out so juicy and tender. Is bone on generally more moist?

4/30/2013 9:46:34 PM

Quote :

"I have looked at it like five times and I can't figure out why number 6 in that picture livinproof posted is supposed to be funny."

That one isn't supposed to be funny so you're looking at it the wrong way. It was more of an awww moment

4/30/2013 9:49:07 PM

^^ The student stuck a get well message in with the vocab words, it's sweet

4/30/2013 10:10:46 PM

oic!

4/30/2013 10:11:35 PM

Anyone wanna move to Atlantic Beach and be my roommate?

4/30/2013 10:17:32 PM

Quote :

"soaked my bone-on chicken breat in buttermilk overnight and it came out so juicy and tender. Is bone on generally more moist?"

this is true for most meat you cook on the bone

4/30/2013 10:28:30 PM