FUCK



THAT

6/19/2013 3:15:22 PM

worth

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6/19/2013 3:15:40 PM

yea.... not watching that

6/19/2013 3:16:26 PM

Quote :

"A guy from my hometown posted a picture on Facebook of him and his groomsmen from his recent wedding. I hooked up with 4 of 5 of the dudes in the picture before even graduating from high school. I'm ashamed, but also slightly amused. "

awesome

6/19/2013 5:41:42 PM

Slut.

6/19/2013 5:47:10 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes, if I'm in a hotel room that has one of those big heater/air conditioner units against the wall, I like to turn on the air on full blast, put on a large tshirt, and stand with my back right against it, so the air fills my whole shirt, making me seem gigantic "

6/20/2013 8:23:45 AM

Who doesn't do that

6/20/2013 10:21:16 PM

^^^^Looks like someone's got some work to do on #5.

6/20/2013 10:27:04 PM

my confessional is open

6/20/2013 10:31:34 PM

bumpity bump a bump bump bump

6/28/2013 11:15:11 AM

Quote :

"Sometimes, if I'm in a hotel room that has one of those big heater/air conditioner units against the wall, I like to turn on the air on full blast, put on a large tshirt, and stand with my back right against it, so the air fills my whole shirt, making me seem gigantic ""

i used to do this all the time over the outside AC unit at my parents house when i was a kid. the next door neighbors probably thought i was a weirdo

6/28/2013 11:22:29 AM

i used to it with dresses

6/28/2013 11:32:54 AM

^^i either got that confession and forgot to post it or saw someone say the same thing on facebook. time for sleuthing! lol

6/28/2013 3:09:05 PM

I want an update from the guy who was banging his best friends wife behind his back.

6/28/2013 3:32:21 PM

Taking confessions

6/29/2013 8:18:04 PM

i'm kindof curious about trying male Brazilian waxing after watching that vid

6/29/2013 9:10:30 PM

Send me your holiday weekend confessions!

7/4/2013 8:06:50 PM

I have much to confess.

7/4/2013 8:10:32 PM

I'll take 1 confession

7/4/2013 8:11:03 PM

Ok!

7/4/2013 8:17:48 PM

Quote :

" My dad and I just had a short argument about whether or not Daniel Tosh is a n*****. Yep. "

7/4/2013 8:32:18 PM

nut sack skin is pretty tough

7/4/2013 8:39:37 PM

I too, am taking confessions

7/4/2013 10:01:54 PM

Quote :

"So, I find God to be just as terrible as the rest of TWW, but, based on what I know, his analysis of the Joie situation seems pretty spot on."

7/5/2013 10:51:51 PM

I don't mean to be rude but why? Do you have nothing else going on in your life that the "Joie situation" is important enough to warrant an accurate analysis for you?

And why say it anonymously? This thread should be more confessions of crazy sex stories and advice on touchy subjects not about something dumb that like.

So someone send me a real confession to post, let me live vicariously through your dirty lives!

7/7/2013 8:49:28 PM

Quote :

" I want so badly to be one of the "official Chicks punchmonk Thinks Are Cute" If that happened I would consider myself perfect! Sorry it isn't a sex story. I'm pretty lame. "

7/7/2013 8:56:24 PM

Quote :

"So, I'm going on a trip pretty soon to visit one of my friends who I've been getting pretty close with. We're both really into each other so the question is go on a date first and then sexy times or just skip right to sex and worry about the first date later. What do you think TWW?"

Questions:
Does this person know you are going to have sexy time? Does he/she feel the same as you about being "close"? Has it been so long since your last sexual encounter that you don't think you'll be able to control yourself?

Personally I think date first, but the answers to those questions may change my mind.

7/7/2013 9:13:57 PM

Quote :

"My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob tonight, and she started moving her hand down lower and stuck a finger in my ass. It surprised the hell out of me, but it actually felt really good... "

7/8/2013 12:04:16 PM

oh wait

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[Edited on July 8, 2013 at 12:05 PM. Reason : lol i am retard]

7/8/2013 12:05:30 PM

another convert


my concern is...she is your girlfriend. yet she's never done this before and you've never asked her. so she picked this little trick up somewhere. you better hope she hasn't been sticking that finger in another guy's ass on the side.

7/8/2013 12:56:27 PM

Or they've just now reached the point where they're comfortable trying what they consider to be the weird/kinky stuff. You can't bust everything out from the start. It's like a tiered system.

7/8/2013 1:01:27 PM

That's why anal is so important. That door opens pretty much every other

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7/8/2013 1:03:55 PM

^^agree. or she read it somewhere and wanted to try it

7/8/2013 1:13:37 PM

i wish more girls read

7/8/2013 1:14:05 PM

7/8/2013 1:15:36 PM

Quote :

"Last night was the second time in my life that I've thrown a prostitute out of a moving vehicle. "

7/11/2013 5:10:56 PM

7/11/2013 5:13:06 PM

Quote :

"I really want to tell all the stupid people on facebook what to do with themselves from the guy who just compared Zimmerman to Casey Anthony to the guy who just said "suck on that NAACP", both are equally stupid. But I work for the government, so I cant say anything. And it pisses me off"

7/13/2013 11:52:49 PM

Quote :

"So, I'm going on a trip pretty soon to visit one of my friends who I've been getting pretty close with. We're both really into each other so the question is go on a date first and then sexy times or just skip right to sex and worry about the first date later. What do you think TWW?"

Skip the awkward date. Go straight to bed.

7/13/2013 11:55:32 PM

go out for drinks, then sex0r

no one wants to fuck with a stomach full of food

7/14/2013 9:15:19 AM

Well if I was a guy in the situation above I would just make my mind up and tell her beforehand to not even bother wearing panties when you see her and make it clear you're there for "sexy times." Of course though since the confessor has to ask tdub for advice then I doubt he has the mojo for such a thing. no offense.

If this is more then just sex then I'd at least take her out for drinks, ice cream or sushi lol. Throw a little charm in there.

7/14/2013 9:51:49 AM

^

7/14/2013 1:04:49 PM

I wanna take minka out for ice cream. She seems wholesome.

[Edited on July 14, 2013 at 1:16 PM. Reason : Accidentally a word ]

7/14/2013 1:15:27 PM

I totally called dibs

7/14/2013 1:29:11 PM

Minka, don't even bother wearing panties.

7/14/2013 1:30:07 PM

7/14/2013 1:35:50 PM

He should let her wear panties, the whole taking her panties off for the first time thing is great. Its like a game to see if she's gonna let them come off.

7/14/2013 3:59:50 PM

Or just rip them off

7/14/2013 4:40:27 PM

or just getcha sumadem edible underbritches!

7/14/2013 4:46:49 PM

Of course if it was me I'd get dinner to go/room service, champagne and just woo

[Edited on July 14, 2013 at 5:44 PM. Reason : Repost skwinkle]

7/14/2013 5:16:52 PM