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I hear ya

[Edited on May 17, 2013 at 10:43 AM. Reason : ]

5/17/2013 10:43:17 AM

beautiful day in the neighb

5/17/2013 10:45:45 AM

It is a beautiful day. I'm definitely going to shoot hoops after work, but I need to find a private place where nobody will witness my lack of coordination or hear my enthusiastic commentary. I'm anticipating some buzzer beaters.

5/17/2013 10:50:25 AM

Nobody likes a liar. When the choice is to tell me something I don't want to hear, or straight up lying to my face (and not covering your tracks at all) your choice reveals what you really think of me.

5/17/2013 10:50:26 AM

can anyone who has a fax machine nearby send me a fax? I'm trying to test my auto accept

plllllllllllllllllllllease?

PM me for my fax number thanks!

5/17/2013 10:57:53 AM

What is the nicest way to tell off a person trying to get back with their ex, especially when the ex has explicitly said that they don't want to get back together/hook up again?

5/17/2013 11:09:11 AM

suggest they rent



or just be honest. why not?

5/17/2013 11:22:50 AM

Broken image
And honesty didn't work, but I'm also bad at being blunt. I'm afraid if I try to be too blunt I think they'll just get mad and overreact and think I'm jealous or something. Irrational people are funnnn~ I really don't want to hurt them more though :/
I'm tempted to just give up and send a warning message to the friend

5/17/2013 11:25:52 AM

fuck em, be blunt. if they ignore you for awhile, they ignore you. but eventually they'll come around and be glad they can trust you to give them solid advice

5/17/2013 11:32:39 AM

Yay new glasses!

5/17/2013 11:35:33 AM

Quote :

"Tall people get paid more money. Although this might seem like it shouldn't make sense anywhere other than on a basketball court, it seems the taller you are, the more you can expect to pad your wallet. A 2004 study by Timothy Judge at the University of Florida found that for every inch of height, a tall worker can expect to earn an extra $789 per year. That means two equally skilled coworkers would have a pay differential of nearly $5,000 per year, simply because of a 6-inch height differential, according to the study. But a 2006 study by Princeton economists Anne Case and Christina Paxson indicates there could be a good reason for the pay gap -- tall people are smarter. Taller children score better on tests even before formal schooling begins, according to the study, and the tall adults go on to take higher-paying jobs that require greater intelligence."

well damn...time to get some knee implants or stilts.

5/17/2013 11:36:12 AM

5/17/2013 11:51:29 AM

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"earn an extra $789 per year"

Money they can put toward a chiropractor since they got dem bad backs and knees


SHORT PEOPLE 4 LYFE

5/17/2013 11:57:41 AM

my back and knees are good now, no chiropractor visits

5/17/2013 11:58:53 AM

5/17/2013 12:02:59 PM

I might need to have my knee looked at... it was really bugging me at the gym today- did a light cardio warm up and still couldn't finish squats (no less go on to any of the other leg stuff). dammit.

5/17/2013 12:50:15 PM

thinking of laying out in the sun like a bitch

5/17/2013 1:12:42 PM

Do it. So jelly.

5/17/2013 1:15:55 PM

in all of my years on this site, one of the things that is glaringly obvious is that the more conservative the user, the more I disagree with their views on politics/entertainment/sports/everything

it's uncanny

5/17/2013 1:42:00 PM

worked 40 hours through yesterday afternoon, working 12 hours today and another 7 hours tomorrow

I need a damn vacation

5/17/2013 1:43:26 PM

I wonder if a could make up a game that would include the kids walking on my back.?

5/17/2013 2:05:25 PM

pretty sure you would just have to lay on the ground and say "walk on my back"

most kids would jump at the opportunity

5/17/2013 2:08:21 PM

True. I guess I was hoping to make it educational.

5/17/2013 2:09:52 PM

pervert

5/17/2013 2:10:17 PM

I just heard some horrible farty sounds emanating from the restroom across the hall. Trying not to laugh, and I have to pee really badly but I know the second I walk through that door I'll simultaneously die laughing and piss my pants before I can make it to the urinal.

5/17/2013 2:12:08 PM

^"but the second I walk through the door"... meaning you can hear them across a hallway and through a stall door and a bathroom door? Holy shit

5/17/2013 4:40:37 PM

Oh yeah. Not the first time. Great acoustics. There was this one time a fella passed me on my way out. He was FLYING. No sooner did I walk in my office door, I heard a loud expulsion of gaseous, splattery substances. I was rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes.

5/17/2013 4:53:44 PM

^ that is DISGUSTING. I mean, really funny, but I dunno if I would want to hear everyone's bowel movements on a daily basis And definitely not what I want to hear while I'm working.

Then again, there are probably lots of jokes that come out of that... My dad always used to say "Hope everything comes out alright!" when someone announced that they were going to the bathroom, then try to get my brother and sister to applaud when my mother came out.

5/17/2013 5:12:33 PM

u're dad seems like a cool dude

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/17/2013 5:14:02 PM

Well, even if he has the sense of humor of a ten year old, he's a practical joker, so I'll give him that

Quote :

"u're dad seems like a cool dude"

But really? You used the correct grammar an punctuation but not spelling? ;_;

5/17/2013 5:22:43 PM

46 more days.......46 more days.....

5/17/2013 7:08:19 PM

I have felt like absolute shit for the past 2 days. Probably have a fever, but my thermometer is dead so I dunno.

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"You used the correct grammar an punctuation but not spelling? ;_;"

what

[Edited on May 17, 2013 at 8:12 PM. Reason : what]

5/17/2013 8:10:41 PM

I can't believe I missed the fucking avett bros concert last night.


And my puppy's farts startle her so much she stops playing for a second.

5/17/2013 9:05:32 PM

I make terrible food decisions when I'm sick.

I just picked up a 2 piece extra crispy meal with mashed potatoes/gravy and mac/cheese from KFC.

I justify it because eating something so satisfying is the only way I'll eat anything substantial.

5/17/2013 9:07:19 PM

That manager's special at Jason's Deli is a wolf in sheep's clothing. Talk about mad bang for the buck. Half of their Reuben is enough for a small family of Ethiopians. Hell, it'd probably kill them.

5/17/2013 9:45:50 PM

Good news: I killed a mosquito
Bad news: Now I have mosquito guts on my wall and hand
Good news: I won't get any more mosquito bites from that mosquito
Worse news: My wrist hurts from the sudden impact with the wall.


Ow

5/17/2013 10:11:55 PM

fuck. my cheeks feel on fire from alcohol. why do I get the azn gene

5/17/2013 10:20:31 PM

Missing my dog Duke. After 9 years of great companionship he died yesterday of a heart attack. Rest in peace Duke! Jan 21, 2004 - May 16, 2013

5/17/2013 10:26:33 PM

So sorry to hear that

5/17/2013 10:36:11 PM

^^he was a beaut! Sorry to hear that sparky.

This is what I'm thinking about at this very moment:

There are some who have no voices
Or none that will ever speak
Because the things they know about this world
And the things they feel about this world
Because the thoughts that fill a brain that is a damaged brain
Because the pain that fills a body that is a damaged body
Exist in other worlds
Countless other worlds
Each of which stands alone in an infinite empty blackness
For which no words are being conceived
And where no voices are able to speak
When a brain is filled only with damaged thoughts
When a damaged body is filled only with pain
And stands alone in a world surrounded by infinite empty blackness
And exists in a world for which there is no special plan

GREEN JAY knows what I'm talkin bout

5/17/2013 10:39:12 PM

Sorry to hear that, sparky.

5/17/2013 10:40:38 PM

Aww, so sorry sparky.

5/17/2013 10:42:34 PM

^^^ I'm sorry hon. You're the third person today to talk about the passing of a pet...


Oh god. A friend of mine got her makeup done at the mall (it looked... okay? Not great on her, but a decent job at first?), and she just tried to redo it/go over it/darken it, and say it still looks good so she needs to post selfies...
...she looks like a tramp. I cringed and said "Oh god why" out loud when I first saw it in my newsfeed.

Oh no the friend that compliments everything complimented it. It looks so bad I feel so bad I want to tell her she looks like a whore with it smudged and so dark... this is why this girl usually doesn't wear heavy makeup.

Maybe it looked okay in better light? The eyes are pretty, just waaaaay too much liner, and while I know very little about makeup the lips are a terrible terrible color on her.

[Edited on May 18, 2013 at 12:15 AM. Reason : This stopped being terrible and started being hilarious when I remembered that she's kind of a bitch]

5/18/2013 12:10:00 AM

LOL

You're mean.

5/18/2013 12:35:11 AM

^^ pics or gtfo

5/18/2013 12:40:09 AM

I felt really bad at first, but her lips were bright pink (on tanned skin) and eyes were emo plus light blue and it wasn't the most attractive thing I've seen, and I've felt really spiteful towards a lot of people today. My slight apologies, facebook friend who's not on TWW.

Good morning lovely people!

5/18/2013 9:17:28 AM

I hate waking up exhausted

5/18/2013 9:49:58 AM

I do too but it's pretty much a given when I stay up until 4:30 reading. Was good though. I haven't done that in over a year.

5/18/2013 10:33:02 AM

So hungry.

5/18/2013 1:55:46 PM

Thanks guy!!

5/18/2013 3:11:18 PM