damn a dog REALLY has to dump to shit in the crate

1/4/2009 8:52:02 PM

or be sick

1/4/2009 8:52:26 PM

or hate his master

1/4/2009 8:53:25 PM

or hate his master

[Edited on January 4, 2009 at 8:54 PM. Reason : ^ beat me to it]

1/4/2009 8:54:41 PM

we gotta do something about these bad reveiws! ouch!

1/4/2009 8:55:08 PM

pretty sure maddy is a girl

1/4/2009 8:55:39 PM

i don't think she hates me but i think she is a manipulative bitch

1/4/2009 8:55:49 PM

I think I'm developing a crush on this guy, who happens to be the best friend of a very good friend of mine. That really should not be happening.

1/4/2009 9:02:12 PM

i am going to cry reading these reviews...i know i was friendly all summer, but these laid back mountain folk...hmpf

1/4/2009 9:03:04 PM

:bored:

1/4/2009 9:06:19 PM

I'm very bummed I couldn't get tickets to the panthers game this weekend.

1/4/2009 9:06:53 PM

you probably still can. you'll just pay out of your ass to get them.

1/4/2009 9:07:49 PM

^^

1/4/2009 9:17:38 PM

haha yea right- I can't even afford to fix my truck. I really wish I could go to that game though.

1/4/2009 9:18:27 PM

THE CONTENDER marathon on "VS"


wish it was still on espn, but oh well. im stuck watching

1/4/2009 9:20:02 PM

Head hurts...

1/4/2009 9:54:42 PM

ahaha comedian on comedy central is talkin shit about ncsu swimmer cullen jones

1/4/2009 10:15:38 PM

i wish she would call me or e-mail back...

sweet...she just did. i think i can sleep now.

[Edited on January 4, 2009 at 10:37 PM. Reason : ]

1/4/2009 10:18:24 PM

might be time to hit up urgent care or something
I'm beginning to feel choked.

1/4/2009 10:44:23 PM

really weird not having a job to go to tomorrow

1/4/2009 10:46:12 PM

I wonder if this is something I can desiccate or lance or take NSAIDs for

[Edited on January 4, 2009 at 10:54 PM. Reason : c]

1/4/2009 10:53:53 PM

Dr. Erica is in the house. What is up?

1/4/2009 11:00:59 PM

Wild monkey sex is the cure.

1/4/2009 11:01:55 PM

I wonder how hard it will be to find a place to live next year.

1/4/2009 11:02:08 PM

at christmas my parents said it was the happiest they have ever seen me

and its true

1/4/2009 11:18:28 PM

Dragonfly out in the sun
You know what I mean, don't you know
Butterflies all having fun
You know what I mean
Sleep in peace
When, this day is done
And this old world
Is a new world
And a bold world
For me

1/4/2009 11:30:24 PM

dragonflies are good luck. whenever i'm fishing and one lands on my rod tip i always catch something decent. they are always welcome on my boat.

1/4/2009 11:32:01 PM

I almost wnat to make a ask punchmonk thread bc I am a bjt toasted. but I WON'T

1/4/2009 11:33:53 PM

i rather like 'em myself

1/4/2009 11:33:59 PM

I think stupid things and post them on the interwebz.

1/4/2009 11:36:16 PM

i'm assuming that someone else has Maya

1/4/2009 11:36:17 PM

throat hurts
tomorrow-oplzoplzoplzoplzoplzoplzoplz
painting!
drinksssssssssssssssssssss

1/4/2009 11:37:48 PM

DANIEL TOSH = LULZ

1/4/2009 11:38:55 PM

1/4/2009 11:51:12 PM

TURKEY

1/4/2009 11:59:59 PM

ok, bedtime

1/5/2009 12:09:07 AM

boreddddddddddddddd.. i have to go back to work tomorrow for the first time since the 22nd, and i got used to staying up way to late, i should probably be sleeping right now, but im not tired at all

1/5/2009 12:18:15 AM

Back to work for the first time since the 3rd

I should call the cougar

My brother still owes me hella money

1/5/2009 12:19:47 AM

well if thats how it is then i'll put forth more of an actice try!

1/5/2009 12:26:07 AM

k someone call my phone real quick

1/5/2009 12:39:06 AM

somebody call my phone real quick

1/5/2009 12:43:48 AM

someone lick my left nut like real quick

1/5/2009 12:44:31 AM

***** ******* told Liz she would be her nude model. If anyone can guess how much alcohol was involved in this decision, I'll show you the photos.

Happy fucking new year

1/5/2009 12:56:41 AM

Its not enough that my best friend is gorgeous, intelligent, well traveled, humble, driven, thrify, stylish, and successful

she has also had sex 8 times today with her huge cocked new boy toy

*le sigh*

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 1:10 AM. Reason : did i mention she lives in a ski resort town?]

1/5/2009 1:09:47 AM

how do cats wipe their asses?

why, on the carpet of course...

1/5/2009 1:09:52 AM

HI JEN

1/5/2009 1:10:41 AM

Vix.

I, too, have a huge cock, but haven't been anyone's toy in half a month now.

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 1:28 AM. Reason : ]

1/5/2009 1:28:06 AM

i seem to walk up on tww after amac begins his antics and im left amusingly confused.

1/5/2009 1:29:07 AM

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

1/5/2009 1:59:36 AM

Time for sleep I guess... I'll be lucky if I sleep...

1/5/2009 2:01:41 AM