this bbq turkey is shit

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5/18/2013 4:33:08 PM

why does she hum alllllll the time

5/18/2013 7:52:02 PM

Who?

5/18/2013 7:54:48 PM

my mom

any time she isn't talking for 2 seconds she starts humming

but it's never an actual song or anything, just random humming notes

it drives me nuts, but probably because I hate pretty much anything she does

5/18/2013 7:55:56 PM

that sucks

5/18/2013 8:32:26 PM

^ My gramma used to do that... in the worst of her Alzheimer's :-/

5/18/2013 9:04:38 PM

Thread poll:

Should I smoke a second cigar tonight?

I'm on my front porch, watching hockey on the iPad. Just finished a long workweek. Storm is roiling in and I've got a sixpack of beer

[Edited on May 18, 2013 at 9:05 PM. Reason : I'm thinking yes]

5/18/2013 9:05:17 PM

I started watching Doctor Who on Netflix. Bad idea.

5/18/2013 9:21:00 PM

^^Sounds like a go.

Just did 30 minutes on the elliptical and now my hands are tingling

[Edited on May 18, 2013 at 9:22 PM. Reason : . ]

5/18/2013 9:21:01 PM

^go ahead. Smoke away.

I am going to have like a billion of Darren Criss 's babies.

5/18/2013 9:21:57 PM

NASCAR has a bunch of cute drivers.

5/18/2013 10:13:15 PM

smoke that 2nd cigar. drink that 5th beer. life is young and you've worked hard. enjoy yourself.

5/18/2013 11:06:33 PM

fever dreams


also, i want a bbq sandwich from stoke and smoke

5/19/2013 1:53:11 AM

I think I care more about Stefon than I care about most people.

5/19/2013 2:39:21 AM

Really is a bad idea to lay back down after you're almost done getting ready for work

5/19/2013 7:35:40 AM

Uuuuughhhhgg... I can't blame it on the tequila either.

5/19/2013 7:40:18 AM

life is still good

just sayin

5/19/2013 8:19:01 AM

The boy is gone for the day and its storming outside. I think I'll watch an old season of America's next top model on Hulu

5/19/2013 9:05:19 AM

Run the dog outside and risk getting rained on or just do the elliptical. Decisions, decisions.

5/19/2013 9:38:01 AM

Eating breakfast with my kids at 630 means that I'm ready to eat again well before lunch.

5/19/2013 10:32:40 AM

3 dogs were lose in the neighborhood. At least I was motivated to run.

5/19/2013 11:10:03 AM

I need a new backup group of friends who are normal people

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5/19/2013 11:25:18 AM

And by normal you mean not imaginary..
..

5/19/2013 2:19:37 PM

1. Get back to Florida.
2. Realize I meant to stop at Trader Joe's while in Georgia to get quinoa that isn't $Texas, and some other stuff.
3. ...
4. Fail.

5/19/2013 2:35:10 PM

^I could find you some and send you some. Also, I posted a catnip video in the "Best thing on the internet" thread you should check out.

5/19/2013 2:36:50 PM

I will be passing back through in about a month, so I think I can wait till then. And/or just get some of the expensive stuff down here.

I will check out the video

5/19/2013 2:54:00 PM

hey ladies

5/19/2013 2:57:38 PM

I'm exhausted. My whole body hurts. I need to shower but I can't move.

5/19/2013 4:21:46 PM

Tara, just how expensive is the quinoa??

5/19/2013 4:31:45 PM

It is about twice the price of what it was at Trader Joe's in Raleigh. The only place I can find it is the specialty aisle (where all the gluten free/organic stuff is) at Publix. Although once I found 1-pound bags of Bob's Red Mill quinoa at Big Lots for $3.50 and I wanted to buy all of them, but Aaron wouldn't let me. I was only allowed to get two, and I just used the last of it.

Note that the price of quinoa isn't the sole reason I wanted to go to TJ's though.

5/19/2013 5:57:09 PM

We must be paying too much at HT then. I can't even recall the cost though, it's been awhile.

5/19/2013 6:13:20 PM

slice time

5/19/2013 6:54:24 PM

Pearl, your watery sweet and sour sauce disappoints me tonight :/

5/19/2013 6:58:48 PM

I'm sush a lightweight when it comes to alcohol

5/19/2013 7:42:17 PM

i need a new knee

5/19/2013 8:23:30 PM

Apparently Gambit's favorite hobby is staring at you from 6 inches from your face while you pee. Or do anything else. Creeper dog.

5/19/2013 11:40:17 PM

^^^i got tipsy off one scrumpys cider today

5/19/2013 11:43:18 PM

^^she posted a picture once of him doing that either here or fb. Funny dog

5/20/2013 12:28:37 AM

Went to the dog park today with some friends, that was fun [: A friend of mine's puppy was in dire need of socialization, so after a rough start it went really well.
Also, made food for friends twice today, that was wonderful. Pictures will probably be posted whenever the person who took pictures posts them.

My mood is so confused though. Well, more like, I feel okay, but I also feel like absolute shit. So many positive triggers, so many negative triggers... hopefully it'll all turn out okay :/

But the rain is wonderful I want it to rain forever.
And I want my kitty to come back to cuddle. I need cuddles. My last attempt at cuddling made me feel like shit.

5/20/2013 12:29:00 AM

I'm going to sleep. I can do this.

^I'm sorry your cuddle attempt made you feel like shit. Did your cat deny you?

5/20/2013 1:24:39 AM

Screw it. I'm wide awake. Time for a dance party and then Mad Men. Later today, when I'm exhausted, I'll be sure to provide incoherent/delirious commentary on this week's episode.

5/20/2013 2:11:04 AM

So sleepy.........

5/20/2013 4:17:33 AM

5/20/2013 5:09:53 AM

Fuck, I'm exhausted. I'm too old to bartend, but the money was worth it and my friend got to have the weekend off to go see his parents...so I guess I'll still pick up a shift here and there...but I can't do full weekends anymore.

5/20/2013 6:55:23 AM

Quote :

"Screw it. I'm wide awake. Time for a dance party and then Mad Men. Later today, when I'm exhausted, I'll be sure to provide incoherent/delirious commentary on this week's episode."

HA! Nice choice of words considering...

5/20/2013 7:26:50 AM

monday....

5/20/2013 9:30:02 AM

I'm glad the weekend is over. It was nothing but a bunch of terrible decisions.

5/20/2013 9:39:08 AM

I totally agree. Friday and saturday were awful

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5/20/2013 9:39:44 AM

3^ this

5/20/2013 10:05:13 AM

I love the overly happy gate guard.

5/20/2013 10:13:19 AM