I can't stand the rain















..against my window

5/20/2013 10:30:31 AM

then open the window

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/20/2013 10:30:59 AM

Quote :

"^I'm sorry your cuddle attempt made you feel like shit. Did your cat deny you?"

It was with a person, actually.
And my cat sort of cuddled, but he's also ADD and there was something interesting outside the window.


This is quite excellent

5/20/2013 10:43:42 AM

Quote :

" Nash woman charged with trying to poison family Nashville, N.C. — A Nash County woman upset over being told she couldn't have some cheese tried to poison several family members over the weekend, authorities said Monday. Tiara Danielle Drake, 24, no address available, was charged with five counts of attempted first-degree murder and was being held in the Nash County jail under a $50,000 bond. Investigators said Drake asked a woman Friday for some of her cheese, but the woman refused and told Drake to get some other cheese from the refrigerator. Drake was so incensed, authorities said, that she laced the cheese in the refrigerator with Ajax, window cleaner and detergent. The family used the cheese when it made breakfast on Saturday, and four members already had eaten some before someone noticed the cheese had been poisoned, authorities said. One of the family members called Poison Control, which advised the victims to drink plenty of milk to counteract the poison."

5/20/2013 5:16:42 PM

5/20/2013 5:46:08 PM

for LP being happy, no idea what for, but

also...

5/20/2013 5:58:30 PM

Lp, hope you had fun on sat night

5/20/2013 6:03:49 PM

Ready for the next 5.5 weeks to go by

[Edited on May 20, 2013 at 6:10 PM. Reason : I hope I make it through unscathed]

5/20/2013 6:10:02 PM

^^^

^^it was pretty awesome.....until driving home in the middle of the night

5/20/2013 6:30:26 PM

my roommate listens to the same god awful music ALL THE TIME

I swear I've heard "trap girl" and "trap star" at least twice a day for the last 3 weeks.

5/20/2013 9:43:02 PM

It's been a month, tomorrow

5/20/2013 9:46:30 PM

time to tackle the walking dead again. i never take this long to finish books. i blame the sleep talking kid that gave me the heebie jeebies.

5/20/2013 9:53:08 PM

made a mean color changer today

#peepit #fume #puregoldandpuresilvermakerainbowsifyouregood




[Edited on May 20, 2013 at 9:53 PM. Reason : 12]

5/20/2013 9:53:19 PM

fancy schmancy!

I have mah birds stuck in a little block of foam. I <3 them

5/20/2013 9:56:54 PM

^^niiiiiiiice

5/20/2013 10:14:24 PM

HOLY SHIT, glassssssss! THAT. IS. AMAZING.

5/20/2013 10:55:48 PM

some sleep should be good

yeah

5/20/2013 10:57:18 PM

^I hear that.

5/20/2013 10:58:43 PM

thanks guys!
thats awesome elise!

5/20/2013 11:02:43 PM

if I only smoked "tobacco" products.

5/20/2013 11:04:07 PM

It's been a very long day, not bad really. Just long. But even the longest days are short in the right company.

5/20/2013 11:06:37 PM

Sam told me what I was supposed to do when I check on her snake. Except she told me after a couple margaritas and I don't entirely remember. Worst snake-sitter ever.

5/21/2013 9:49:08 AM

So I'm embarrassed to admit that I have been going to McDonalds for breakfast a lot recently..
I haven't gained any weight but I'm guessing there has to be some damage taking place.., am I dying inside? I don't wanna die..

5/21/2013 10:00:54 AM

Just eat like a banana or if you're going to spend a couple bucks on breakfast just drink a Naked Blue/Green machine. You'll get just as much energy in the morning and not feel like a fat fuck

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/21/2013 10:12:26 AM

One Naked flavor of choice. 3 dolla.

Two Sausage/Egg McMuffins. 3 dolla.

McD's has twice the mass and four times the calories for the same price.

Your claim of just as much energy fails to compute in the world of thermodynamics.

Your body may thank you for the Naked. Your taste buds will continue to thank you for the artery-clogging goodness that is a McMuffin.

5/21/2013 10:38:12 AM

my cat puked in the shoes I am supposed to wear for my interview today. thanks kitty, I will remember this.

5/21/2013 11:06:26 AM

It's cold as fuck in my office and I am powerless to do anything. Well. No. I just climbed up on the desks and crammed file folders in the vents. Hopefully this will work.

5/21/2013 1:27:01 PM

^ Was simply closing the vents not an option?

And the glasswork is BEAUTIFUL. It also explains your name >>"

[Edited on May 21, 2013 at 1:30 PM. Reason : glass o.o]

5/21/2013 1:29:46 PM

These are fixed vents. No. Don't I wish.

5/21/2013 1:38:09 PM

I sent a professor an email asking when today or tomorrow he was available to meet, he responded this morning a bit before 9am saying to meet him at his office tomorrow morning at 11, I responded saying I would come to his office then.
He just sent an email apologizing that his doctor appointment went very late, he's sorry he missed me, and could I come to his office tomorrow morning at 11.
I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who's scatterbrained and has the days mixed up
(Also, it's a good thing his appointment went late, as I was definitely not at his office this morning at 11 <.<

5/21/2013 1:41:18 PM

I must confess I still believe (still believe)

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/21/2013 4:15:53 PM

Dealing with my insurance company to find out how much coverage I have out of network should not be so frustratingly difficult.

5/21/2013 5:26:35 PM

5/21/2013 6:31:00 PM

please let the people coming to look at my house tomorrow want to buy it.....i'm tired of keeping it so damn clean.

5/21/2013 7:45:22 PM

TWW is my favorite place to read reddit reposts

5/21/2013 9:24:41 PM

made the companion today...damn ive been productive!

5/21/2013 9:34:36 PM

jesus, glassssssss, you're really fucking good at that

5/21/2013 9:44:44 PM

my honeymoon period with this chick is over! finally you show your true colors, you are inconsiderate and selfish, and everything you do has been out of convenience so far.

5/21/2013 10:09:09 PM

You gay?

5/21/2013 10:12:07 PM

damn, remind me never to piss off acraw. she sounds like she's about to cut a bitch

5/21/2013 10:12:29 PM

NOT GAY

5/21/2013 10:21:12 PM

I don't believe you. Only one way to find out. Busy later?

5/21/2013 10:22:36 PM

Gah. On my period.

5/21/2013 10:25:26 PM

No problem. You have two other holes that will do.

5/21/2013 10:27:04 PM

ZING!!!

5/21/2013 10:28:51 PM

Gah. Stupid hemmoroids.

5/21/2013 10:32:41 PM

1 out of 3 gets you into the MLB HOF.

5/21/2013 10:34:11 PM

what?

5/21/2013 10:47:54 PM

Sometimes I get distracted while brushing my teeth and leave the toothbrush/toothpaste in my mouth for like 10 minutes while I am doing something else. Then my teeth feel kind of dry. Did I just dissolve all my enamel?

5/21/2013 11:59:30 PM

So uh acraw what's going on?

^ I don't think toothpaste would dissolve your enamel, but it will dry things out. Toothpaste is actually an oddly popular home remedy for removing acne, as is baking soda (also found in toothpaste). Dab it on a spot, and half an hour later that spot will be dry of any oils, so you can use a moisturizer and feel better about your complexion.


This is absolutely beautiful. Do you sell your work?

5/22/2013 2:38:44 AM