The ad below the list of threads is for an insurance company called Hiscox. His cocks (apparently he has multiple) want to ensure you. This might be less amusing at not 3am, but what else can you do?

http://www.hiscoxusa.com/small-business-insurance/quote-31/?utm_source=AOL&utm_medium=us_display&utm_term=dr_creative&utm_content=DR1_468x60&utm_campaign=hiscox_2013_dr_q2&PLA=AOL&TYPE=us_display%20&CRE=DR1_468x60&CID=hiscox_2013_dr_q2

5/22/2013 2:48:37 AM

5/22/2013 3:10:45 AM

Oh man, total myspace banner gif... it's shimmering and everything

5/22/2013 3:42:29 AM

I feel totally exhausted. Like I didn't sleep a wink.

5/22/2013 8:51:14 AM

^didnt text me back either

5/22/2013 9:06:05 AM

i won't be home until fucking sunday. i can't believe i booked this trip.

5/22/2013 9:09:48 AM

thx yuffie..i do sell my work, although most of what i post is typically sold before its out of the kiln. The two pieces i posted on the last page went to a local collector but most of my work goes to the west coast or FL NY CO VA VT.. ...anywhere but NC pretty much.

5/22/2013 9:21:01 AM

i should really clean the house today. blah.

5/22/2013 9:41:43 AM

Meg, you have text!

5/22/2013 9:59:27 AM

Any ideas for baby shower venues in Raleigh? The mom-to-be suggested Sugarland but they don't have a private room...Or a place that lets you decorate your own cupcakes/cookies etc?

5/22/2013 12:34:41 PM

bah. those people didn't look the type to buy my house..... but maybe they'll surprise me....

5/22/2013 4:03:09 PM

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on May 22, 2013 at 4:07 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2013 4:06:50 PM

Word to the wise.... Keep lemon juice away from your urethra, bros.

5/22/2013 7:48:42 PM

How dare he get mad at me and say I am throwing away the past 1.5 years of our life away and then he turns around and treats me like that.

He will no long ever play this game with me...never again. I do not deserve this. Fuck him and the boat he steamed in on.

5/22/2013 8:44:36 PM

You keep saying that......

5/22/2013 8:48:18 PM

^^ seriously. If you wanted someone to fuck your tits off, and treat you like shit, you could roll with me. You deserve more than that.

5/22/2013 8:54:02 PM

sawahash, it's perfectly fine that you keep going back to this guy.

But you gotta tone down the tough stuff so it's not so sad when you get with him again.

Hedge your bets a little: "I'm pretty sure I don't deserve this."

[Edited on May 22, 2013 at 8:55 PM. Reason : ]

5/22/2013 8:54:52 PM

I'm waiting at the subwag. Its fuggin muggy out here, and its only may

5/22/2013 9:28:21 PM

i hate that fuckin mexican detective on Law and order SVU

hes so smug and hotheaded and he just gets away with being a fake tough guy

i actually hate that fat faced female detective too, she acts like she knows everything and her observations and gut feelings are better than any evidence can be.

that little blond with the chiseled face is hot though. LOVE her.

5/22/2013 10:29:55 PM

The fine ass, Robin Thicke look-a-like at my gym is named Robby. haha wtf

5/23/2013 12:22:56 AM

Shouldn't have tried to make bread starting at 10. I rushed it, then it didn't rise proper, then oh fuck it. I baked a dense brick of wheat.

Probably good with orange marmelade though. Or butter. I'll just pretend it's a special type of cake and bury it in sugar.

Damn it.

5/23/2013 12:48:20 AM

My predicted insomnia arrived earlier than usual.

5/23/2013 3:45:42 AM

I wish sawahash would just break up with that dude and move on to better things.

5/23/2013 7:24:30 AM

two more days... just two more days then 5 day mini vacation. looking forward to my first surf fishing trip in years, even if it is only for 1.5 days

5/23/2013 8:30:56 AM

aren't you always on vacation?

5/23/2013 8:36:26 AM

what can I do in downtown raleigh tonight? I asked a bunch of people to come hang with me at a show and it got canceled... now what?

5/23/2013 9:10:22 AM

it starts with "ugly" ...

5/23/2013 9:13:04 AM

life is good
..17 days and ill be in Peynier (Bouches-du-Rhône)
time is crawling though ..

5/23/2013 9:17:30 AM

there was a spider on my desk, I made my boss come and kill it.

5/23/2013 9:25:24 AM

Quote :

"it starts with "ugly" ..."

Please go re-read my email where I said I was trying to avoid that for a while ... ugghh

Maybe I can knock a few things off my downtown raleigh bucket list.

5/23/2013 9:32:29 AM

Yay. It's my Friday!

5/23/2013 9:33:19 AM

common sense, how does it work

should've tried this idea a long, long time ago

5/23/2013 10:46:41 AM

in 5 hours I will be done with work until Tuesday

5/23/2013 11:08:38 AM

5/23/2013 11:09:59 AM

Today is one of those days where I feel like shooting myself in the face.

5/23/2013 11:57:38 AM

grrrr laptop died last night

5/23/2013 12:16:35 PM

5/23/2013 12:24:21 PM

fuck you for subjecting us to those terrible comics

5/23/2013 12:32:24 PM

I don't understand how you could be so bad at writing comics

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/23/2013 12:36:53 PM

Not as tired as I thought I would be with only 2 hours of sleep

5/23/2013 12:40:34 PM

^my shiny metal ass. Bite it. I'm exhausted and I got 6 hours of halfway decent sleep.

5/23/2013 12:49:35 PM

Maybe I'm wrong

But I would *think* a person would know if a snake is a rattler or not and not have to ask because of--oh--the RATTLE.

I don't understand why people are suggesting that.

5/23/2013 12:57:21 PM

It feels like Friday.

5/23/2013 1:17:58 PM

I kept thinking it was Friday this morning too.

5/23/2013 1:24:24 PM

this presentation at 2 could make or break my career here...

5/23/2013 1:25:21 PM

I need a date tonight ... downtown Raleigh. Me and you. Let's do this.
PM me a dick pic if you are interested.

5/23/2013 2:06:21 PM

This is relevant to my interests

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on May 23, 2013 at 2:07 PM. Reason : let me just snap some dick pics on my work laptop's cam real fast]

[Edited on May 23, 2013 at 2:09 PM. Reason : r u trying to go to kenny chesny?]

5/23/2013 2:07:10 PM

I only had decaf k cups this morning. My head hurts and I am in a fog.

5/23/2013 2:10:30 PM

Somebody really should PM NCSUHippie.

5/23/2013 2:18:18 PM

jess - you can come to the movies with us tomorrow night if you want. we gots some business to take care of in cary tonight.

[Edited on May 23, 2013 at 2:19 PM. Reason : ]

5/23/2013 2:19:09 PM