your hammock doesn't bring all the boys to the yard?

5/25/2013 8:33:51 AM

How awful my gas is right now

5/25/2013 8:42:45 AM

this fucking doucher on amazon gave me a 1 star seller rating because his package arrived one day later than he just randomly thought it should

Is there no way to get rid of the stupid ass ratings from pricks?

5/25/2013 9:10:43 AM

Hey Dentaldamn, do this!



I do that when I have gas, for real or just do some of the old fashion sit-ups. Get that gas out, brah!!

5/25/2013 9:16:18 AM

my whole body hurts. really really really bad.

5/25/2013 9:17:36 AM

^ sorry about last night

5/25/2013 9:20:25 AM

^^^^i think you can leave a comment to explain what happened for prospective buyers to see

[Edited on May 25, 2013 at 10:31 AM. Reason : ]

5/25/2013 10:30:42 AM

yea, that may be the best I can do

5/25/2013 10:54:37 AM

I will be in Raleigh in less than two weeks! Woo!

5/25/2013 10:55:38 AM

Does Julius Hodge read TWW?

Quote :

"Julius Hodge #random So is Sergio Garcia's "friend chicken" comments confirmation he'll be on Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's #accidentalracist Remix? Like · · Share · about an hour ago · "

5/25/2013 11:59:22 AM

It's strange, looking back through notes for a class, I can tell what days and what times my brain/body started freaking out... >_<

5/25/2013 4:57:25 PM

Fuck it

5/25/2013 5:39:04 PM

please don't let tonight be like last night.....please don't let tonight be like last night......please don't let tonight be like last night

5/25/2013 6:57:45 PM

Fucking mosquitoes.

5/25/2013 7:07:43 PM

snappin turtles on the road run over

saw one partially hit with its entrails being dragged behind it still trying to cross the road

alot of these fucking roads there isnt even enough space to pull to the side shoulder and get out and aid the turtles across the road. its bullshit

[Edited on May 25, 2013 at 9:51 PM. Reason : d]

5/25/2013 9:51:17 PM

but how can you not fucking see a ten pound turtle in front of you?

5/25/2013 9:52:42 PM

World is full of shitheads that just don't care. It's why everything is soooo fucked up. People just don't give a damn enough to make the effort. Apathy is way too rampant

5/25/2013 10:54:39 PM

I changed the channel to HBO since the guide said GoT was on, but instead it was horses having sex.

5/26/2013 12:29:11 AM

Thats just the sneak peek for next weeks episode

5/26/2013 12:54:55 AM

Lilly's has fantastic pizza.

And yay for day drinking at the Bison. Thirteen degrees of fucked up we got.

5/26/2013 1:29:50 AM

^^^^ I had an 80lbs lab come in the other night......hit by car and left in ditch. How the hell does someone do that?!?!? assholes.

5/26/2013 2:32:15 AM

fuck this bullshit weather everyone is gone and i have a three day weekend with nothing to do but watch it rain.

fuck

5/26/2013 6:37:56 AM

I don't want to get up...

but I want to get this day started....


its quite the pickle I'm in

5/26/2013 7:11:26 AM

^this is where you invent the "Robot-Bed". (r)

5/26/2013 9:17:23 AM

hmm, no one responded to my CL ad....probably because I never hit the publish button....shit

5/26/2013 9:28:13 AM

In 72 hours I'll be straight chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. And all sippin some vin on coast of the mediterranean.

5/26/2013 10:05:46 AM

idk when this happened, but I for one am glad that the DailyMotion app now allows you to disable the Family Filter

ready to get mah fap on

5/26/2013 10:25:02 AM

I know this sounds immature, but it makes me slightly happy to see a person I used to be friends with (but no longer, and my life is better) get ignored or shunned by other people.

Also, I had PBR for the first time a few nights ago, and again last night. It's actually pretty good for how cheap it is, and being a person that only likes lighter beers, it's not a horrible alternative to yeungling if I'm trying to save money.
I'd never really heard good things about it up until recently, just that it was cheap and tasteless and only consumed by hipsters, but it seems to have totally lost that reputation.

5/26/2013 11:39:39 AM

Hey yuffie, how old is you?

I guess I could check your tww profile, but I assume everyone lies

[Edited on May 26, 2013 at 11:58 AM. Reason : ]

5/26/2013 11:58:00 AM

Why do people assume people lie, and why bother lying?
Oh no, someone I don't know might think I'm a few years younger or older than I am, what ever will I do?!

I'm 21, I just graduated.
In any other case I'd think it was petty, but seeing a person get shot down that desperately deserves it is hilarious to me

5/26/2013 12:28:33 PM

its only 6:30? wtf

it hasn't stopped raining yet.

5/26/2013 12:30:16 PM

^Where are you that it's 6:30? am or pm?

5/26/2013 12:32:17 PM

PM, in Germany

5/26/2013 12:34:29 PM

5/26/2013 1:56:39 PM

cop gave me a registration ticket (it's overdue by 11 days) 2 hours away from Raleigh

he could have just given me a warning and I would have taken care of it this week

lame

5/26/2013 2:14:02 PM

One more jostle and I think my phone screen is toast. Hope it lasts till next month.

5/26/2013 2:16:24 PM

anyone want a mustang?

5/26/2013 2:49:27 PM

what is the medical terminology for bug eyes

5/26/2013 3:58:02 PM

Hey yuffie, I don't know if your angry girl post was directed toward me or not, but I was just really curious how old you are. I have never seen a pic of you or met you IRL so I didn't have anything to go off.

5/26/2013 3:58:39 PM

lol did she have a bad hangover?

5/26/2013 4:23:22 PM

WHAT IS THIS DOG?!?!?!

5/26/2013 4:25:12 PM

Looks like its supposed to be a rusty Doberman.

5/26/2013 4:39:44 PM

I haven't seen a single honeybee yet this season and I'm kind of worried. Our plants need pollination!

5/26/2013 5:46:20 PM

Margarita time

5/26/2013 6:16:05 PM

almost time for slize and a dring before thronage

5/26/2013 6:19:08 PM

i think that's a vizsla... but the ears are up so ......i'm not totally sure

or it's a small red doberman

5/26/2013 6:19:10 PM

^^not on tonight. sorry bro

5/26/2013 6:22:05 PM

5/26/2013 6:24:06 PM

We're watching AD instead

5/26/2013 7:28:39 PM

Lol..so am I!
On 3 now..
Still might go drink/slice though..

5/26/2013 7:43:36 PM