Quote :

" Yes. An ice cold soda, salty chips, and a slice of birthday cake. Way better than an orgasm and lasts longer too. But that is probably why I'm fat. "

Replace that with ice cream cake, cold glass of skim milk and I just might agree with you.

I say this right after I get off the elliptical.

[Edited on May 29, 2013 at 6:07 PM. Reason : Grrrrr]

5/29/2013 6:06:45 PM

^Want to share?

5/29/2013 6:34:01 PM

Sure.


My mother literally confirmed all suspicions. But she's right.

5/29/2013 6:40:10 PM

so i'm thinking about half ass blogging about my lack of sleep and/or ridiculous dreams - but i dont really want to start it on a blogging site.

i was going to start it on here. and i dont think that people would give a shit, and i think that people who have a valid opinion would perhaps read and even respond...

i just dont feel like dealing with trolls...



i think it may help? no one really follows me on here which is nice. and i dont know many people on here irl, minus a handful...

maybe getting it off my chest would help. in a whiny fb status kind of way...

[Edited on May 29, 2013 at 9:18 PM. Reason : maybe?]

5/29/2013 9:17:20 PM

Start it in another section other than chit chat. I'll look after the thread if you go in Old School

5/29/2013 9:18:41 PM

really? i feel so fancy

5/29/2013 9:23:02 PM

[Edited on May 29, 2013 at 9:25 PM. Reason : I'll even read it... And judge you silently]

5/29/2013 9:24:52 PM

done and done!

5/29/2013 9:30:14 PM

just as i finished telling the husband i only read a couple of threads on tww now and mainly come for a purpose instead of just dicking around, here i am dicking around b/c there is absolutely NOTHING on tv.

if i hadn't finished my book today i would read that.

5/29/2013 9:36:51 PM

So bubble oboe is dead?

5/29/2013 9:46:57 PM

Forgot my belt today

5/30/2013 8:14:38 AM

I parked in a carpool space this morning.

SO TUFF

Let's hope at noon, when I leave, it's not ticketed.

5/30/2013 10:42:10 AM

so I'm FB friends with this guy I kind of knew from when I worked at Rock-ola but after 6+ years I don't really know him anymore (he was super nice back then and I'm sure he still is) but he still pops up in my newsfeed from time to time.

Last weekend he caught his girlfriend fucking his roommate at like 7am in the morning and promptly posted about it on facebook. It started as a casual "I just caught my girlfriend fucking my roommate wtf" post and days (and lots of postings) later it has culminated in him posting a picture of his roommate's bed, where it all happened...





ewww

the roommate must have moved out and left that behind.

that's some fucked up shit.

5/30/2013 11:10:58 AM

uhhh gross

5/30/2013 11:25:28 AM

Omg I'm so hard right now


..

5/30/2013 11:31:52 AM

^I hope that comment wasn't in response to ^^^.

^^^That's disgusting Poor guy

5/30/2013 12:40:08 PM

that dinosaur bed is kinda cool

5/30/2013 12:56:58 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6GWyA-AzpQ
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/slightly-annoying-things-about-being-a-girl

5/30/2013 1:17:09 PM

I must be in a bad mood because those buzzfeed lists usually solicit some kind of haha from me but that one's left me kind of and meh

5/30/2013 1:33:28 PM

nah, that one just isn't very funny

5/30/2013 1:37:04 PM

waaaaaaaaaaaatermelon

5/30/2013 2:06:49 PM

why is it cool for you to like watermelon but when i like it people look at me funny and call me names

5/30/2013 2:57:23 PM

oh and hi k8, how's the butt?

5/30/2013 2:58:24 PM

I am exhausted, but I feel like I haven't done anything

5/30/2013 4:06:22 PM

it's because you've been running through my mind all day HEYOOOOOOOO

...i'll leave now.

5/30/2013 4:08:04 PM

I wonder if all writers get writer's block this much.

5/30/2013 4:19:41 PM

I'm so soft right now

5/30/2013 4:22:54 PM

Quote :

"I wonder if all writers get writer's block this much."

this leads to a lot of procrastination for me...

and a lot of watching SVU...

5/30/2013 4:27:08 PM

Gotta go wash this bug spray off before I stink up my conch



My ipad thinks I sit on a conch



[Edited on May 30, 2013 at 6:00 PM. Reason : Conchandballs]

5/30/2013 5:59:05 PM

Too bad bbehe moved. We could totally be BFF now since my new obsession is Dr. Who

5/30/2013 6:20:23 PM

I'm fucking hungry

5/30/2013 6:35:27 PM

fuck. that is the last time I wear linen shorts to any place. kept pullin it down becaise it kept scrunching up.

5/30/2013 7:59:59 PM

call or no call?

5/30/2013 8:31:11 PM

tummy ache

5/30/2013 9:08:52 PM

Me too.

It was not a fun grocery trip. I didn't want anything. Complete opposite of going hungry.

5/30/2013 9:14:00 PM

Quote :

"I must be in a bad mood because those buzzfeed lists usually solicit some kind of haha from me but that one's left me kind of and meh"

Uhm...have you never seen a lewisje post before? You just summarized his TWW career

5/30/2013 9:35:33 PM

Putting a little weight on around the tum tum..not good

5/30/2013 10:23:36 PM

For the first time in years, I'm finally losing weight. It's so wonderful. And more than just a few pounds at a time. I'm ever so happy. Buttttt it's coming off of my waist and my hips and tummy and ass and boobs are large enough that the difference between my waist and right below my waist is pretty drastic and I can't actually show it that much.
Anyway progress is cool.

My cat is flipping out about the fact that the piano bench is slightly lumpy this is hilarious and adorable and I think he's about to fall off.

[Edited on May 31, 2013 at 4:54 AM. Reason : This is a body image issue/frustration post, not a compliment fishing post. And cat didn't fall off.]

[Edited on May 31, 2013 at 5:04 AM. Reason : FUCK Mosquitoes]

5/31/2013 4:46:47 AM

Welcome to my world! There is a 12 inch difference between my waist and hips. I'm sure you can rock it.

5/31/2013 8:38:18 AM

^Hahaha for me it is a decent amount more than that. XD The issue I'm running into is that instead of a \/ then a /\ sort of shape, I'm a }{ sort of shape, like a proper hour glass would be if it were also a pear. It's the fact that it cinches in then expands outward so it's just not identifiable. Weee 5am body image rants?

I don't understand how I feel more rested/awake after two hours of sleep than I do on 7... ,__,

5/31/2013 9:28:30 AM

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on May 31, 2013 at 9:46 AM. Reason : trololololololol]

5/31/2013 9:30:44 AM

One of my many life goals is to take yuffie out for ice cream, seduce her and then bed her.

Her weight loss goals seriously put this ice cream plan in jeopardy...

5/31/2013 9:36:12 AM

Greek froyo?

5/31/2013 9:37:07 AM

Perhaps. But honestly, froyo doesn't have the same seduction power as ice cream.

"hey girl...lets lick this gurt out of each other's crevices " just doesn't sound right.

5/31/2013 9:43:52 AM

5/31/2013 9:45:33 AM

it's fuckin FRIDAY YO!!

5/31/2013 9:48:15 AM

While I am pleased by the fact that I'm losing weight, there are very few instances in which I would deny ice cream. None of them presently come to mind. See the second post at the top of this page if you're not convinced.

Also, kitty ^_^

5/31/2013 9:52:57 AM

Dillinger destroyed it last night. The overall experience of seeing them wasn't as good as at the Brewery several years back (which was just nuts for them to play there) but the set list was the best I've seen them play live.

5/31/2013 9:55:53 AM

I was debating going last night but I probably would've missed the faceless by the time I got there and I don't really care for DEP. Did they play mostly stuff off the new album?

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/31/2013 9:58:13 AM

y'all are making me want ice cream

I had the best ice cream last weekend. It was chocolate chip cookie dough, freshly made and dyed blue "Cookie Monster" anyways, it was so smooth and creamy and I just want more!

5/31/2013 9:59:47 AM