My daughter just walked up to me and handed me a bug. When I realized what it was, I screamed like a little girl.

6/9/2013 9:17:44 AM

I'm bringing home a baby bumble bee
Won't my momma be so proud of me
I'm bring home a baby bumble see
Ouch! It stung me!

6/9/2013 10:18:24 AM

Haha. That was my son's favorite song. He thought it was hilarious.

6/9/2013 10:24:10 AM

It's very possible I would take a bullet for my new car

<3 it

6/9/2013 10:35:03 AM

I would put a bullet in my car.

6/9/2013 11:47:47 AM

I really hate cucumbers!!! They just ruined my wrap.

6/9/2013 2:27:17 PM

^anti-cucumber 5000th post

6/9/2013 2:31:26 PM

Well, damn...what a horrible way to waste my 5000th post.

6/9/2013 2:32:10 PM

there are worse ways...at least you said something substantial and vaguely memorable. I think it's a pretty good 5000th post, all told.

6/9/2013 2:38:32 PM

Hungreeeeeee

6/9/2013 3:37:55 PM

eat some cucumbers

6/9/2013 4:57:27 PM

I loooooooove cucumbers

6/9/2013 5:36:12 PM

You can eat them too Meg.

6/9/2013 5:38:53 PM

really feeling too tired to cook/dinner - kinda feeling the 7pm bedtime

6/9/2013 6:40:58 PM

20 dollar tip on my dog sitting job! Making it rain!

6/9/2013 9:14:57 PM

i wish i could finish this stupid paperwork... it is so mind-numbingly boring that even the $~25,000 i would receive once i finish it is not enough motivation.

been putting it off for a week... will finish it tonight.

1/3 done.

6/9/2013 9:19:52 PM

Why is everyone staring at me.

6/9/2013 10:50:11 PM

Tomorrow is going to suuuuuuuuuck

Good thing I made cupcakes

6/9/2013 11:52:34 PM

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6/10/2013 12:03:08 AM

I need different friends.

6/10/2013 12:04:01 AM

I need different friends.

6/10/2013 12:10:33 AM

Hello from Brussels.


..next stop marseille

6/10/2013 2:36:31 AM

Things I need to learn how to do:
-have self restraint
-have self control
-say no
-how to not be super shy

Some of these things are related. Some are not.

A normal sleep schedule would be nice.

6/10/2013 2:40:10 AM

Follow me on Instagram
Hefeglass

6/10/2013 8:06:39 AM

Just once I would like a good night's sleep. Oh well. Wish in one hand, shit in the other...

6/10/2013 8:09:36 AM

^Truth

6/10/2013 11:09:46 AM

since I've been off BC, I don't have problems sleeping anymore. You may have to look into that.

6/10/2013 11:16:17 AM

Might have to try that

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

6/10/2013 11:18:20 AM

why am I trying to figure out ways to make myself sick so I can leave work early?

has it gotten this bad? ugh

6/10/2013 11:26:29 AM

Dan. A nice shot of NyQuil will fix that

6/10/2013 11:41:30 AM

Quote :

"since I've been off BC, I don't have problems sleeping anymore. You may have to look into that."

But I need it...

Also, I think it might have something to do with adhd medications... those can disrupt sleep too. But again, also necessary to function at not a sub-par level. (and don't give me the "you're not trying" bullshit, I've got plenty of stories and experience)
The trade-offs we make...

6/10/2013 4:31:15 PM

Quote :

" Things I need to learn how to do: -have self restraint -have self control -say no -how to not be super shy "

saying no is probably the hardest thing for me. so frustrating

6/10/2013 4:33:03 PM

Hey yuffie

6/10/2013 4:35:11 PM

FUCK its raining, Slims is the worst place to play in the rain.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

6/10/2013 5:51:10 PM

Someone please invite me on to Pinterest. I'm gonna make a dog bed for my wife and its going to be a surprise.

6/10/2013 8:47:13 PM

feeling deflated

6/10/2013 10:35:58 PM

mcfluffle!!!

6/10/2013 10:36:28 PM

http://www.xboxdone.com
hehehe

Also, just discovered the hilarious glory that is Tim Minchin. This guy. So damn funny.

Also, friends, thank you for being mature about your break ups and allowing me to comfort and be there for each of you without the other flipping a shit about it. It makes my life easier.

6/11/2013 12:02:12 AM

Waiting in a long line to get out of a pay lot in Raleigh, I let someone out in front of me today. When I pulled up to pay, I was told go ahead, the person ahead of you paid your parking fee.

6/11/2013 1:22:06 AM

^

6/11/2013 1:27:09 AM

I am not looking forward to awkward ceiling conversation today

Ie, my lady bits dr appointment

6/11/2013 8:19:30 AM

6/11/2013 8:42:20 AM

6/11/2013 8:52:20 AM

roofer woke me up. but at least I get to leave work early today.

6/11/2013 9:12:19 AM

I should read chapter 4 or submit an assignment or do at least something productive, but after a test I don't feel like doing anything.

6/11/2013 11:42:24 AM

Medical history forms suck.

6/11/2013 11:55:27 AM

Quote :

"I am not looking forward to awkward ceiling conversation today Ie, my lady bits dr appointment"

I refer to the feeling prior, during, and after these appointments as AVS: Awkward Vagina Syndrome.
The prospect of making normal conversation while being fingered kinda weirds me out.

6/11/2013 12:29:18 PM

Am I the only girl who isn't really bothered by that? It's not that I like it, but I know it's what they do all day and I see no reason to feel awkward about it.

6/11/2013 12:34:01 PM

I used to get all hyped up about it but I had to see a new doctor last time and it ended up being a young guy and I'm used to middle aged women. It was no big deal in the end. He was cool and I like him more than my other doc.

6/11/2013 12:41:21 PM

I would have thought at yall's ages this would be normal by now

I had a family friend preform a physical on me for HS sports when I was 16 and didn't really bat an eye

6/11/2013 12:41:52 PM