BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Know I feel kinda bad about thinking of which pornstar I was going to jack it to 6/12/2013 8:53:12 PM |
omicron101 All American 3662 Posts user info edit post |
My DVR is fucking up on me and I am not amused! 6/12/2013 8:54:01 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Slippin by DMX slowed down by DJ Screw
DOPE
[Edited on June 12, 2013 at 8:56 PM. Reason : Best edited version of any rap song ever btw] 6/12/2013 8:54:15 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
hahahah, animals are funny
28 Dogs That Immediately Regret Their Decisions
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/dogs-that-immediately-regret-their-decisions 6/12/2013 9:10:31 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I had like 928375725 things on my to-pack/to-do-before-I-leave list on the drive home. Now that I'm actually trying to write out said list, I have 5. This always happens. 6/12/2013 9:21:28 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
sorry gunzz 6/12/2013 10:41:39 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
3 weeks until vacation 6/12/2013 11:34:46 PM |
tommy wiseau All American 2624 Posts user info edit post |
Barcelona is fucking crazy. this is the night I haven't been out drinking til 5.
but I drank all day and passed out at 12 and now it's a million degrees in this hostel and the guy across from me is snoring
fwp 6/12/2013 11:52:17 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty sure I just perforated my ear drum blowing my nose because chlorine royally fucks my sinuses. Reason no. 87 I will never be a swimmer. Should I swab it with alcohol or something? 6/12/2013 11:52:19 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
^ if it's actually perforated the only thing you can do w/o seeing a doc is to protect it with something dry while you sleep/exercise to reduce possibility of infection
it will heal on it's own
[Edited on June 12, 2013 at 11:59 PM. Reason : also keep dry when you shower ] 6/12/2013 11:58:04 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
I don't think you need to clean it but you need to keep water from getting in . wear earplugs when swimming or showering. 6/12/2013 11:58:08 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I guess I'm paranoid because I wear plugs when I sleep and I know that helps bacteria build up overnight anyway. Ear infection? Ain't nobody got time for that. 6/13/2013 12:01:19 AM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
yea, you may want to skip the earplugs when you sleep..... at least for a few days or so, maybe a week
[Edited on June 13, 2013 at 12:04 AM. Reason : maybe you can sanitize your earplugs everynight???? if you need them] 6/13/2013 12:03:25 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I am a super sensitive sleeper so without them I wake up a ton and can't fall back asleep I'm not sure if sanitizing them would do too much since I think ears are dirty enough on their own. But it also can't hurt. 6/13/2013 12:14:58 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
video reminds me of why california is such a shithole 6/13/2013 12:19:07 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Jesus my heart is racing. 6/13/2013 12:51:43 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Insomnia yet again. Here I lie awake. While my beloved better half sleeps like the dead beside me.
That and she steals the covers in her sleep. If I didn't love her so much, I'd hold her down and fart on her head. She needs to know how lucky she is. 6/13/2013 3:12:08 AM |
LuckezCharm All American 3552 Posts user info edit post |
need this evacuation zone to move one mile south so i don't have to go to work tomorrow 6/13/2013 4:43:58 AM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
walking out the door then turning right around to come inside and puke = not cool, universe!!!
[Edited on June 13, 2013 at 8:54 AM. Reason : technically i guess it was all my fault] 6/13/2013 8:47:54 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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this storm outside is scary me
6/13/2013 8:58:23 AM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Skwinkle, when my ear drum ruptured I used the disposable wax ear plugs and formed a seal around the outside of the ear canal instead of sticking them in the ear canal. I didn't have any issues but my perforation was tiny. 6/13/2013 9:03:10 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
If it's ruptured, try to pop your ears and you'll hear/feel the air rising through the hole in your ear drum. That's what my doctor has me do to verify that I still have a perforation (1 year now). Do not use anything in your ear - drops, alcohol, nothing unless it's doctor prescribed. You do not have to wear ear plugs to shower. They've done studies and shower water doesn't cause problems. The problem comes from swimming in pools or rivers where there's plenty of bacteria. 6/13/2013 9:57:36 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
^ That is what made me think it was ruptured. When I blow my nose, my left ear sounds like I put a mini noisemaker in there. I am not too worried, but my health issues always seem to come around when I'm traveling, which I will be next week. 6/13/2013 10:00:39 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, if it sounds like a noise maker then it's probably ruptured. As long as you don't have drainage and/or pain, you probably don't need to go to the doctor. Most heal on their own in a few months. 6/13/2013 10:41:22 AM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39306 Posts user info edit post |
6/13/2013 11:36:41 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
6/13/2013 3:48:26 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
^ ahhaha my favorite part "shut the fuck up Wii, no one likes you" 6/13/2013 3:54:45 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
As much as I hate programming I think I've decided to just bite the bullet and learn rails
I'm Krallum and I approved this message./] 6/13/2013 4:29:06 PM |
NCSUHippie If it feels good 1189 Posts user info edit post |
I don't have the patience for this guy to email me back. I am asking you out, dammit!! 6/13/2013 4:34:27 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
^^I might do that as well, Krallum, I approve this message. 6/13/2013 4:41:03 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
^^never fear! You have a date with me next week! 6/13/2013 4:43:01 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I worry way too goddamn much. GF is in Roanoke and apparently the storms hit pretty damn hard there. And of course I haven't heard from her in over 2 hours. And of course I'm a little worried. Dammit all to hell. 6/13/2013 4:46:50 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
I can't wait for this father's day shit to be over
bah humbug 6/13/2013 8:52:38 PM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
So the ABC Family summer lineup is here and still no word on Bunheads
Or The Lying Game
[Edited on June 13, 2013 at 8:53 PM. Reason : f] 6/13/2013 8:53:17 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
I wish this was just a bad dream. 6/13/2013 9:08:46 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I seem to have a little gas. Horrifying that such a small quantity carries such a punch. Know how you usually don't mind your own? Yeah, well, NO. 6/13/2013 9:17:56 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
singapore noodles, bitches!
6/13/2013 9:45:05 PM |
NCSUHippie If it feels good 1189 Posts user info edit post |
^ jelly... that looks good... 6/13/2013 10:54:39 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "REASONABLY
FAT
PUSSY" |
6/14/2013 12:38:53 AM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^You know your Lil' Kim. 6/14/2013 1:08:40 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
Just a few houses on my block are without power, and they are estimating having it back on by fucking 9pm SATURDAY
I'm sooooo pissed. I've probably got a hundred dollars worth of food that's gonna go bad. I need to get some ice to try and save some of it.
[Edited on June 14, 2013 at 8:30 AM. Reason : i just dont understand why i havent seen any crews working nearby] 6/14/2013 8:21:26 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
this branch is bigger than we thought, and the remaining trunk is cracked a good extra 6 feet through it from where it even cracked in half and fell. RIP whatever kind of tree you are.
[Edited on June 14, 2013 at 8:51 AM. Reason : ] 6/14/2013 8:49:18 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
Dry ice acquired! Now to get some regular ice for the non frozen items 6/14/2013 9:17:47 AM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
Funny to see Walder Frey tormenting Harry & Ron @ Hogwarts
Oh, and here comes the Dowager Countess to save the day! Lol
[Edited on June 14, 2013 at 9:46 AM. Reason : When tv worlds collide] 6/14/2013 9:45:27 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
The only unwatched Downton I've got left is season 3 Christmas. I'm kinda sad.
In other news, I'm anxiously awaiting an official job offer today. Like really anxious. Checking email every five minutes. Why do I gotta have OCD so bad? 6/14/2013 10:25:44 AM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
Hmmm what's a nice way of telling someone "I don't give a shit, just do whatever you want, because that is where this is headed anyway?" Seriously, don't ask me for fucking help if you already had all the decisions made in your head. 6/14/2013 10:33:47 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
"I can't tell you what to do. That's a decision you're going to have to make." Said with diplomacy.
If that person continues to hound or badger you, a simple "step off my grille, nigga" should suffice. Next step is to choke a bitch. 6/14/2013 10:39:36 AM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
Lol
Well I just PMed you 6/14/2013 10:51:18 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43411 Posts user info edit post |
I'm currently buzzing hard off 2 Klonipins and 1 Lunesta I took last night around midnight, and a Lexapro from this morning.
Best Friday ever 6/14/2013 10:54:53 AM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
should I get five guys before boarding? 6/14/2013 10:57:19 AM |